What is your shower routine?

What is your shower routine?

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bar of soap on body. rinse. dry off

anything more is for faggots

>soap
What are you gay

I take a bath then a shower cause our water pressure isn't great

>face wash
>bodywash pits nuts and back
>rinse off in shower as bath drains

easy

shampoo every 2-3 days, conditioner when I feel like it.
African black soap, it's good for acne and moisturizing
Exfoliation with a salux cloth on the upper body every 3-4 days generally.

>showering

I'm on day 46 of noshower. Gainz are huge, energy is up.

wash hair, wash body, dry off, occasionally shave my bush

>start shower
>take clothes off as fast as possible
>jump into shower and close door
>wet entire body and hair as quickly as I can
>Soap in hand then into hair
>scrub head with one hand
>with other hand, wet toothbrush
>put head under shower and put small amount of toothpaste onto tooth brush
>look up and get some water in my mouth, swish around, spit out
>brush teeth with one hand, with other, put soap on scrunchy
>scrub body with one hand and with other hand finish brushing my teeth
>rinse mouth with water while also rinsing body
>swish, spit, finish rinsing off
>turn off shower and get out
>dry body with rapid patting
>entire shower lasts under 4 minutes on average

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

kek

Am I the only one who does shampoo daily?
Everyone I talk to says they shampoo every other day or 2-3 times per week. But if I don't use shampoo every day my hair gets really really greasy.

If I shampoo every day my hair just gets really dry and my head starts looking like a tumbleweed because of my jewnetics

Only correct answer

Just because you choose to be a greasy nigger doesn't mean the rest of us want to live like that
Loofah+brush master race. Can't reach my upper back anymore without it

t. asian

>don't shower before bed
>wake up feeling like a grease ball at 3 AM
>shower before bed
>my hair looks like I poured olive oil in it by 6 PM

If I wash my hair twice a day will it fall out?

stand there for 15-20 minutes daydreaming and wondering how my life went so wrong

This is what I hear from everyone, but I use shampoo every time I shower (sometimes twice a day) and my hair is perfectly fine. But even missing one day in the week, I'll wake up feeling like there's a whole can of Dapper Dan in my hair.
No

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DUDU OSON

EVERY MORNING I PUT COCOA BUTTAH
ON MY SKIN
TO GIVE DA HEALTY
GLO

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enter shower
shower
leave shower

Beat me to it you bastard

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Pls help. How do I stop dandruff guys?

>shower on
>wash hear and face
>shower off
>wash upper body
>shower on
>rinse
>shower off
Apply ance wash to back and chest and scrub
>shower on
>rinse
>shower off
>was nuts balls and ass crack
>shower on
>rinse and wash hands with hand soap
>shower off
>wash legs
>shower on
>rinse
>shower off
>because I'm a dirty fungal nigger was leg and feet with anti fungal soap
>shower on
>rinse
>wash hands
>shower off

>Get naked
>Shower

>set shower to coldest possible
>unironically play the pillar men theme
>shampoo first in order to target hairy regions
>shower gel next and scrub entire body
>put more water on the scrub and let the shower gel drip unto the unreachable back areas
>wash everything off

Been doing this for 4 months now for twice a day(before going out and after workout sessions).

>under 4 minutes
Nigger in basic I went through the shower in about 12 seconds. Now I take my time because it's the only time of day I get privacy.

do you even shower? above 6 seconds u're basically wasting your life

wet hair
wash face
soap body

no shampoo ever, conditioner only every 3-4 days

There is an idea of a doubles, some kind of abstraction, but there are no real numbers.

wet hair
shampoo
rinse
condition
leave in conditioner while i shave legs, armpits
rinse conditioner out
wet loofa, add soap and scrub entire body
use wet wash cloth to clean ears
get out do facial skin care
toner
aloe vera gel
cerave in the tub
baby oil
sunscreen
put moisturiser all over body
get dressed

>rinse and lather body
>wash hole, run water up bum directly with tap
>rinse and wash head with shampoo
>wash face with white clay
>wash off everything, apply conditioner to head and face mask to face
>gotta wait 10 mins before washing off, suck on dildo to pass the time
>wash off conditioner, one last rinse
>dry off, comb hair and gently blowdry
>apply oil-free hydrating cream to face
>apply creamy lotion to torso
>apply moisturizing cream to thigh and legs
>have a smoke
>forget my dildo in the bathroom and get called a faggot by my roommate

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