Cope Cringe

this fuckin bitch is dying from carrying 5kg of laundry up the stairs lol

Daily reminder that guy is absolutely based and has 4 Aryan sons

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"my duty is so hard i can't go to the gym, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
fuck i hate people like this. most mothers today throw their kids in front of a tablet and let 55 year old russian perverts who play with dolls teach their kids about the world
most mothers today are selfish assholes
my mother was a single parent while i was growing up (my father died when i was a toddler) but she still gave me the redpill
she enrolled me in fitness classes, she put me in the boy scouts, she made me work hard for things i wanted, she had me go to a conservative military school
and she was still pretty badass in my eyes, she was a stock broker, drove a vette and helped me pay cash for uni so i don't have any debt

fuck these whining cunt parents who need their "glass of red wine" at the end of the night. They and their kids will not make it.

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>he raised them liberal

Of course that's the image they picked for this shitty line

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For real. Be a fucking parent, it's not about you, deal with it

Unrelated pic

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Beating a dead vegan horse, but still relevant to this thread.

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Not exactly Jow Forums, but same vibe

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based and saved

I'm convinced that people are misusing the phrase "depression" too much. Stop throwing it around like it's nothing

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/based/?

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Fucking......

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My stay at home wife manages to get up at 5:30 AM every morning to work out. Not sure what these women are complaining about.

Self diagnosis epidemic

>black brunette
dafuq

But also calling these things exercise is a lot like calling Wii Fit exercise: it's not, unless you happen to be in a geriatrics facility.

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how is this cringe

>jew and mudskin
it's all so tiresome

My wife is an assistant principal and wakes up around the same time so she can go run. Then multiple times a week she does her weight lifting routine after work. We have a home gym so we trade off watching the kids while the other works out. People who complain about not having enough time for legitimate workouts are just lazy.

Each one of this dude's comics are successively sadder than the last. Amazing that someone could be so bitter.

Based wife. She sounds amazing, hold onto that one bro

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almost based, but the house on the left is McMansion shit while the dilapadated house has better aesthetics.

You know what the weird thing is? The joke in the comic isn't bad, but the monochrome colors, noodly-armed main character and general art style just screams
>I'm insecure and I use my fatherhood to justify my lack of self esteem

I seriously doubt whoever captioned that ever met the model

Fuck you man, Wiifit was hardcore. Pic related, can you do 100 Wiifit push-ups? Didn't think so, fuck off.

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Based single mom. She's a rarity.
Nice trips

You would think if his fatherhood meant so much to him he'd be much more wholesome and fulfilled, rather than taking aim at those he views lesser. I've read a bunch of his comics and not all of them are teaching actively bad lessons but 60% of them make me think "the person writing this is not alright".

I aspire to have a future that looks like yours. You, sir, are an inspiration

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This fucking guy again. Undiluted cope in it's most potent form.

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Why are people so retarded

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It’s a journey and a process. When I first started dating her 10 years ago she wasn’t into fitness at all. She got complacent and comfortable and fat. Then she hated being fat so she started running and lost 60-70 pounds over the course of about a year and a half. Now she’s the fastest runner of her friends and people are intimidated by her “skills” which she is always embarrassed by. The point is it didn’t start out this way at all.

You had a based mom user
Fuck all these rostie moms with their shithead cheerio eating fuckwit brainlet mongoloid offspring

>take free slap
>immediately knock them the fuck out because you had to defend yourself from assault

why has nobody done this

This is exactly right. And we have 2 kids. Getting up at 5:30 AM to workout gives us our time to do our own thing to. It’s good both mentally and physically.

I don't think that picture qualifies as "cope". Look at those shoulders. And even with makeup they can't hide the way her cheeks dig in. That woman is anorexic.

It's possible to stay thin while eating a small amount of fast foods, but eating enough veggies and fruits to get fat?
Someone's abusing the salad dressing...

>Frail soi bones shatter like glass on impact
>Immediate massive internal bleeding
>Death soon follows
>Annoying court bs
Only reason I can think of

If they actually did this, it would be kinda true. Knew a girl in HS who was a farm girl. After school would do chores tending livestock. When he friends took her to aerobics, she confided in me she didn't understand how that was a strenuous exercise.
>throwing around 50 lbs bail of hay beats leg lifts

Motherfucker I almost thought that said "AUTISTILIFT"

Please someone with better shoop skills than me make it so.

where is that from?

Your mom is a chad.

That's great, my gf keeps saying she'll workout but never does, and she keeps shitting on me counting calories/macros and doing keto, she believes "you can't get fat from clean eating"
Dunno maybe I'm just venting but what you got is awesome. I hope I can get there one day

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I almost hate to say it, buy suing for assault and emotional distress, then donating the money to decent causes might be more satisfying

Women with young children are probably one of the most obnoxious and entitled groups of people in existence.
>t. has worked a retail job in the past

Widows might be mothers and single but I would not call them single mothers.

Don't overthink it, it's a Chinese message board

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Women coming up with excuses to not keep up with health. A physically healthy person is a mentally healthy person. A mentally healthy mother is the best kind of mother.

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>tfw my wife gave birth 6 weeks ago
>was so bored because she wasn't allowed to work out by her OB
she's a lot happier now, which is good
also fuck this comic

>awesome, which one of you dykes do I get to slap?

Why would you choose to continue to put up with that?

She sounds like a champ, you got yourself a saint

Rereading what I wrote it sounds worse than it is. Her heart's in the right place, she just needs to see that she CAN do whatever she wants to get whatever results she wants. I guess I'm trying to lead by example.

>cringe
But everything about this pic is incredibly based.

>Why thots shouldn't reproduce

>Posting evidence and admitting to child neglect and endangerment

Hey now, cherry cola is fucking based. Just don't drink a 2liter per day, do brush your teeth, and move your fat ass some.

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>sam hyde
>might have issues, need a specialist to be sure
fucking lmao
at least but someone sane there

this... i cannot stress this enough.
PUT.YOUR.KIDS.IN.A.FUCKING.TEAM.SPORT
I don't care if its hard or he gets rekt everytime, fucking make that little faggot do something with other kids or else he's going to end up autistic. I'm borderline autistic but I ended up being (not chad) well adjusted and semi fit growing up all because I played sports and socialised with other kids so i wasn't a weird cunt. Teaches you discipline and grit, something highly overlooked today. The same reason 80% of fat fucks can't lose weight or are unhappy with their jobs.

how's it feel that a big dick liberal chad has 4 sons while you clearly have nothing?

i would concur, except fuck contact sports
you think i want my son having actual brain damage later in life?
if he's football size, then he can shotput/discus, play baseball, or golf

You don't even have to go that far. The sign says you can slap them for free if you're a "straight identifying white male." Not sure why they'd exclude blacks though. Maybe they can't angle the type of hip rotation those expert pimp slappers bring to the table. Dumbass honkies always slap from their shoulders. Real pimp slaps from the ground up.

How do you explain people that dont do team sports, yet are not autistic in the slightest?

Hell, I played golf mostly and still ended up only MILDLY autismal. More anal retentive than anything. The point is, shit like that gets your kids subconsciously good at actually DOING stuff. Like, stuff in general. After you've hit balls at the driving range for an hour and practiced putting for 90 minutes, in 90+ degree heat, tedious shit like accounting homework is smooth sailing through air conditioned waters.

>Play baseball
That's sure to be great for the kid's brain, a bunch of other little dumbass kids flailing a baseball with next to no control at upwards of 60 MPH at him.

I cant beleived I was hooked to that sugar, water and caffeine slime for 25 years from early childhood.

Until i quit, i didnt even realised that this society is build on escapism and addicting little children to drugs for good customers.

Never been more happy, alive and energized without caffeine, sugar, alcohol, nicotine ect.
Shrooms maybe once a year, but with inner game work , 10/10 should be our default state.

If you cant approach hottest girl you see in the street because entitlement issues, there is work to be done with your self-image and repressed memories.
->Echart tolle + RSD Blueprint Decoded

>Real pimp slaps from the ground up
MY SIDES

Can you get them to slap your cock and balls?
I'd let them do it, but only because I'm into femdom.

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DRUMPF BTFO!

That image is wrong on so many levels.

First, Obesity is inherently unhealthy for you. Fat contributes to your metabolism. You have a faster metabolism the more fat you have. In order for a fat person to maintain their obesity, they need to eat like cows every day.

Second, the things in the middle of the photo aren't unhealthy. You need to eat food like burgers to gain muscle, and fruit is very sugary and full of carbs. You need to balance your diet.

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>he doesn’t enjoy one glass of ice cold coke per day

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Feelsbadman. I sympathize a lot more with moms who had to raise their kids without the help of the electronic babysitter.

Based
>Let us pray tha pimps praya

yes it’s too dangerous. also in basketball he could twist an ankle. Well that rules out basketball, football, and baseball. Better just enroll him in ballet

>half of them will be state mandated to be transsexuals, the other two will become obese with time in the globo-homo education system
>courtesy of the globo-sclhomo

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This.

That wouldn't be bad exercise-wise, but it would cripple the kid's self esteem.

>two of them are overweight

>better aesthetics
>bitchwat.jpg

>Until i quit, i didnt even realised that this society is build on escapism

Once survival was mostly ensured, what did you think was going to follow?

wait so does that mean I get to slap them since I'm black?

>twisted ankle is the same as a concussion
do *you* have brain damage user?

>Real pimp slaps from the ground up.

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And he'd probably still roll and ankle.

what a fucking animal

and another 2 obese
Probably, if he's so eager to defend cte

NEVER IMPROVE

What are you talking about? Dancers slay more than anyone