”Come on user, we are at the beach! Why wont you take your shirt off?!”

dress codes on your island? what kind of cult are you in lmao

this also who the fuck wears cargo shorts to the beach what in the fuck?

>”well, i’m pretty insecure, but ok”
>takes off shirt
>pudgy due to bulking
>she laughs at me
>get a slight boner due to my mind being warped by all the femdom porn that i’ve watched
>have to hide it
>”i’m gonna go into the water”
>half-jog there so that there’s less time for her to see me and less chance to see my boner, which is now full strength after seeing her milky thighs
>jogging causes my fat to bounce more
>waiting for the sweet release of death
>finally make it to the water
>watch her run her legs with sunscreen from the waist-deep sea
>go further into the water so i can jerk off
>look around to make sure no one’s there
>start whacking it
>in constant fear of being caught but gotta get rid of my boner somehow
>spent far too much time on Jow Forums
>have memorized that dumb as fuck coom meme
>had started ironically saying it when i jerk off
>actually get close to cumming in the ocean
>start yelling out “AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH”
>”OHHH FUUUUUUCKKK”
>”I’M GONNA—I’M GONNAA COOOOOOOOMMMMMMM”
>orgasm happens
>”FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK”
>spend a few seconds in post-orgasm bliss
>open eyes
>see her standing on the beach looking at me with disgust

and that’s why i don’t take my shirt off at the beach

Why do you try this hard to be retarded?

I am self concious about my pacemaker scar

wtf

"ladies first"

yeah sure thing lady here's my 120kg of cultivated mass, pure strength, very majestic.

>le monke face

10/10

very much kek

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come Here take off my shirt for me

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>I-Im bulking for powershitting

>pudgy due to bulking
>imagine not lean bulking on low carb master race

IF I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT MY MUSCLES WILL COOL DOWN I NEED TO ALWAYS BE WARMED UP AND READY TO GO

kek, mirin those mantits

Get some confidence god damn
Low test af, yeah soft skin should be more important to a man then having fun with a girl who looks like that
If you cant keep your gains with a week of no exercise and no special diet, you will never make it. Have fun crashing
Good answer
Lowest test
Piana would already have his shirt off newfag, he didnt even wear sleeves on his wedding day
Based af, i daresay shark semen pilled even
Why did you shower today knowing youre going in the water?
>inb4 you dont
Yeah, explains alot

Yeah im done replying, gonna jerk off

>tfw 22 and still bacne
kill me

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I hate these faggoty role playing threads.
Why would my shirt not be off at the beach?

Because I have a huge swastika tattoo and I bet you don't want me to fight people again.

9/10, I appreciate that I'm not the only retard that actually think about the COOM meme when I am getting close to having an orgasm.

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>tfw 28
>don't get acne anywhere else on my body anymore
>still get it on my back
Ride never ends bro.

>take off shirt
>she sees old traces of tinea versicolor and dermatitis and runs
That's why I'm 2d only

>try this hard
For you

>But sweetie, why did you think that I brought the bat?