Is this the ideal female body?

No? She looks like a fucking alien eggplant, and has to strike these retarded fucking poses to look presentable

guarantee this bitch is a cellulite mess. Id have to be 10 modelos deep to tell you shes hot homie

Also what the fuck is up with her feet pointing that way. Im about to knock this bitch out with a superman punch lemme tell u

DURRRRR GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM
ME GONNA COOOOOM TO PIKSHUREEEE DURRRR

I want to go out with my head instantly and violently crushed between well muscled thighs. I don't have to patience to be slowly suffocated to death, no matter how much I'd enjoy it.

Hahaha holy shit

KEK came to say this, dwarf lookin ass

fat virgin retard owned

She comes pre pregnant.

no but this is

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Donald Duck lookin ass hoe

how many gold metals has she won??

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petite pear

>t. gay

Holy mother of anteversion!

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stop posting men you fag

Girls with birthing hips are the only way to go

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?????????????

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She's won a gold medical in "muh dikk".

shes gonna win a fucking high kick to that ghoulish harry potter 1 dungeon troll face

fucking HIDEOUS BITCH HOLY SHIT

this is what curvy is supposed to mean, not the fat fucks that feminists try to call curvy

Nope. This is

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No pic related is

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Would date just to force her to eat and recieve beatings if she refused.

I have yellow fever bad, currently 20+ notches deep in that jungle, and this chick has a gross face.

the thought of user using his big strong arms to smack around that skeleton is getting me hard

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>overpronation
>no tits
2/10 would not bang

kek

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sauce?

DWARVES ARE NATURAL SPRINTERS

It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct. One would be more justified in calling them the unaesthetic sex than the beautiful. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art have they any real or true sense and susceptibility, and it is mere mockery on their part, in their desire to please, if they affect any such thing

Artur Schopenhauer was a downer but he was right sometimes.

As your yellow fever advances your tastes get more acquired. Only a yf noob would think she's pretty

Schopenhauer needed to have sex

She looks like how I'd imagine a human frog would look.

sounds like Schopenhauer needed a Guy Heaven

I thought the same thing. Weird.

makes think about playing skyrim and beating skeletons to death with my fist.

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kek

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Yes

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Where do you find Asian women who have that body? I've dated a few and they all had square torsos with tony flat asses and skinny little boy legs.

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its my body, but my face is ugly

Time stamp then

idgaf about the face, just post moar body shots

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Seriously the first thing I noticed

>that foot positioning

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Ever see the movie splice?

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L O N D O N
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More op

not the original reply, but holy kek you cracked me up bad user

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why are her feet pointing towards each other

gives better pelvic tilt and makes hips, thighs, and gap "pop" more.
thot trickery

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is this the high test thread?

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>High kick
Back in the pit

Nauseating. Healthy thiccness rather than unhealthy sticcness is hot, obesity is not only retarded but literally vile.
A proper woman has healthy amount of body fat (aka not sticc but not obese) and above all has wide birthing hips. If you look to any other thing in your woman other than birthing hips you're doing it wrong (not counting face, ofc, but hips is still a requirement for a good mate.)

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Looks like Roger from American Dad.

yeah in my fkin pants

Man feet

Too short

dumb whore lol

Based and breeding pilled
team iskra

sure but i think you misplaced the provided picture from your whale collection

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Ah...
Oh..
You've been by my side all along....
I'M COOOMIN AUUUGHHHHHHGHHHGHHHHH FUCKKKKKK

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excellent

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Hideous

Fugg time to look up mewtwo porn

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Weve finally done it. Weve bred the perfect creature

Tits or gtfo

Actual goddess on Earth holy fuck

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I think if you find an east asian mixed with southeast asian, you'll find your body type.

Please god more

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You know the drill. The photo angle isn't helping here. I mean your definitely nicely built and most men would hit you like a freight train. Assuming that's you and not some cat fishing queer.

i absolutely would.

What does the mix do? I've dated a couple Flip girls who looked like fridges with toothpick legs.

My latest girlfriend is basically a chubby version of that, only with E-cup tits. Looked at her was like looking at an anime character. Sometimes wish I hadn't dumped her.

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Oh fugggggg

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bruh...

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