Fembots! Describe to us what your vagene looks like. Do you have a nice and puffy vulva...

>the hairs stick out of my panties.
dear jesus

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eugh, why, don't you feel unclean? shaving is really not that hard.

just buy a trimmer if you are that lazy. better than nothing.

Ok roasties so long as ur a virgin and white/not morbidly obese I'll let you be my gf. Now post locations so we can arrange a date in Chinatown, movies and noodles

yeah but let's say i eventually try to have sex with someone: but he ends up being like you (no offense). nobody would obviously want to end up in that situation. how could i ever 'warn' him without making it extremely awkward?
yepyep, same here.

me too femanon it sucks ass and im relying on my bj skills to get by lmao

just bang someone from this thread who already knows about your vaginal monstrosity.

Its a waste of time since I dont have a bf. I will shave soon now that summer is almost here.

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I fucking hate this board. TITS OR GTFO CUNTS

>yeah but let's say i eventually try to have sex with someone: but he ends up being like you (no offense). nobody would obviously want to end up in that situation. how could i ever 'warn' him without making it extremely awkward?
our eyes want one thing and our dick doesnt give a shit it just wants vagina

Can you literal roasties post a comparable pic so I can see how bad you think bad is? I know you won't post your own so find something similar.

Obviously I'd prefer a smaller labia the same way you'd prefer a nicer jawline or better-looking dick but it wouldn't be a deal-breaker for me. I might have to get used to it though. Then again, I'm a virgin so if your roastie was in front of me I'd probably still eat it like a starving animal.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with a hairy snatch, I love that shit

unironically this if they already know about it from the start it's not an issue ultimately
but otherwise, some people will like you enough that even if they don't think it's great they won't care

>caring about actual vaginas
I only care about how tight they are. I don't give a fuck if they have big lips or other shit since eating pussy is gay as fuck, and it's not like you are going to see it while having sex. But anyway, meaty vaginas are the best.

Robots post their dicks but "fembots" don't even post tits.

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Literally this. If a guy wants to have sex with you in the first place he will definitely not say no just seeing your cunt.

imagine nibbling on a femanons big fat lippy pussy

Can you blame them? Look at the responses they get.

what are you talking about, any femanon who posts tits gets at least a dozen Yous. if I had then I'd be posting them constantly.

Not all women are as desperate or as thirsty for attention from the opposite sex as us, user.

Listen you fucking faggots, most of these 'females' are certainly larping faggots.
Stop being such pathetic thirsty niggas licking the ground that these fake e-thots stand on. Fucking hell

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How does your pubes grow that fast I have gone that long without shaving and it doesnt stick out of my undies.

mine looks similar to pic related, except the wide part is a little lower.

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yea thats a roast, oh man thats kinda nasty
so like can i suck on it now?

That's not even bad you fucking brainlet. I'd eat that. I thought you had the kind that's long enough you could wrap a tennis ball in it.

Stop being retarded.

Yeah that's not that bad at all, pretty normal for a lot of women.

Not even that bad man. You are probably just really self conscious about it.
It's like me with working out. I work out for some years now, could obviously look better, but for a normie I look pretty damn good. Still really self conscious about it because I see myself every day in the mirror so it just looks kinda average for me.

Puffy. Bit of pink roast. Mostly has dark blonde bush

I am of italian descent and my hair grows fast. I also have hairy arms and legs.

Hair isnt dirty unless you yourself are dirty. And in that situation your pussy would stink even if it was shaven

can i lick ur hairy manicotti?

So, what's it like having a big hole between your legs? Does air get in all the time making you cold? When you go inside water, does water get in? When you masturbate or get horny, does your pussy get hard or what? What's it like being a woman? Are your tits like erogenous zones that get you horny sometimes or are they just annoyances?

do girls get vagina wedgies?

Pls be in Sacramento
Origi

>I also have hairy arms and legs.
Honestly this part is offputting way more than any amount of huge bush on vag would be. Hairy vag can still be hot and enjoyable, but hairy legs does nothing for almost anyone. I'd rather any girl I was with had hairy pits than hairy legs and arms

>So, what's it like having a big hole between your legs?
Most of the time I obviously don't notice it.
>Does air get in all the time making you cold?
No, for most women it's pretty much 'sealed' unless they're horny.
>When you go inside water, does water get in?
Previous reply.
>When you masturbate or get horny, does your pussy get hard or what?
The clit kinda does.
>What's it like being a woman?
I can't bother to boil it down to a few sentences desu.
>Are your tits like erogenous zones that get you horny sometimes or are they just annoyances?
Yes and yes. Except I don't really get horny *from* them since I avoid touching them.
Nope, not personally at least.

No but im sure you know that was unlikely.

I have an ok pussy but ugly tits. Cant have everything

>ugly tits
be my gf and ill tease your ugly boobs while licking them

Its less about doing it for anyone than just people not finding it repulsive.which many do

How ugly we talkin? Are u at least in the state. I want to flick a puffy vag back n forth

Of course im not in the state. Im not even in the country

are you a fucking leaf?

not today, user.
honestly thanks for making me feel better about it, guys.

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Yeah I know but they're kind of tied together. A hairy vag doesn't make you feel like the person is less feminine, but hairy legs do. If you offered a guy any choice between the two you'd see what I mean, they'd all mostly answer the same

>honestly thanks for making me feel better about it, guys.
now you have to tell us whats the last thing you jilled off to

i shave whenever the fuck i feel like it and my pubes are like pointy little thorns and they stick through the fabric of some of my panties. i'm pretty sure they'd shred a dick if one ever got near my vj, but fortunately i have no bf and all i do is erp in videogames. LEL

no problem user. feel free to make me feel better about my small peen in return
i don't get why girls worry about their vag ever honestly, unless it's loose or blown the fuck out or smells really bad, you're pretty much a-ok

You're welcome. No more posts about how you have a roastie.

Wanna go a step further than erp qt :^)

It's an innie but it's still ugly and purple and shit, also hair diaper.

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mixing purple+white=pink, so just get cum on her pussy and rub it in, tada pink pussy

are you drogo? then yes.

>Nice
That is subjective.
>puffy
Not particularly
>Made me google arbys sandwich
Hell no
>smooth
partially
>jungle
More like a meadow

yay
>chinatown
nope

i think it's because i'm a brainlet and let almost every roastie post get to me, but yeah thanks.
small pees deserve respect just like any other pp. seriously though, you're completely fine as well, user.
to this post desu.
aye aye

Fuck off furfag I only want pure qts

purPLE? excuse me what the fuck do you mean by that

>to this post desu.
you lie

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What's wrong with Chinatown? How about a picnic in a national park :^)

She's probably black. but nbd all puss is pink inside

okay, i will. originaly

weeeeird ok never heard o that before

i can jill in 1 millisecond don't you test me.

they should make comic books about you called super jill

is jill female fap?

yea.. ya know, jacking off, jilling off. jack and jill....

i mean maybe? theres not really a word that i know of so i just say 'jack off' even thought i cant cos it gets the idea across

Schlicking original

Well in that case, there is a whole bunch of things people can imagine while jilling off.

One fantasy of mine for example, is that I am a godess, and I abduct and rape cute anons.

Or that a guy has magical, wish-fulfilling penis, and by fucking each other, we can both make a wish to love each other more.

i triple dog dare you to rape me right now

basically you're walking Tomoko Kuroki?

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It's quite impolite question, but how old are you fembots?

no. jilling off is cringe. the correct term is fap. fap for everyone. everyone faps. jilling and schlicking are stupid terms. fap.

Fap refers to the noise. Women cant make it

>the sound of squelching pussy

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>purPLE? excuse me what the fuck do you mean by that

Different dude here. I've seen purple puss lips before in pictures. It's not all that common, tho. And it's usually it's not purple everywhere, just in certain spots.

gfy
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Turn the audio up. My god. Pussy noises are the best. Sorry for cuckposting.

Hence schlicking. Its the true equivelant

>the correct term is fap. fap for everyone.

I wish that was the case, but there's too many people who refuse to use the word "fap" for women. Trying to get people to use words differently than they do is a lost cause. Give it up.

oh wow, that's some really hot lewd sounds...

no i will never lose my way.

innie but im pretty much morbidly obese (pic related, i used a body visualizer) so its still a loss

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You could just like, lose weight. It's one of the best things you can do for yourself. You'll feel better, look better, and will overall have a better life. Most "incels" and depressed people are usually just fat.

Fist a turkey that's been sitting out in room temperature since the morning. Like that.

Soft smooth shaved puffy innie. It's cute and doesn't smell and one of the few things about my body I like..

oh hi miss stacy pussy

>Most "incels" and depressed people are usually just fat
>be me
>not an incel
>working out for years, look pretty good
>working on my second bachelor and master
>can play instruments
>have friends
>still depressed
why live

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Exactly like pic. But a bit more open n pink. is it bad? I get it waxed so its perfect and soft

I'm trying to, I already limit what/how much I eat. I bought weights recently so I'm trying to get into the habit of using them every day.

I've got pretty bad depression and self worth issues because of abuse so it's hard to stay motivated or feel like life is worth improving.

>so many fembot answers
>not a single pic
Gee...