Be me

>If real
Come on guy

I hope you go camping with your family and everything is going great and youre having fun and the food is good then you slip into the campfire and burn your entire body and scream out in pain and your family watches you smiling as you burn and beg for help and die a slow and painful death

Makes sense. She already knows that I saw her story so if she contacts me I'd probably meet her. I won't fuck tho.

I cannot imagine having a normal family that goes to camping. I guess it would be nice.
But why all this hate?

If you want to see her then I'd contact her yourself rather than waiting for her to make the first move.

I never make the first move. It's a no-go for me

Is what it is then, hope you don't miss out on anything

After stalking a bit I found out she liked pictures of Chad from my state. It's over...
I hope user...

Jesus you are beta as hell I hope this girl never talks to you again

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Hope is nice until you get disappointed

What were you expecting from a 5'7?
I don't think I'll be disappointed since I don't think there's something to miss out. I don't see the point of sex and my dick is bad...

so fucking beta, youre probably not gonna make it

And this never happened

I'm glad your lust filled slave mind failed in carrying out your enslavement
Owned

Keep telling yourself that when you feel sad and alone bud

wtf is wrong with you user?
is this bait or real? wtffff reeeeeeeeeeeeeee you could have lost your virginity.

I don't have lust or any sexual attraction
How can I be alone when Jow Forums exists?

I still can? I think keeping my virginity is better since I stay pure

FUCK HER AND BE DONE WITH IT!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
>huur duur but muh manga time and I'm scared
MOTHERFUCKER QUIT BEING A BITCH! EVERYONE IS SCARED ON THEIR FIRST TIME BIG DEAL JUST DO IT THERE WON'T BE A PERFECT TIME!
YOU THINK READING MOESHIT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HER? GUESS WHAT RETARD? YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WANT A GF. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHTENED OUT!

There is no way you are this much of a fucking retard. I cant believe you're not making this up.

You are right. I guess I don't want a gf.
I'm not making this up.
Last time I did a thread about myself Anons told me I'm really Autistic so here's that...

The more you convince yourself that people wont like you, the more people wont actually like you.
Next time let her decide whether she wants you or not.

You are a huge, unsalvageable pussy. You will fail to pass on your genes, and for good reason. Your genes should die out, you spineless crybaby. Fucking kill yourself absolutely immediately

dude I'm 5'4" at 21 and though I struggle sometimes, even I'm not this bad; it's literally just you

>Quads of Truth
I guess I figured her out. She wants me around but as her best friend.
Why is that user?
I don't know how gene stuff works. Everyone in my family except me is over 180cm. Will my kids be short? If yes I propably won't make kids but I don't want my face to get lost

How does it feels to know every single highschooler is more manlier than you?

Don't really care. It's not worth my time to be butthurt about being made fun of by someone who's dumb enough to say "more manlier." What matters to me is my satisfaction with my own life and my own achievements, and though there are always things I can improve on, and I'm doing my best to work on those things, for the most part, I can say that I am. Can you?

What the fuck is wrong with you. You absolute cunt.
Why would you do that to her?
Imagine if that was you.
If there was a good reason to leave her say it in the story, but the way you tell it makes you seem like you don't deserve her because of how much of a dipshit you are.

I guess there is a misunderstanding

>She broke up with me
>She wanted me to stay as her best friend
>We talked a bit
>Then I made us stop talking

10/10 mindset user. Why are you even here?

Fucking. Kill. Yourself.
99% of egirls are fucking flaky and crazy that jump from one dude to the next. Long term edates that turn into IRL affairs are impossible.

Can you give me her discord? If you don't want her I do yuuierie#0299

>Girls using discord

I owe a lot to you guys. This website, funnily enough, really helped me in the process of becoming a better person. I used to be so socially oblivious that at one point when I was a kid, I was sent to occupational therapy and never actually knew why. The people on this website taught me how to be self-aware, how to take and dish out the bantz, how to have a thick skin, how to tease and flirt with girls, vastly increased my critical thinking skills, and many other things I'm probably forgetting. Using a lot of the skills I learned from here and from my parents, I went from that person to one with at least three or four publications with his name on it coming out this year, with tons of professional connections, and able to confidently socialize with people who are way higher on the social ladder than me (e.g. doctors, conventional chads and stacies).

I have come a long way, but the people here are still the ones I probably still feel the deepest kinship with. And perhaps through all the shit and negativity here, there's still something I haven't learned yet that this place could still teach me. All I have to do is find it. I guess that's why I still come here.

Absolutely fake as fuck, holy shit this is the worst fiction I have read in a long time

Kek user the way you wrote this reply is pretty good so I'll believe you.
I'm happy for you buddy. I wish you well in your life
>When your life is too shitty people thinks it's fake

GO FUCK HER YOULL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN GO FUCK HER YOULL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAINGO FUCK HER YOULL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAINGO FUCK HER YOULL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN GO FUCK HER YOULL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN GO FUCK HER YOULL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN

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The same to you as well. I promise I'm not making anything up. I don't like to lie to you guys because as I said before, I highly value you and your perspective on things, especially since this is a place where if you dig deep enough, you can find the most honest critique about you. I don't get anything from lying here, there's no accountability anyway, so what's the point?

Why is it? It's not like she's the only girl out there.
Maybe a few years later my dick will get bigger and I'll get it lasered or something
Don't worry user I believe you. I don't lie since I don't find it fitting for my manners.
Also I was beat up every time I lied or sweared so I can't lie mentally.

Why do fucking retards like you even get a chance with women? Imagine being interested in 3D and you get some rich stacy pining after you somehow and you throw it away for absolutely no reason.

i know what you can do. how about you let me come over and fuck your boy pussy you sissy boy. wtf is wrong with you? are you gay? cuz its ok if you are? why not just be her bf and have sex? why are you giving up such a good opportunity??

I wouldn't say I'm particularly interested in 3d but finding nice hentai mangas these days are hard
Also I'm cute, which helps. Like personality.
About the rich part, she comes from a family of doctors and will become a doctor. But I don't like overly successful people.
And she threw me away first. Didn't you read it?

I'm not a degenerate. I hate faggots.
I didn't have sex because I freaked out. Also my dick is small and hairy.

>And she threw me away first. Didn't you read it?
You're fucking delusional if you can't read your own shitty greentext wall and see how you've acted like the biggest spastic on the planet. Actually hang yourself you arrogant piece of shit.

yeah his replies are retarded and low tier bait at best

She broke up with me first and wanted me to go from her boyfriend to her best friend. What am I supposed to do? Become a good cuck and stay as her friend? Even watch her find someone taller?
If she actually cared it would be like pic related.

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good put it in a chasity and lets get to pound town baby you can pretend you are her and ill pretend im a chad version of you that actually meets up with her

She broke up with you because you ghosted her at every opportunity and didn't seem to express any affection. If you're going to go for 3D then you have to go with the inclination that you understand how they act. You shouldn't expect them to have a higher standard for a relationship than you do.

You can't be this autistic AND have the social skills needed to snag a gf. Weak b8 mademereply/10

...it's weird, I never get that showing affection part. Didn't I told her "I love you" multiple times? Didn't I spend one year talking to her? How this isn't enough?

HAHAHAH WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT NIGGA OMG DUDE HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA IU BET YOU ARE WHITE
WHITE GUYS CAN;T BE ROBOTS

I find my social skills pretty good. I can hold a conversation at every subject except too girly stuff.
For example when some girl gets cheated on I simply laugh at her retardedness by not understanding that he'll cheat on her before. But it's sometimes dangerous. Once a girl was cry over some retarded shit at school. I laughed and one of her friends tried to slap me.

That wasn't in your greentext. Talking to your girlfriend is the bare-minimum, if you can't handle that and view it as a chore, don't bother with them.

>tfw OP knows exactly what type of scenario would piss of the most robots and make his thread popular
Nice story OP.

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I'm sorry I didn't thought that people would think that I won't be saying "I love you" to my gf

>tfw people won't believe your life

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If you did say it then it was ultimately meaningless considering you never demonstrated it and still feel you were entirely in the right even now.

I let her hold my hand, hug me and kiss my cheek. You don't let someone do these unless you love them.

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so is there a verdict to this slide sage thread? did you hit her up and make upwith her? are you going to meet up with her and live off her money for ever??????

Nope. She shared another story. She's happy, hanging around with a friend. If she cared she would've texted me already.
Also she wasn't me to move in with her before but I refused. I don't want to be dependent.

I can relate.When I came to these shores I was a beta used to internet hugboxes and an orbiter. I actually no joke lost sleep over my first ever reply on Jow Forums that called me a faggot. Now I have a career, my own place and a frequent bootycall.
I'm the first caps lock guy. I'm sorry I got mad. It's just I got mad because I can relate. I used to make these threads and now I can imagine how angry people could have got at me. It's funny how actually getting laid teaches you that it's far simpler than what we think and that if a girl opens a door just go. Don't overthink.
This place actually has a lot to teach. Some break under the memes and care too much about anonymous opinions, others like you and me learn how to fight out of the Jow Forums experience.
Never give up bro.

>all the people falling for this bait
What happened to this place

everyone will try and cheer you up and tell you to go to it, and it might even work, but honestly i think you have some real deep rooted insecurities that, even if you go and manage to salvage this relationship, will end up ultimately destroying it anyways. you're saving yourself a lot of heartbreak, i suppose.

but get some help. get off the internet and do something you can be proud of, build up that self esteem... or just keep reading manga. whatever

I understand user... But I think you might have anger management problems.
I call pretty much everyone faggot.

Guess what? This isn't bait

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What kind of help I can get?

She loves you retard

Then why did she broke up with me?

Because you ghosted her

If she had actually loved me, she wouldn't do it.

>Anger management issues because of caps lock on Jow Forums.
A bit exagerated. More like a big facepalm. I was just trying to shake some sense into you.

Just kys user please

>losing sleep because someone called you a faggot on the internet

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I WANNA PUNCH THIS GUY SO FUCKING BAD
GODDAMMIT OP YOU'RE SO FUCKIG RETARDED AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Try me uwu I'm good at dodging

I'd say I hate you, but you'll be drowning in regret and misery a few years from now. Sad that you probably ruined that qt girl's opinions on men forever.

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Enjoy your life of just fucking die, don't drag us into your shit.
You just had a shot and had learned enough to take it but still omega'd out of it, I absolutely hate you because you are the exactly the worst thing that everyone on this board had to deal with in their own lives, your whole existence is the fucking mistakes we've only done that brought us to r9k.

Thanks man. For me I just try to immerse myself in the process, focus on where I am and where I want or need to be, trust in what I know I'm capable of, and do things that'll help me learn. It's probably how I can distill the memes from the genuine, and keep the right mindset while browsing here. I imagine you've developed a similar process. The internet is a very powerful thing.

This is originally the fakest thing ive ever read.

And why is that owo

As a beta 17 years old it's not unlikely considering I was a genuine bitch as a teen. I'm 30 now and I'm baffled by how far I've gotten since then.

This is why robots are out of my dating zone, dated a NEET robot guy before and he offered nothing in return, was just lazy and expecting me to do everything for him

How do you even get an e-gf nevermind a real one