Things women do when you lift

to be the best me possible

For men

For men

>start laughing
>women started lifting at my retarded jokes

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>started lifting
>women go out of their way to find things to compliment me on, ie eyes, hair, clothes etc.

So you lift for men? Based

Based hivemind homo posters.

>lift
>tell big brain jokes as always
>now they laugh
>they still don't get them, and never will

>make eye contact with woman
>she does that weird thing where she blinks a few times really fast in succession and then looks down/away as if they looked at something they shouldn't have
now that i think about it's probably because i'm ugly lol

>start women
>jokes stop retarding my lifting

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>mainly use sarcasm to make corny jokes
Humor me, throw one at me

don't let them look too long or give time to think, just impregnate as fast as u can

Lift for Lucifer.

>tell big brain jokes as always
Tell me one mr. funny guy

For the women i meet when i finally overcome my speech impediment and get the teeth replaced that i lost when a drunk ran into my car. He didn't have insurance, or a license, or citizenship....

>women joking lifts
>start laughing at my retarded

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dad is watching movie with 16 y/o son. suddenly a sex scene comes on and dad goes "ok time to go to your room son". son replies "but dad, I'm 16 yyears old now". dad replies "i don't care how old you are you are not watching me masturbate".

Sorry to hear about that illegal. What kind of speech impediment? I had a stutter most of my life until I was like 22 brother

Based and blackpilled

where do you live if the gubbermint doesn't have to cover for the doings of illegal peeps?

You guys are all talking about "joking"... I can't remember the last time I told a joke, or even how they go really. Help me pls :(

so I can fap to more attractive anime girls without feeling guilty

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then the son goes "but you don't tell my sister to go to her room and she's 12". dad replies "she helps, son".

who else has friends that makes a joke and immediately starts laughing at their own joke just in case no one laughs?

>start stopping
>retarded women lifting my jokes

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that'bad and u should feel bad
bad bad bad

Based
Sorry fellas, cringe

>start lifting retarded joke of of a women
>stopping

That was good
I laughed, a bit

Let me try
>son answers: but dad, I want to suck you!

...

y-you're 1 rep max

Youre gonna cringe when I ram my cock in your ass

Normally your own insurance would cover it. But i was driving an uninsured vehicle on a private road.

>be skelly fuck
>women laugh anyway because they think deadpan humor is funny

Laughed at this reaction pic way more than of the joke.

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>start lifting
>discussion in uni class
>girls circlejerking
>argue the oposite
>I-I agree with you user teehee
>end of circlejerk

Ever since I am in uni my argumenting skills have taken nose dive bcos of this

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>started joking
>woman starting laughing at my retarded lifting

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>they just trynna avoid you going in to autistic 3hour rant about the subject

kek

I've always been a funny guy so nothing's changed. Some girls will laugh at my less than funny jokes though

Depp potted? Depahted with my mudda?

>started lifting
>gf of 6 years has become a 100% bitch
>her slutty best friend compliments me
>wow your bf is so big and buff
>not as big as his head, rolling her eyes
> i ask if shes talking about my dick
>you wish user

Inb4 fuck her friend. The friend is a stacey, but south African and insane. If i banged her she defo tell gf. Anyways, how do i make my gf love me again. I hate my relationship. Id rate it 2/10

breakup with her. Why are you baring such insults? Don't you have any self respect?

>Anyways, how do i make my gf love me again.
Sorry to break it out, but that ship has sailed. She won't love you again. It is best if you dump her and spend your energy with people who trully care about you and loves you.

>if you don't start behaving i'll literally fuck your hot south african friend and i don't give a fuck about my commitment to you. actually i'll do it regardless. actually you know what, get the fuck out, i'm calling your friend over.

Funny how?

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yah. Own woman insulting one's dick AND brain - there is no going back from thatpoint

Youre gonna cringe when I have children and not kill myself

>Started lifting
>Women started laughing at my retarded jokes
>Overweight gf goes batshit jealous crazy mode
>Breaks relationships with me thinking now i'm chad i'm gonna cheat on her
>Wtf we've toghether for 10 years never ever even remotely think to cheat on her
>2 weeks later emotionally destroyed meet gorgeus lift maniac girl
>Start talking to me because she sees me sad lifting
>mfw dont even want to talk to her too busy with the shitstorm going In my head
>mfw skip 2 another 2 weeks and i've got a phisically/mentally/emotionally better new gf
>mfw i should have started lifting earlier

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You know that wasn't scripted? Great movie

For one perfect moment.

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what a fucking retard kek

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This is all I needed to keep me going

Stop

Not only was it not scripted, Pesci directed that one scene himself and it was allegedly based on a real thing he saw while working as a waiter.

Start pulling away emotionally. She'll either act more interested and loving for fear of losing you or find someone else giving some finality to your shitty relationship

>start lifting
>went from 'that weird quiet kid' to 'brooding and mysterious'

based, girls would stop lifting to have a laugh

very cringe, girls would stop smiling and go back to lifting

Im not listening to this fruity voice

>get swole
>women look at you often, waiting for you to aproach
a-any day now

I lift for HER!
because I want to honer HIM!!!!

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Had this happen a lot
>Be education major
>In gay modern education class discussing ethics or some done shit
>Told we have to accommodate other cultures
>Mostly chicks in class
>Circlejerking about how we should all be more tolerant and change and boring female shit
>Stand up, lean over desk and say "No, that's stupid"
>Make the case that if I went to Japan and asked their culture to change for me, id be laughed at
>Ask why we have to be the ones to change
>Anticipated answers about colonialism, conquest, etc.
>They actually started agreeing with me instead
Pisses me off, desu. Imagine being so fickle and not having any conviction whatsoever.

>start lifting
>girls messaged me, girls in relationships want my snapchat

Snapchat is such a horrible disgusting app

>Be's sad lifting
>Be's sad all the time
>No girls come talk to me

Innit though? And yet if you don't have one, you're a modern day heretic. World gone mad

it's biology

I know that, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. I just wish they weren't so weak, y'know? I want a girl with passion and fire, but I think that's actively discourages these days.

>tfw you will never form an effective team with your intelligent, courageous and virtuous mate for life
>tfw inevitably going to settle for some dumb broad still living at the level of a college freshman, some time after we both run out of options
>divorce in 4 years on average

why live

They exist but there's a high chance they're either insane or fucking weird.

At this point I'm just hoping to find a good, plain-looking girl that has her virginity intact. Everything else I want I can mold out of her. It won't be as authentic as what we've got, but that's just the hand we've been dealt, I suppose.

You got the fucking point b/ro

>>girls will start conversations with me
At what point does this start happening? I get looks but no conversations yet

>a good, plain-looking girl that has her virginity intact.
Don't count on that. Plain looking girls are still attractive enough for Chads to pump and dump in college, and they'd be more desperate for it as it's the only way for them to get male attention. The attractive ones get the attention without having to put out, so they'll probably have a lower notch count anyway.
If you want a virgin look for below average girls with no social skills.

Lmao based

This is the equivalent of washing your dick every day just in hopes that you are prepared for the moment it gets sucked off. The day just never comes, user.

Today, I saw a girl that looked like a twig acting as the personal trainer for 2 very overweight men. What I don't understand is how she could give advice on compound lifts which she physically would not handle.

Stop being a fag and go out and be social, joins club, goto church, meet people

>the day comes
>she undoes your pants and finds a gross, unwashed and shamefully limp dick instead of a proud erection ready for inspection

whatever you want senpai

>t. Never has gotten a spontaneous blowjob from his gf

>started lifting
>Fast forward 6months later
>Nothing has changed
>Im still skinnyfat and look like im the first guy to get beaten

well...

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>t. random pol tard that doesn't even lift making up retarded stories about his imaginary arguments

No one cares about your ethnostate blog posts retard.

You fagclayed with my mom? YOU SON OF A BITCH I'LL BREAK YOUR HEAD IN NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY MOMMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based retard also checked

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>be sad lifting
>catch girl looking at me
>maybe not though, who would mire me
>she probably thinks I'm creepy
>back to sad lifting

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This desu.