>have cute cardiobunny neighbour
>she asks me if we can go running together
>women running outside have been raped and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection
>we have been doing this once a week for a year, getting take out food afterwards
Have I made it, Jow Forums?
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why haven't you raped and killed her yet?
since you're a cucked idiot, no
As punishment, do 14 sets of 88 burpees tomorrow during yard, youngster.
boy is their going to be egg on her face when you rape and kill her
>it was a hint she want violent sex
>you still just run
why haven't you fucked her? sounds like youve ben friendzoned
oh there'll be something on her face but it won't be egg
hint: it's coom
I'm not a sexually frustrated Arab incel, so I'm not going to rape any women.
I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends.
kek
fpbp
so user why are choosing to spare this one this time?
fucking kek my fucking sides lmao
>Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends
Wtf is that gif? Lmao, I'm not lying. I'm in a female dominated field, so 90% of my daily interactions are with females.
>I have many female friends
>female
>friends
pic one
>if she needed help showering.
I gotta say, OP, I'm with the "rape and kill her" guys on this one. Then you'll REALLY have made it.
What does this mean? I have female friends but I have no interest in fucking them. Does this mean they want to fuck me?
fucking fapped so hard this, mostly getting turned on by the fact of how rich she was lmfao
of all the pornos she could have shot, she ends up with this shady ass backroom with this disgusting ass greaser lmfao
was pretty gross when she puked tho, not into that...
they want to fuck you out of your time, money and energy
>I asked her if she needed help showering
Please user, please tell us how that conversation went.
>hey user! Whew that was a good run, thanks! Same time next week?
>uhh yeah y you too, sounds good
>ok I’m gonna go take a shower, see ya around!
>m maybe I could you know, help you shower or something? Do you like..maybe need help showering?
>umm...what? No...no thanks user.
>n nothing, bye
Dude I thought
>I have many female friends.
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
What the fuck user, please tell me you didn't actually do this. Real life isn't a porn scene you fucking autist.
>he does it FOR FREE
looks like a kid with a mario backpack on but turns around to do the sonic the hedgehog finger wagging thing he did on his old sonic games
>was pretty gross when she puked tho, not into that...
bro you don't like puke on your cock?
that's pretty gay.
OP is a simp. real niggas dont ask for permission.
he wanted to be the lifeguard
>Ok, so then we both shower and after we go get a pizza.
>Alright, see you in a minute. Or do you need help showering?
>Naah, I'm good.
>Ok, see you in ten minutes.
Didn't deter her from going running with me weekly for a year after that and I can't say I haven't tried.
Does she really think an incel like you will protect her from tyrone the high test rapist
>1,232 burpees
theres no way these fuckers were just doing that many burpees all day every day.
Ghost her
>Be me
>Be Stacy
>A lot of nignogs in the area.
>Brenda got a snuggle with a struggle from them.
>Don't want.
>Harmless beta kid few houses away.
>Must be riding the synthol train because he looks like the marshmallow sailor.
>Idea.mp4.exe
>Ask marshmallow men to join me.
>Have now bodyguard.
>Nignogs think he might be autismo.
>Everybody knows that autismo have x2 to strength S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
>Everyday he takes out spare change out of his sock and buys me breakfast.
>He said he traded his GBP to bank of mommy.
>Tfw I have my own Lennie
I'm 180cm tall and did martial arts for about a decade. I can handle some malnourished Afghan easily.
>Alright, see you in a minute. Or do you need help showering?
lmao
She always pays her food herself. Sometimes she bakes cakes and gives me some, too.
What's he porn name?
Wew lad please tell me you see other girls naked, this is too pathetic. I would advise you to skip a few runs and tell her you've got a date see if she gets jealous. Or just actually go on dates and stop running with this girl
Name?
don't bring up that sad fuckign shit dude. george had to kill lennie in the end. I almost fuckign cried.
...he's with the bunnies now nigga.
>Have I made it, Jow Forums?
>getting take out food afterwards
No
Depending on the execution this can work
>going back to girl's apartment
>mention that i'm all gross and sweaty after being out at the brewery
>say "hey i'm gonna go take a shower, you're welcome to come along"
Worked like a charm. Obviously there needs to be some flirting beforehand
Hi my name is user.
Do you need help showering.
George had to be a men to kill his only friend in order to safe him from the mob. George was alpha as fuck.
I've fugged another grille since we started running, yes.
Unironically this. If you want to get in those yoga pants you need to try harder or stop letting her waste your time.
>Hi I'm user.
>I'm gross and sweaty
>Do you need help showering
Why are you running with this girl then? Why waste your time?
Why the fuck would she get jealous lmao.
If anything she's just going to start getting nervous that her friendzoned whiteknight might start protecting someone else instead.
it worked despite of it, not because of it
It's nice to have an exercise buddy and she is also a friend. I talk with her about other grilles and other problems and she is there almost every week, spening time with me, drama free. Inviting me to parties, introducing me to friends...
I really don't see any downsides. Yes, it would be nice fucking her because she is very hot, but there are thousands of girls that are hot and don't want to fuck me. Why not be friends with one of them?
She isn't getting jealous at all. She also gives me advice on talking to other grilles etc.
fucking hell
>my name is user
>I am gross and sweaty.
>Do you want to come for breakfast spaghetti.
>NOOOOO THIS CAN;T BE HAPENING
Fpbp. B&R
It was just the particular opening that I took advantage of; if the OP has already been flirting with this chick his line may have worked too
1 girl in the time you've been running. That time being 1 year. AND you work in a 90% female profession. Jesus user. I don't really know what to say. Is that profession a prostitute that fucks men?
this makes me sad because if thats what girls call "friendship" in the beginning, are they even able to build actual friendships at all? Even with other girls?
This sounds hellish and I understand better why so many girls out there are neurotic crazy bitches
reminder
true, if the door is open you just have to find whatever excuse to get in.
Needed help showering? My flirting ability is terrible and even I can recognize how bad that is.
Why you gotta bring Arabs into it bro?
girl "friendships" end when one of them find a boyfriend this is a fact
i got off my phone and got to a computer just to type this out, so you better read it faggot
this woman is your "friend" but all you do is protect her with your valuable gains once a week
Answer the question
- have you ever done anything besides be her bodyguard?
- do you have similar interests?
- does she know your middle name?
- does she know when your birthday is?
- would she help you move to a new place?
- has she ever done anything for you?
- if you died while reading this post, would you go to your funeral?
exactly this, women want your time
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Don't listen to these faggots, keep the runner girl around. Even if she isn't in to you she's gonna introduce you to other women, they love to play matchmaker. And yes you've made it.
U know who hates Arabs ?
Well everybody.
But who really really hates them ?
That's right now you know what user is
>Don't listen to these faggots, keep the runner girl around. Even if she isn't in to you she's gonna introduce you to other women, they love to play matchmaker. And yes you've made it.
>this post
Because the raping and killing women in this city is mainly done by arabs, turks and bydlo germans.
-we have gone out together, I went to her birthday party, she invited me over to try a cake she baked etc.
-not really similar interests, but we find topics to talk about
-i don't have a middle name
-idk if she knows when my birthday is, but I went to hers
-she has offered me help multiple times because she has a car and I haven't
-besides the things I mentioned, she once brought me cookies from the store because I was too lazy to go myself
-I would go to my funeral, yes.
I have been on imagboards for about ten years, and honestly I'm shocked at how retarded Anons have become. I know I'm doing everything right in this situation. Cheers to you.
> women love introducing guys to other women
wanna know how i know you're still in high school?
>women running outside have been raped and killed in our city, so she wants to take me with her for protection
What makes you think this won't happen to you as well? Twink
>I know I'm doing everything right in this situation
>asks have i made it
you just know you are a ugly loser but COPE so hard to ignore it
I just thought I'd make a funny thread with the "am I making it" meme, but I had underestimated how toxic and delusional this community has become. Sad to see t b h.
Im 30, i get set up through married or taken girls who wanna set me up with friends all the time.
please enlighten me in which way have you made it
>I’ve been friendzoned for a year
>have I made it?
Certainly not, also fuck cardio
Someone get this man a fucking puppers
I am also intrigued with how fucking retarded the children on this board are. I was unsure about the shower line until you explained it. Definately a very normal line that I can see (and probably try) in that situation. These autists just don't understand what flirting or a playful joke is.
Then again, I also have female friends. I don't even try to make them, they just keep inviting me to shit. Usually if they are in close proximity to me for a while it ends up that way. I guess that's what makes us different from mouth droolers here though user
your stupid
>I have been on imagboards for about ten years, and honestly I'm shocked at how retarded Anons have become. I know I'm doing everything right in this situation. Cheers to you.
It's mostly zoomers who have reached a new level of autism with their underdeveloped brains and fucked up dopamine receptors.
>Yes. And that's alright. I have many female friends
>imagine believing friendship with women exists
>I also have female friends. I don't even try to make them, they just keep inviting me to shit. Usually if they are in close proximity to me for a while it ends up that way. I guess that's what makes us different from mouth droolers here though user
>so 90% of my daily interactions are with females.
That's not what "friends" mean user
Your caretakers aren't your friends user
90% of daily interactions are with dozens of females. A handful of them become friends.
Jesus Christ, do I have to spell everything out for you? The levels of retardation on this board are truly amazing.
>90% of daily interactions are with dozens of females. A handful of them find a way to exploit me
fixed it for you
Are you familiar with the word irony?
I guess imaginging having a likeable personality is a bit of a stretch for you user.
Every time she runs without you, rape her.
Wear a mask while doing it.
When she invites you to do stuff so that she doesn't get raped, like going to the shops, rape her if she goes without you, continue to wear the mask.
All this time together you will become close, marry this girl, and have children.
Once the eldest is 21, present him the mask you wore for the rapes.
He must protect you legacy and hertige.
> I also have female friends
Don’t even know where to begin
>I asked her after the first or second time we ran together if she needed help showering. She said no and I left it at that.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking autists
Most of them are just trolling user. Or trying to seem based. The others are coping because they know they are to autistic around girls to have an attractive acquaintance who is female. They spill spaghetti around all 5/10s so keep that in mind.
shut the fuck up you r*ddit scum
Maybe with reading the next few lines indicating that I don't put effort into the friendships? In highschool I was definately friendzoned. At 23 I only put effort in with women I'm fucking.
So you put zero effort in?
You made the reference first. Im sure you know the way BACK.
>heh guys i'm not frendzoned i just don't put effort trust me
fucking kek
genius, very good sir
Gotta love it when random people start pretending that they are OP.
I'm out boys.
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