/britfeel/

Cola has lost it

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Lads punish those dutch cunts youve had fantastic chances. Come on yids!

Blackout curtains are your mate, friend

Height is irrelevant, manlets with attractive faces do well for themselves. Being attractive comes down to facial asthetics and being a healthy weight. A good jawline, and cheekbones will do more than being 6'0 +

Don't do any puzzles then

Rose is so shit. He hits crosses with no conviction or placement. Just wants to grt rid of the ball. Moura youre shit too

i have stupid vertical blinds
they don't make curtains big enough for the window in my bedroom the ceiling is over 3 meters and the window is nearly all of that
pretty sure even 90" curtains wouldn't be long enough

You living in a greenhouse lad?

no it's an old edwardian house

Posh boy

i'm not posh at all

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Please keep me updated, I'm really interested.

Slept all day again. Haha

>has blinds
>says hes not posh
fucking seriously?

Just applied to two more jobs, feel like I could get them

Really need to have a shag lads. It's been such a long time.

How low are your standards going forward?

blinds are not posh??

Loving seeing Spurs getting decimated by Ajax

How about a nice Moni gf?

I wish Moni would forgive me.

Depends really. Totally person specific. Some times of ugly are ok others are not.
I want to shag a lass.

I am not one to bare grudges, admit your sin and I shall absolve you of your guilt

Fuck off posho you boring twat

WOOOO 2nd fish caught of the trip. Couldn't get a pic cause as my mate netted it forme the owner of the lake showed up and gave him a bollocking for leaving his rods. I was still setting up so didn't know where my phone was. It was orangey and about 12lb. WOOOO FISHING YEEEEAH. Raining again now, happy days

you are very rude. i am not posh

Fuck off you showy off landed gentry bastard

is my fireplace posh?

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It's ugly, but posh yea

>hes proud of not being posh
Alexander Armstrong is my godfather and i'm not ashamed of who I am.

I don't even know what I did. I thought we had a nice time at the theatre.
Whatever it was, I'm sorry.

It's bear a grudge Poley, I know English isn't your first language but still.

If it's really you, message me on kik

Proper tempted to buy one of those anime pillows, wanted one for a long time. Any lads here own one? Worth the purchase.

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Woke up and I don't have a hangover or that cokey throat feel

YEsssssssssssssssss

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Body pillows are good, but I don't see the point in putting your waifu on it.

>you need to eat, user! your body needs energy!
i miss her so much

F for user's mummy or mummy gf

i can't be bothered to eat when i'm depressed. she would make me eat something when i went round. i haven't seen her for like 2 years and she doesn't talk to me anymore because i'm a horrible person

>go on /co/ because bored
>they've become obsessed and made numerous creepy OC based on a five second scene in the new Marvel movie where Spiderman talks to older women

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>Ajax are winning 2-0
LOL

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Accidently touched the ladies breast with my hand while she was taking my blood sample. Feel super awkward.

I'd probably just get a few of my favourite characters and swap them around. No lewd ones either.

> because i'm a horrible person
That's your problem stop moping around like a piece of shit and fix it yourself you dumbshit.

>/ss/
>creepy

ONLY 3 MORE GOALS TOTTENHAM

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GOODBYE MR A
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD LOVE US, BUT YOU KNEW TOO MUCH
GOODBYE MR A
YOU HAD ALL THE ANSWERS BUT NO HUMAN TOUCH

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why bother replying when you're just going to be mean

That post wasn't actually me

>stop being a horrible person
>get back in touch
>see how things go
nae bother
Happens so often, I wouldn't dwell on it

>mantits are starting to hang
It's over.

depressing how depressed football makes me feel

Maybe I just dont watch enough anime to appreciate it

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They said on the radio that Britons are having less sex recently. One in three interviewed Britons admits to not having had sex even once in the past month.

Because you need to get out your gay little safe space you proper mong, man up faggot

Daily reminder that sucessful criminals are the evolved version of neets.

Why do people think having a gf means you can be a depressing miserable cunt and still have someone love you? No offence mate but if I had a gf who needed to be motivated to eat I'd get fed up very fast. You're supposed to make yourself attractive for your partner and put effort in. Everyone has down periods and you should support each other but fucking hell make some effort

My sister is on first name terms with those lot

Even worse she was my age and fit

I dunno being a proper criminal seems like a full time job

artist bent over backwards to arrange the picture in a way that hides the fact none of the actresses have any ass to speak of

go away. why come here just to bully people? your life must be really pathetic
what are you even on about

I thought as much, he didn't sound like a complete bastard

i would count that as a win lad

My life is good you faggot, im trying to help you. Your little faggot mind is hurting you.

Honestly, it happens to anyone in that environment, wouldn't worry about it unless you did it deliberately
This

>2 new matches on tinder
>both single mums
Oh no no no

>My life is good
clearly
go away bully

youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY

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the 70s seemed proper gropey, like you could just cup a tit and she would just slap your hand away

No helping you, ya little fag. Kill yourself soon please.

Criminals barely work, it's more like a hobby.

i may be a horrible person but at least i'm not a pathetic bully like you

>what are you even on about
Do you decide not to read when your depressed too?

Think that was just the Carry On films

Kill yourself cry baby, no one will cry for you because you have done nothing and are nothing.

Don't understand why people come here to bully the lads

My life is so good that I come to /britfeel/ and preach about it. What a great life. You lads could never understand.

okay bullyanon. i hope you have a better day tomorrow and don't feel the need to bully people to feel better about yourself.

SPURS SPUES SFUFUFJXNDKDN TOTTTRTENHA

YESEEEEE COME OB

I will be a 25-year-old virgin in October.

My entire youth spent kissless and sexless; no romance whatsoever. Fucking hell. Time flies too fast.

Nobody comes here to bully the lads. The lad is getting ripped because he's wallowing in self pity despite him losing his gf as a result of being a miserable cunt.

Don't actually know if I could be arsed with a gf because I cba leaving the house multiple times a week to see her. Would be alright if I lived on my own so I could just invite her around

Not bullying you ya wee fag. Trying to light the fire inside you to do something about your pathetic existence instead of WAAA WAAA BULLY WULLY MUMMY WUMMY

>youtube.com/watch?v=a7-HrspiKfY
this is what circumcision does to a person's mental health

people keep calling me a druggy, wonder if i should sort my life out

>The lad is getting ripped
That's bullying
You're pathetic

29 in october here, same deal

SPURS ARW IN IT FUXK YOU AJAX JPDEN CUNTS 2-2 AND 1 KORE GOAL. FUCK YOU ARROGANT DUCTH FUCKS

>that's bullying
ahah go to redit ya lil flower