Anybody else rip their asshole from taking big shits?
Anybody else rip their asshole from taking big shits?
Owen Stewart
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Austin Jenkins
Nope.
Just you, pal.
Christian Murphy
No but I get hemmeroids that I have to pinch to express the blood back into my body
Eat your fiber kids
Sebastian Martinez
i don't know but i sometimes like a flash imagine other people squatting down and flashing me their anus then I get really depressed
Jace Davis
maybe on bulk. great thing about dieting is you evolve to small-shit man
Asher Ward
You mean bitch boy?
Cooper Wood
Hunter Robinson
Only time I heard of this was in Afghanistan. Dude didn’t take a solid shit for like a month and had a massive swollen chapped ass from wiping 16 times a day. Doc gave him some meds and his first solid shit cleaved his asshole open in 3 spots.
Don’t eat local food.
Elijah Butler
Yeah often. But you can avoid it. When you have a big shit inside u, wait for a long time over the toalet, so your asshole can widen out.
Blake Thomas
Benjamin Reyes
Tis is why if you haven't shit for more than 3 days you just enema yourself or induce diarrhea. Would rather havr diarrhea than a torn anus.
Andrew White
Yes. When I was a child I didn’t shit for 11 days and I was too embarrassed to say anything. I was scarred I would die and miss Halloween.
Zachary Garcia
used to happen on almost every shit for about a year but then it went away on its own. not sure what happened.
Nathan Diaz
No but i sometimes have sudden ass pain right on my butthole. I can fight the pain by clenching my asshole realy tight. Happens once every 1-4 weeks and google doesnt show up anything, has anybody else experienced this?
Dylan Hernandez
The doctor is not going to buy that man
Evan Smith
>local food
>Not MRE cheese
Ryder James
Yeah they put stuff in rat packs that stop you needing to shit in the field. I once laid an intestinal pipe that jacked me up off the toilet (lmao 2pl8). I had to snap it up with a stick before it would flush.
Leo Kelly
>studying abroad in the US
>for some reason all the pipes are super thin
>have to start plumbing after every shit because it keeps clogging the pipes
Can't even properly bulk in that place. Poor burgers.
Adrian Cooper
No but a guy at my work tore his asshole on a riding lawnmower. He was sideways on a slope with one cheek in the seat, hit a bump and riiiippp. The he went around describing it to everyone who didn’t want to know about how ignorant looked like a torn jelly donut and his constant infections
Brayden Price
fix your diet you fast food eating dunce
Gavin Robinson
I had to go to hospital once cause I didn't shit for weeks
Justin Hill
I tend to just chemically burn it with coffee + magnesium lava
Jackson Foster
Et in Arcadia ego. Never let your guard down, chaps
Blake Long
thats why i bought a bad dragon chance
now i can train my anus for the largest shits
remember Jow Forumsbros healthy ass= healthy life