Drank mixture of Mtn. Dew and sriracha almonds for thread on /b/

>Drank mixture of Mtn. Dew and sriracha almonds for thread on /b/
>Stomach is still on fire 4 hours later
What do I do?

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activate little almond

activate

They activated inside of me and it fucking burns. How do I deactivate them?

Bruh

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eat a whole bag of flour

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Guys I get it, it's funny and shit, but I need serious advice. Please. It fucking hurts bros

I activate my almonds with teryaki sauce. It's the perfect combo.

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Don't do stupid shit.

I'm GIVING you srs advice
eat the flour, the enzymes will combine with the fiery diarrhea and neutralize the potentiall caca energy

take two and shitpost in the morning

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Wait, so activated almonds are actually a thing? That guy wasn't making shit up? All of us have been the fool this whole fucking time?

take a tablespoon of baking soda

poopoo almonds

No, it's a good troll though

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>he thought activated almonds was a joke
You probably don't even drink alkalinized water either.

Poo in the loo

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go back to /b/ and jerk off, pussy bitch

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Drink milk, stupid.

Activate nuts lol