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Post here if you are a robot and schwanging.

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what the fuck is "schwanging".

if you were a BDR you wuld kno

I don't even have a dick to begin with

I HAVE THE LONGEST THICKEST MOST AESTHETICALLY PLEASING COCK ON THIS BOARD! PROOF ME WRONG FAGGOTS

Looking for a big dick robot bf then? I'm available sweetheart

8" of dick reporting in. feels good to mog on nearly every guy with my bulge every time I get on the train. I can feel their masculine energy being drained out and absorbed into my mind.

it also gives me looks from women every time i stand in front of them on a crowded train. few look away in disgust, for a big dick is synonymous with primitive and archaic means of attracting females. I just take it as they can't handle it, or they're lesbian and have penis envy.

it also gives me the confidence to escalate with chicks on tinder toward sex, and thus raises my test levels to dangerous levels for my heart and blood stream.

define schwanging

You're not schwanging anyway

sorry i'm a lesbo

You sound just like the fags who praise niggers
>closet dicklet cuck detected

I wish I could ugh

you and I, are brothers of dick

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>casually mentions this
How about you get off this thread instead of whoring around

b-but user
I want attention :(

is 7.5 schwanging?

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Schwang bro here

>tfw 7x5.5
>insecurities keep the big dick ego in check
>absolutely no confidence
>low status male so women would rather kill themselves than see me as a viable partner

>he thinks my choice of words and how i use them can determine dick size
i was gifted of having a larger dick and being taller than most people of my ethnicity

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your balls look gross goodbye

do you also growl/groan everytime you get erect ought of awe and happiness of the amount of test that flowing through our dick and body?

i know i do it

schwanging.

if you can make her cum multiple times in one sesh, bruv

Storm confirmed for black

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>when ur fucking her deep and dont look down and pull out for a while.
>but when you do, all you see is her creamy white fluid covering your dick.

hmm. maybe im not schwanging, never had that happen to me. no creamy

Just pretend my massive schlong is a dildo then love

come to Odessa Texas

things like this just make me wish I had a dick
you men have no idea how lucky you are :/

Yes. To be schwanging? The power I hold over her pleasure.

sounds fun until I look up and see a sweaty gross man looking down on me
I'm fine thank you

Hey boys, I hear this is where fellow big dicked anons, such as myself hang out?

schwanging starts at 7.5" being the absolute minimum to make some women cream. 8-9" being the optimal range to make most women cream. and 9+" being need to make extra thicc landwhales, single mothers, and women who've expanded their pussy with monster dildos

nice schlong senpai, I like it

I don't know where that is nor do I care to find out

in my next life I hope to be a straight man :,)

wait hes black? why did he larp as a ricecel? thats kinda fuked up, he was pretty cool. that definitely sounds like some raw BBC, shes getting it.

lmao. im not black.

Actually I'm a cute skelly boy, I just have a massive cock. It's your loss m'lady

>Tfw posting your cock on /soc/ is the only way youll ever receive a compliment
>its always obviously a dude

Feels awful man

even worse, its always a trap that sends pics of her(his) ass from doggystyle and taking the picas far away from the camera.
but when asked for pics of her pussy its either she(he) ghosts or tries to seduce me with anal sex, and that its no different than with a girl.

you mean you hope to be one of the lucky straight men

gotta remember what happens to 95% of males in the animal kingdom.

Does jelqing actually work is it all bullshit?

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>tfw no one proves me wrong
I KNEW IT DICKLETS

I'm not gonna lie m8.
but I've tried clamping and it actually made me grow a thicker cock from 5" in circumference to like 5.7" in the span of like 2-3 years. i can't wrap my whole hand around my cock anymore.

but I'm still trying to figure out how to significantly increase length toward like 9", went from 7.25" to 7.98" in length from jelqing and clamping all while fapping to porn of my fetish (bbw/ssbbw) at the same time.
just be careful and safe while your at it, it'll hurt like hell at first, and might shrink your dick temporarily, but it'll grow back a bit bigger over time.

also forgot to mention I did this during my second phase of puberty so that could've been a reason as to why my dick grew a bit.
but from what I've heard you just have to induce priapism on your dick overtime to get it bigger. the reason for this stems from blacks having sickle cell anemia, clogging the flow of blood throughout their body and namely their penis'. the penis has veins with a one-way valve of blood flowing, and if you were to restrict blood flow solely inward with no means of escape, the penis will expand indefinitely.
but the catch is to trap the penis with enough oxygen-rich blood and testosterone before your penis begins to exponentially demand more oxygen-rich blood as it continues to expand over time in order to keep an erection going.