This ugly rat face looking mother fucker had sex with at least two cuties, what's your excuse?

This ugly rat face looking mother fucker had sex with at least two cuties, what's your excuse?

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care to post pics of aforementioned cuties?

im unironically uglier than him
also he's somewhat rich and famous

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He isn't ugly at all, just awkward-looking, has that geek face.

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im neither rich nor famous.

>tfw no gf to dress you up in cute costumes and take pictures together
I can't take it bros.

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just anhero at this point lol

>cuties
Come on now nigger
>what's your excuse?
I don't have that internet fame/youtube money to attract cosplay thots

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>I'm not ugly at all I just have a geek face

Lol

This. Dude unironically mogs me, not just in face but in hair and height. Also he's probably pretty loaded from his Youtube career. It's no surpise he gets laid really.

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I'm female, lole. Would fuck ProJared in his Sailor Mercury cosplay. He gotta take an STD test first, though.

>cuties

mother fucker theyre both so fkn ugly

What's your excuse threads are always cancer because the excuse is always incredibly obvious yet op still wants to post this shit. He's famous and rich, fuck off

>cuties
Here's your (you)

not with that dick you're not

I'm not a pro gramer

>qt gf that loves to cosplay for you and you end up cheating on her.
What a fuckwit that didn't appreciate anything.

her eyes are so close to her nose lol

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Can't find his nudes is he tiny whiteboi ween?

is it just me or he looks like the squirrel from Ice Age?

why would you cheat on your 8/10 wife with a 5/10

whoah, isn't Left Ross's wife from game grumps??

this is the only one that has emerged

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Yup ex-wife.
it hasn't been stated as a fact but there is a lot of evidence that they got divorced because of Jared and Holly's infidelity.

nah its average at least
or are you a sizequeen?