Weird families thread

Weird families thread

My twin sister has a thing for cum in food and I've been providing for her for five years now.

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You don't have a sister, you mentally diseased cockroach.

Hot. Got any twincest stories to share?

>posting a weird fantasy and passing it off as real
You realize girls arent into what youre describing right?

>
I guarantee you there are plenty of women into far weirder shit.

yeah i unironically masturbated to the Cheerios story a couple times

That sounds familiar, but you're gonna have to refresh my memory a bit. Or was it just cum eating + cheerios?

My dad, his girlfriend and his newborn daughter live under the same roof as my mother (that he cheated on) and me.

His girlfriend is my age (23). Same birthyear and such.
She kicked him out the moment she heard that he had a girlfriend and that she was pregnant.
But that didn't go too well for them.
You see, his girlfriend is schizophrenic and has BPD (i think). She always has these weird episodes where she'll just turn on you or cause scenes.

Well, that kinda caused them to get kicked out of every single flat that they tried to live in, as due to her episodes the police would come every time, and that pissed the landlords off.

After about 5 flats, they had no idea where to go any more. He begged and pleaded to my mother to let them live in our house, and that they'll build a small house for themselves in our backyard.

My mother felt sorry for the baby so she let them in. It's been fights ever since. She provokes my mother all the time and from then on the fights start.

Nevermind, ended up just googling it like a not-lazyass. Honestly can't hold it against you. I have an easier time getting turned on to weird shit when it's written. I fapped to a Bloodborne story that ends with the MC (you) getting her heart ripped out mid-climax. It was fuckin great.

Not to mention that my dad's gf is a heavy drinker.

They finally started building the house last year and currently they have the whole first floor done. So about 2 weeks ago they finally moved into their little cuckshed.
It's been pretty peaceful since, other than when she calls my mother over and they start drinking. Then shit hits the fan again.

My ultimate fantasy is to have a twin sister to have a wincest relationship with. But alas, I don't.

yknow i think you exceeded me on that one user, ive never gotten into guro shit

Yeah that's the one guro thing that's ever turned me on, let alone not repulsed me. Watersports on the other hand.

Normie with kids and a wife, but she's sterile so "our" kids I actually had with her mother who was willing to go along with that.

>my mother to let them live in our house
>she calls my mother over and they start drinking
oh, so your mom is retarded too then!
makes sense now.

\what would you give me for this user?
your soul is useless to me as giving you 50 or so years of happiness then an eternity of torment is not an equal trade...
so tell me user...
what can you offer of ... "value"?

>when Satan wants in on some sicknasty wincest threesomes
The devil confirmed for /ourguy/

How did your father not kick that trainwreck down a flight of stairs when he learned she was pregnant? Holy fuck.

My little sis and I used to pretend to be animals humping at night, and then we would roleplay characters and touch each other or dry hump. We also had a maid and she would take her tits out and we'd suck or play with them while she slept. I touched my cousin, sister and friends while they slept too. It fucked me up something proper though.

Well, I guess my life isnt as bad as I thought it is.

Have fun.

7.3k stinky linkies and a 2016 SUV.