Mire thread?

based

> be me about two months ago at some overnight work event
> been working especially hard on my delts for this very occasion
> everyone is chilling around the pool drinking beer
> semi-ironically rocking a tank top with an eagle and a US flag on it because idgaf
> I get some side looks but I assume it's because of my ridiculous outfit
> then some dude goes 'shit I had no idea you were that jacked, good for you'
> drunk 8/10 intern chick keeps smiling at me and asks to feel my pecs
> best day ever

Welcome to Jow Forums

Translate pls

Sure.

>Cool, you were at the water run too. And it's the same distance haha

you were at the water run?

>Yeah. It was a little stupid though because we had a few drinks prior. You joining the air run?

Nah, I didn't like [the water run]
That's hard
You're hot hehehe

Undisputedly based

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Wtf is this heeb speak

>be peaking on my current mesocycle
>biggest I’ve ever looked
>wife, parents, and friends all telling me I’m getting extremely swole
>body dysmorphia so I feel like a skeleton still
>go grocery shopping
>qt clerk that I see every time checks my stuff out
>she asks if I’ve been working out, spills her spaghetti just a little bit, and blushes hard
>tell her I’ve been sick the past couple days so I haven’t felt like doing anything
>she says she hopes I feel better soon
>week goes by
>go back to get more groceries, use her checkout line again
>asks me if I’m feeling better
>yeah thanks for asking
>says she has to check on me every time, who else would come in and buy half the meat in the store
>asks if I have a gf
>tell her yeah I’ve been married for several years
>with a completely deadpan straight face tells me she’ll fight my wife
>says just kidding
>I laugh awkwardly, say see you next time
>she says looking forward to it
>leave

I’m not falling for some thirst trap, but also that was a little much

hanji

lmao

Lmao she challenged your wife, you should setup a fight to see who has the superior genes lmao your genetic lineage is ngmi

>some 4th world speak
ngmi no matter how many "mires" you get

>drunk 8/10 intern chick keeps smiling at me and asks to feel my pecs
>not fucking her
>best day ever
>wut.jpeg

whats happening on the photo is she fucking him?

what in the fuck

no that is a screenshot of an episode of game of thrones

Pretty gay desu

male friends and coworkers comment on my physique but seems women dont care one bit since ive been wanting a gf for 13 years

>ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵐᶜᵈᵒnᵃˡᵈˢ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ᵗʰʳᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵃᵗ ᵈᵉʳᵉ ᵈᶦʳᵗʸ ᵇᵘˡᵏ
>ᵒʳᵈᵉʳ 2ˣ ᵐᶜᵈᵒᵘᵇˡᵉˢ ᵃnᵈ ᵃ ᵐᶜᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉn
>ᵖᵘˡˡ ᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ ʷᶦnᵈᵒʷ, ᵠᵗ ᵇˡᵃᶜᵏ ᵍᶦʳˡ ʰᵃnᵈˢ ᵐᵉ ᵐʸ ᶠᵒᵒᵈ
>"ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵒnᵉ ᵃ ᵈᵉᵐ ʰᵒˡˡᶦˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵒᵈᵉˡˢ"
>ᵗ-ᵗʰᵃnᵏˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵒᵒ
>ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦnᵍ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ
>ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ, ᵒᵖᵉn ᵇᵃᵍ
>ˢᵗᵘᵖᶦᵈ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ᵐᶜᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉn

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Outstanding keks

>tinder with dudes
Lmao

Forgot image

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OP is a massive faggot

>Girls he matched with are really hot
>Clearly a black girl in the likes
Fucking based

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>When you and the grill both have a stroke at the same time

>went to the supermarket
>when I collected the products I wanted I went to check out
>there was a girl sitting behind the cash register
>say hi to her
>she says hi back
>walk away without my groceries

Get the fuck off my board chad

You

U U U U
U
U
U

>hurry durr muh white supremacy
That's okay, bud.

What?

I'm proud of you user

fuck off chad

>superliking thots
NGMI

What’s it like to be mired? I have an average as fuck face and am bulking atm so no mires.

She super liked me.
And messaged first.

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This nigga boutta help Jackie Chan defeat Shendu.

And not bad looking either, she’s a zeta at fsu

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>she’s a zeta at fsu
I'm a beta on Jow Forums so we'd be perfect together.

based and greekpilled

fucking chad

Eh.

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Getting mires from gays seems like cheating, but he looks big so maybe not.

what is this, a mire for ants?

So which one of you is jabba

Why are gay ""people"" so fucking cringy

Am I having a stroke here

She wants to fuck you

>largemanhooker
What did they mean by this

Extraordinarily average looking. Cheerleader effect in full force

i hav gf

cope

He was fucking a male whore

how the fuck are you gonna explain what 'kek' means, gook?

I'm not knowing how so I do not do

What fucking fishfaced, moon talking, bug eyed gook nonsense is going on here?

>'kek'
kek

[Dustin Hoffman voice]
"Hey I'm having having a stroke in heeeeeeeeere"

In what world would it ever cost money to fuck a guy

In what world does it cost money to fuck anyone? Just be good looking, fit, and tall.

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She’s hot but she needs to work on facial posing

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It's monkey language they actually sound like monkeys when they speak it

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>needs to work on facial posing
nigga what the fuck

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This looks like mine

Is there a way we can get the gays removed from this board? We gave you fags rights and this is the thanks we get.

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>using φ as a q
Nigger φuck you

outrageously underrated

ooga chaka ooga chaka

Again, she’s hot, but smile or something
She just looks like she finished sucking cock behind the gate

Sucks to be us

>restart Tinder with recent holiday pics because I don't look as autistic as I used to
>get a bunch of matches
>don't message any of them
>uninstall and stay KHV
One day I'll lift away my terrible social skills.

>paying for gold
LMAO

>it's slang, like lol
Done.

Aged like milk

outstanding

Only mires I got in my life.
>Chubby fuck, but lost a load of weight that summer.
>Sister in law is a chink so we go to a Chinese for dinner, it's Chinese new year so place is packed full of Chinese families.
>Buffet line eyeing up the almond eyed cuties. Feel hand firmly grand my ass cheek and squeeze.
>Now who could this be?
> Asian Grandma looks at me, smiles and winks and walks off back to table.
> MFW........

Does this count?

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Perhaps he's wondering why he would suck a man, before fucking him up the ass.

some poverty wench typed with her poverty claws to you on your android phone and you thought it would impress us humans? yikes

Fucking kek, saved. Please tell us more user wtf did you do.

>android phone
Eat shit Apple drone

Storytime

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What an absolute chad

>t. only personality trait is use of consumer electronics

Any girl that would type this out obviously still wants your dick. Girls with no interest simply leave you on read. Reply “so, no tits?”

t. international expert on women

Proud of that one

dude what the fuck where do you live, no girls look like that here, I've even broadened my search range to 70mi 18-40 :'(