Redpill me on crossfit

Is it really as pathetic and cringe as it looks?
My impression is that its more of a social gathering for losers to tell each other that they aren't losers.

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It's definitely very social and in my area quite expensive so it's kinda a more elite club but fuck crossfit I'm jacked

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Depends on the gym. Some are really cringey cults of faggots doing meme diets buying meme products doing meme workouts and getting meme injuries while still being in slightly above average shape. Some are just gyms for all types of lifting that cant occur in globo gyms, i went to a crossfit gym that also had olympic lifting, powerlifting, and strongman, so it was full of mostly normal people as far as lifters of those categories goes. As far as the programming itself, its pretty shitty. It varies from basically decent general fitness stuff to absolutely inane meme exercises done to push the envelope and just be retarded, like hand stand walks or whatever new stupid shit crossfit hq has said is the key to ultimate fitness this year.

It doesn't look like anyone can redpill you on CrossFit. I'll keep checking back

oh so they sell a bunch of crossfit swag and supplements? The jews are probably running this scheme.

It's just for rich white people to play around at. They're always below average in every lift because they never actually do anything with a constant enough frequency to get better. Then the coaches (who get certified after a 3 hour class) teach them with pretty much the worst form possible and charge people $100+ a month. If Crossfit didn't exist they would just be doing some "MMA" cardio class for $150 a month.

Still no redpill. Surely someone has something nice to say about CrossFit

maybe you can enlighten us

Honestly? Probably. The only innovation crossfit brought was marketing, and (((they))) constantly introduce memes that make money off expensive shit they sell, like paleo diets and other crossfads, like the Becoming the Supple Leopard worship in crossfit, or selling foam rollers and sixteen million different bands and other bullshit accessories because oh now this is what crossfit includes.

My physical therapist who powerlifts has told me that getting qualified to teach CrossFit classes is easy, you just gotta watch some instructional vids over a weekend and then you’re qualified. She also said people injure themselves all the time. One of my exes’ mom broke her entire fucking leg somehow during CrossFit.