>talk to sister in the morning
>she has a unfinished burger that she didn't want to eat the rest of
>my sister never eat leftovers so she usually gives them away
>go out for the day hanging out with a few friends
>come back home and brother finds burger in bag that sister left on counter for someone else to eat
>usually me that eats my sisters leftovers btw
>brother opens the burger box and says "ew"
>brother then puts burger back in burger box and bag and throws it in trash
>i want that fucking burger my appetite is insane lately
>brother is in kitchen making fucking macaroni so have to wait for him to finish till i can retrieve sweet sweet burger
Pic related is my stomach yearning for that half eaten burger
Burger quest
Hudson Cooper
Parker Lewis
why not just go get it while he's in the kitchen
Kayden Davis
Based and burgerpilled. Assert your dominance and go get it
Austin Torres
>brother finished up in the kitchen and went to bed when i was finishing up my original post
>go to the trash can and find glorious burger
>find burger in trash can in the bag score
Pic related is burger in the trash can
Jason Bennett
> plan to put burger in microwave since i ain't eating no cold ass burger
>zap that shit for 30 seconds
>comes out at perfect temperature
>cheese melting and everything but not too hot
>only complaint is that bun is a little soggy
Pic related is burger in microwave
Connor Jenkins
This is absolutely disgusting origigi
John Martinez
OP I'm proud but clean that nuker
Isaac Collins
In case anyone was wondering what is on the burger it has lettuce, tomato, cheese, and i think mayo and ketchup.
Pic related is burger opened up
Ryan Hall
bump i wanna see this faggot eat the whole burger live strream it faggot
Mason Morgan
Damn. This thread just got a little interesting.
Noah Smith
Upon consumption i can definitely say that it had mayo, i honestly wish it had pickles instead of mayo but whatever. Also i don't think that is had ketchup or at least i couldn't taste it which is fine since i don't like ketchup on burgers. All in all it was a solid 7/10 burger. Thank you for following me in my quest of eating a trashcan burger.
Pic related is remnants of burger.
Nathaniel Cox
lick that FUCKING plate you fat fuck
Carter Morgan
Nice tummy hair, bro.
James Gray
You're not leaving this thread until you clean that microwave
Evan Gray
>America: The Thread
Way to prove the stereotype, fat boy.
Lincoln Perry
I ended up scraping some of the cheese off the plate with my finger and eating it and took a video of it but i wasn't able to figure out to to compress the video file under 2 mb for Jow Forums. So sorry man
Carter Ortiz
Next do a quest where u bang your sister, take pics please
Luke Morgan
what are the odds that OP currently resides in one of these states?
Christian Carter
its so fucking disgusting how unecessarily hairy your body is. you must be a repulsive piece of shit irl
Christian Thomas
was it all you dreamed OP?
John Flores
your tummy is so cute be my bf
Angel Campbell
God I wish someone would tell me this
Isaac Morales
Incorrect.
Yea it was pretty much what i expected, i've had those local restaurant burgers before they are pretty good.
Colton Hernandez
Good thread.
FUCKING ORIGINAL MeOW
Jason Nelson
Thank you. Meow. OwO
Logan Morales
Do you have a fetish for your sisters leftovers or something? Just eat something else.
Grayson Phillips
I honestly can't believe this thread isn't receiving more attention. It just goes to show that Jow Forums is going down the fucking tube.
Eli Gray
stop ignoring me accept my bf request
Jackson Peterson
It's truly a wonderful thread, shame it isn't appreciated.
Josiah Johnson
Dont worry buddy, thisll end up on 4chanambassadors iFunny page soon
Nicholas Baker
Um, OP is mine, faggot.
Nathan Davis
I just find it easy and convenient to eat stuff that is ready and right in front of me so i don't pass up the chance. I have no fetish for my sister's leftovers.
Why do you want me as your bf, i am curious as to what attracts you to me.
Ayden Cook
Damnit Randy, stop eating those cheeseburgers
Nathan Cooper
that's good to hear. in happy for you man :)
Aaron Mitchell
i just did something like this earlier today and i also like your hairy tummy
Noah Powell
Please go into more detail as to what you did that was similar to what i did, i am curious again.
Luke Reyes
You have my very original attention...
Benjamin Sullivan
ate half a sammy from the garbage. i think it was my roommates- it was pretty good but had been in there a couple hours
Michael Stewart
bumping for microwave cleaning livestream
Nolan Brooks
Nice, sandwiches can be good. What kind of sandwich was it?
I like that cat image thank you for sharing.
Nathaniel Barnes
I Jow Forums, helping raccoons find love over the internet.
Jacob Butler
*Ah Jow Forums
FUUUUUUCK
Wyatt Gray
a pretty soggy one. subway with lots of mustard. tummy got full though so no worries
Matthew Roberts
Hmm i don't like mustard much but i do like subway a lot. This picture is for you though, thought you might enjoy it
Jack Davis
Heh
Show me the back
Xavier Robinson
As you wish. I had to squat down a little to not cut off my neck so i have a weird posture.
Henry Roberts
OP burgermogged me fucking hard with this thread
Jaxson Walker
is that bernie pic real? holy fucking shit
Jackson Green
What the fuck are you slighlty more hairy me?
Jaxon Morris
Show me your leg.
I think the real one is with the dude wearing a shirt that says something like america deserved 9/11.
Dominic Taylor
t. macaroni brother
Brayden Davis
>half eaten burger from trash
>reheating burger with lettuce, tomato and mayo on it in microwave
have at least a little dignity, even hobos eat better than that
Asher Lopez
Why is this cat so asian?
Wyatt Price
It just makes more sense that way
Andrew Butler
I'll agree that hot lettuce and tomato is bad and should be avoided but it didn't taste more that luke warm so it was ok and i wasn't about to carefully dissect the burger and get every piece of lettuce off of the burger before microwaving it and then replacing it afterwards. Come on man think about it i eat leftovers because it's convenient so it would be surprising if i was to go out of my way to dissect a burger.
Eli Martin
damn baby check out that gross garbage can body mmm
Nathan Lee
What are some of the better leftovers you have tried?
Easton Perez
Leftover meatloaf??
Josiah Carter
>luke warm
no, that's even worse
myself, if I had to eat a trash burger, I would just eat it cold. most leftovers are best eaten cold IMO, especially chinese food
fuck, now I want some cold chow mein with some onions sauce, chili oil and rice wine vinegar
Charles Richardson
YOu're a stupid fat fuck, you're disgusting, I have a friend who I saw ate my leftovers when he was cleaning up, you and he do not deserve food for two weeks straight, he can't even run
Jack Sanders
Thank you
One time my brother had a leftover subway sub that was pretty fresh. It was a Chipotle Southwest Steak & Cheese subway wrap. I thought that is was alright desu.
Leftover burger, leftover meatloaf is bad and does not reheat well.
I just reheated it on a whim and i didn't regret it all that much but i probs wouldn't have minded eating it room temp as well. Chow mein sounds good cold.
Henry Moore
Just wanted to pop in to say your fuzzy belly is super cute and I want to put my face in it amd blpw raspberries. I'm not a girl so don't get excited. But just know there is an user out there that would love you regardless of your body most likely and would cherish that hairy tum every day. I hate fags but secretly want a soft hairy bf. Sorry if this is cringe but I'm drunk and feeling tfw no bf super hard. Homos deserve death btw. But still.
Carter Morris
>im not a girl
fucking kill yourself you faggot
Levi Brown
Thank you for saying that, that was a kind hearted complement and genuine. I don't know if i would be able to date someone considering my mental status relating to relationships but maybe i will find someone that loves my tummy hair and we can be happy together, but that would be sometime in the future.
Jose Robinson
Fuck you bitchass I know I'm fucked up and would never act on these immoral urges IRL but I just wanted to tell OP that he has a cute belly and that I would consider myself lucky to be able to call ot mine. I agree that homolust is wrong but I don't really give a fuck right now. Just lrt me stew in my perverse desire you goober. Whenever I sober up I'll go back to fighting said lust but right now I'm gonna catcall OP and ask him for more tummy pics. Fight me IRL dickhead. Also I'm sorry for being rude. But still fuck you.
Tyler James
Maybe you shouldn't fight the urges if they feel natural to you, but that is up to you. Also i'm curious have you ever had a guy crush, felt sexually attracted to a man, or fapped to gay porn before?
James White
I've had little boyfriend flings in middle/high school but also had a gf for a few months. I know I'm straight but am afflicted with the occasional yearning for a bf that can understand me in a way only a man could. Plus the male physique appeals to me in a much different way than the female. I know it's sinful but when I get drunk I lose that presence of mind to fight the want. When I drink I furiously jack off to the memory of making out and frotting with ex boyfriend. He was tall, thick, and hairy all over like OP and I felt so warm and safe in his arms back then. Something a gf was never able to give me.
Ethan Torres
Fapped to your tummy, bro. Thanks.
Jack Edwards
Sounds like you gay bro, kinda jelly considering i connect with males better than i do women, but alas i am straight. I even had a guy suck my dick and i was fully flaccid during it so no way i am gay, but nevertheless i wish i was since i can have such good friendships with guys, but never any women.
If you are able to get aroused by gay thoughts and have even done them in the past you might want to consider that you have sexual urges to men and i don't think you can make those thoughts disappear.
NP mate. Glad to make people happy.
Chase Peterson
well zom zoddy
orichalcum
Owen Price
If I were to offer you 10 bucks would you just let me manhandle you for a half hour? I won't touch your dickcock or even try to kiss you, just feel up your thick fuzzy body. I don't give a shit that sounds rapey or sus, just tell me of you'd take the deal. All I want is to grab and squeeze a guy.
Hunter Brown
Yes i would agree to that, i hope that there would be spooning involved, spooning is comfy and doesn't have to be sexual. Or you could rest your head on my belly i'm down for anything, sounds fun to me.
Jose Rodriguez
Fuck yea. Yeah I'd spoon with ya, that's practically a given. One of faves to do with my ex was big spoon him and stroke his hair. Was gay as fuck but activated that warm nurturing center of my brain, gave me a feeling of warmth and intamacy that girls never gave me. And yeah laying head on tum was fucking based. We used to watch old eps of Jackass on the couch and cuddle, shit was sick. He used to lay on top of me (he was a lot heavier) and fall asleep. Mad cozy.
Kevin King
Oh heck yea i would try out being little spoon that sounds dope, never had anyone stroke my hair but it's pretty short so idk how much you would enjoy playing with my hair. Also i am jealous that you dated someone that would just be content with watching movies/shows and not needing to go out to have fun with their partner.
Aiden Ramirez
Short hair is fine too. Ex had a military type cut so I would just trace my fingers across the line on his head that delineates between longer hair and short, kinda like doing a maze puzzle. Morw than anything I just enjoy touching and feeling someone, maybe it's a cringey autismo sensory thing idk. One other thing that was nice was putting my ear on his chest and listening to his heartbeat, knowing when he was drifting off when it started slowing down. Very human experience that girls would prob get weirded out by
Liam Hughes
I'm not sure if it is that i and other guys just don't understand women or if it's that women are emotionally harder to connect with but i notice that it is a lot easier to talk to men, make a friendship with men, feel comfortable around men, and be able to relate to men. I honestly wish i would find a girl that acted like a guy or somehow magically become gay, but i can only dream. Girls just seem like different creatures to me.
That head resting on chest sounds nice thought. Sounds like you had a cute relationship.
Nolan Allen
>friends
OUT!!! OUT!!! NORMIES GET FUCKING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!