Theres a femanon lurking here right now that just took a really big smelly doo doo

They only pee if you fugg them hard and fast enough. You need to watch more porn if you don't know this.

>Ideally you should poo poo several times a day. Do you eat enough fiber?
Several times a day? What the fug. And I don't know. What kinda food has fiber?

>What kinda food has fiber?
Bread, crackers, anything with oats.

Once or twice a day actually, it should ideally be one long sausage-like smooth lump and take no more than 10 minutes for full evacuation.

how do i get a femanon gf and feed her oats?

The question asserts that some observer knows it fell (if a tree falls in the woods), but somehow no observer has any information about it (and no one hears it).
Who knows it fell if no one heard it?

No idea how to get a gf in the first place, but once you have one I imagine you just have to tell her oats is healthy, cleansing and organic. I read somewhere that girls care about that kind of stuff.

Well like 70% of my diet is just toast with cheese and salami so that counts right.

No, that sounds terrible. Cheese will especially give you constipation and slow bowel movements. Just google foods that are rich in fiber, it's really not that difficult. A lot of vegetables and fruits have it.

I'm guessing the toast is shitty white bread? That's nothing but carbs.

>theres a femanon that didnt wipe too good and has an itchy butthole lurking this thread
we know youre here you shitty ass wiper

Well damn. I'll make my toast with dark bread then.

Don't look at me I have one of those butt spritz toilets.

ew poppy femanons

I am right now taking a pee

if you were my gf id only let you pee in my mouth
im totally not a creep btw

>tfw no gf that will let me pee in her mouth while she pee's

Can a femanon make me her human toilet pls

Please seek help user im worried for you