/FPH/ - sheetcake dissent edition

Empowering for thin women, yes. Not sure what fatty's endgame is.
>look how much better you look than your fat friend!

Also lol H&M vanity sizing. That's not a size 2, that's a size 6 or so.

no way the small girl is a size two...so the fat one must be at least a size 20. they don't claim that all the clothes look great or whatever, but it's crazy how obvious it is that the clothes look better on the blond chick

Attached: fatsize2.png (1152x745, 758K)

Attached: fatsize6.png (1243x746, 1.22M)

This reminds me why I don't shop at H&M. That and the slavery.

she has a retard face so don't expect it to make any sense

Attached: 1566817811960.png (943x597, 511K)

That and the slavery.

>caring what other countries decide to do with their laws

>posted from my Chinese slave labor made device

As much as I hate pajeets and China, I want to wear quality clothes made with some care and not by a 13-year old.

Attached: as expected.jpg (1125x1374, 364K)

>not caring

Edgy

the gay guy in the mesh shirt said that fat is a fetish in the gay community therefore it can be a choice and the blonde girl, wanting to be woke, jumped over while he was explaining.

the chick on the disagree line said that she lost 50lbs once but decided "exercising 8 hours a day" made her feel like shit so she decided she didn't give a fuck what her family thought and got fat again.

Attached: fatchoice.png (1922x774, 1.71M)

Good luck with that

Attached: 1562056486419.jpg (900x1200, 259K)

the best clothes are made by underpaid brown people.

>the chick on the disagree line

meant the "somewhat agree" line, the girl in the orange cardigan

uhh not gonna lie the big one is kinda cute and looks like she has a nice rack

wow. the one on the left is so hot
meanwhile the one on the right looks like my ex

>being plus size is a choice
i guess technically it's thousands of bad choices

>she decided she didn't give a fuck what her family thought and got fat again.
She may one day make it, because she knows deep down that she eats too much garbage and that she is not willing to give that up - yet.

Everyone else is a lost cause.

nah, she brought up being korean, so she's just rebelling against all her skinny, traditional sisters/cousins now. no way she'll admit she was wrong, she's gonna try to say she's just as happy as everyone else.

Oh, I stand corrected. Sad.

wait...so invade vietnam?

Attached: fatjump.png (897x597, 1.3M)

it does take having a nice liver/etc. to keep you alive long enough to actually get fat though

Her arms must have been insanely fucking huge after those workouts.

Dubs and you know what happens

Attached: MPbX6OD.jpg (600x438, 64K)

F

What do you have to do to win a pig?

Her tits are significantly smaller than the thin girl's....what do you consider a nice rack???

wtf is Peter Pan brand peanut butter?

Brutal mogs

Enter the 50k tuition raffle.

just a US megacorp brand, like JIF
also 5000 calories in that container

Dubs of reinsurance

Peanut butter that's almost half oils, half corn syrup, and maybe a little actual peanut

Attached: stacey puts fatty in her place.webm (608x1080, 2.87M)

Non chiedetemi come lo so, ma Boog è morto un ora fa

Attached: 1567174471093.jpg (225x225, 26K)

Attached: (((Schollenberger))).png (946x722, 287K)

checked. Based digits of fat hate, Kek smiles upon us

>muh dick

>sheetcake
What is this?
Did she mean shitcake?

>That and the slavery.
I explicitly shop at companies that still use
Third World slavery. It's why I support Nike and KaperNig.

Attached: rebel-flag.jpg (650x474, 27K)

Goddamn I want to impregnate the blonde

S

Attached: 1562173770749.gif (298x224, 2.85M)

>I think someone should clean it up

Ingredients:
>Roasted Peanuts, Sugar, Less than 2% of: Hydrogenated Vegetable Oils (Cottonseed and Rapeseed), Salt. CONTAINS: PEANUTS.
Peanut butter is good for dat dirty bulk, and Peter Pan is pretty based. No need to make shit up

> mfw those hashtags

Attached: 75f.gif (200x270, 586K)

Shit hire me. You can pay me half as much and I can walk three steps and I don't shit everwhere

Just buy the jar that only lists peanuts and salt as the ingredients

Attached: 1565545020453.gif (400x200, 1.6M)

just because other countries do that, doesn't mean I have to incentivize them to continue by giving them my hard-earned money

I'd breed both of them to be honest

kek, best use of this gif I've seen so far

>(((schollenberger)))
>served as campaign manager
>received job as a judge from the mayor she helped
You can’t make this up

How the fuck do you just eat pb with a spoon like it's no big deal??? every time I make a pbj with like one spoonful of peanut butter I'm absolutely stuffed for hours

God DAMN fatties incredible ability to inhale calories blows my mind every day

Attached: 1564983055477.png (767x1000, 1.01M)

I do that when I'm bulking. However I only eat PB with peanuts, salt, and nothing else.

My pb is also just nuts and salt though

Little nig works in a factory making shoes for £3 an hour. You decide thats bad and stop supporting it, start calling for this to be stopped, etc. Eventually the factory gets shut down and little nig is now making £0 an hour, he starves and dies, but atleast you can feel good

have you had texas sheetcake though
that shit is amazing
here's my recipe for it
absolutely terrible for you, but i've made it for family and its never lasted long

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-09-10 at 7.13.09 AM.png (699x547, 93K)

you could have made it, brah

I used to do this while hiking. PB has a really good calories to weight ratio. But even then it would be like a spoon every now and then, not just straight up eating a fucking jar.

What didn't last long? The sheetcake or your family?

>who suffers from obesity
they make it sound like obesity just fell upon her like WHUP I GUESS I'M OBESE NOW I MEAN THERE'S NOTJING I DID TO CAUSE THIS YA KNOW I GUESS IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE CONTAGIOUS THINGS OH WELL

both :^)
nah, theyre just obese
still highly recommend for a holiday cheat day, because one piece will fuck your macros up to kindgom come, but still very good
just reading the recipe makes me want to make a pan

English class

Attached: IMG_20190910_092334.jpg (3072x4096, 1.23M)

>companies losing sales won't find a way to fix the reason consumers won't purchase their products
so does the free market work or does it not?

>in distress, she defecated in a plastic-lined wastepaper basket
ahhhahahah fuck my sides

>Literally admits that she made a choice but still disagrees
the hell is wrong with women?

>3 sticks of butter in one single cake
Also why are instructions so vague? Like wtf is 3/4 of a bag, how big is the bag? Cooking is literally a science and it suffers no imprecision. No wonder Murrican cakes are puke-inducing.

Attached: C3C3168C-EDF1-40F6-8939-E551540F6292.png (323x454, 327K)

>3/4 bag
its powdered/confectioners sugar, so it's pretty common to see it in a 1lb bag

>Sheet cake
Have some fucking class

Oh yeah don't live in the city all the judges are political appointees.

My professor makes shitlord jokes sometimes I'm so glad I don't go to a dumb sjw school

guess i have a new fetish

Aspetta cosa

>sticks butter
>3/4 of 1lb bag of powdered sugar
What the fuck

Il prossimo é cicciogamer

Former fatty here, I can eat a whole jar straight no problem.

yeuck. What do you do with all the oil when you open a new jar? Pour it out or stir it in?

better believe it, pal
itll put you in a diabetic coma faster than you can say "congestive heart failure"
still would make one rn if i didnt care about my health

That's from America, the Book, right? Trevor Noah would never be allowed to make that joke

I love the one on guns.
>three people pro-gun-ownership, three people pro-gun-control
>"I have been in a situation in which my life was in danger"
>none of the pro-gun-control group step forward
>but all of the pro-gun-ownership group does
>one of the pro-gun-control guys kinda shrugs like "well you've got me there"
And they weren't even weak excuses: the woman was raped in her home by an intruder, one man and his dad were about to get lynched by good ol boys when he pulled out a shotgun and they retreated, and the other man grew up in a gang-controlled neighborhood where not carrying meant being a victim

I think half the reason Jon Stewart got out when he did was because he knew it was coming

do people still say shitlord?

if youre not pro gun control youre a moron though

Attached: this is bait.png (459x499, 462K)

bonus: the pro-gun-control people were all white
the pro-gun-ownership group were, respectively, asian woman, latino man, black man

Breh, shes got a crotch bulge that would put any male pornstar to shame.

Outside of electronics I have managed to only buy from good countries in the past year. Clothes, food, home furniture, basic supplies for camping, etc. It costs a little more but is well worth it in terms of quality and not supporting shitty third world countries that will only send their leeches here.

Gun control already exists. Saying you're "for" it just means you favor meaningless bans on stuff that make no sense and aren't Constitutional.

>wow everyone is getting shot with Glocks in the hood
>ban suppressors!

The left will never get any meaningful gun control done until they actually sit down with someone who knows about guns and hash out what terms actually mean. Like fuck, they don't even know the difference between auto and semiauto, and will say the difference doesn't matter.

>F
S