What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening?
Juan Anderson
Jordan Torres
the coomers are striking back
Logan Harris
Convincing me that porn is a Jewish conspiracy is unironically the most motivating reason for me to do nofap
Tyler Jenkins
>if you dont masturbate, you may be more difficult to control! keep stroking,goy!
Chase Gomez
I won’t tell you because you will reeeee at me again for talking politics in the fitness board
Lucas Rivera
Death to (((pornographers)))
Brayden Allen
Retards lol
Dylan Harris
Top banter desu.
Oliver Rogers
xhampster lost a huge number of porn views last november due to #NoNutNovember becoming a hit with the normies. However, their twitter views exploded 10-fold because people were eager to see the company's reaction (especially since they were making posts about the hashtag and how they were losing business).
This is a clever ploy by the (((company owners))) to negate the consequences of a society turning its back on pornography, albeit temporarily
Justin Long
L i b i d o
D o m i n a n d i
Carson Kelly
It's afraid. Memes are succeeding where Cornflakes have failed.
Jack Jackson
jews own the porn industry and have been emasculating men with feminism and hormones for decades.
John Ramirez
says the guy who looks at the op image and sees no cause for alarm
Angel Sullivan
Send in the incels
Carson Watson
CALI IS BURNING
Luke Parker
Daniel Young
stupid cumbrain
Zachary Sullivan
user...
Xavier Butler
>creepy porn man said we should bust many nuts so we don’t become more aggressive
It’s clearly working for him, what a fucking chad. I’m gonna make sure I cum all day so I can develop a nice and well built physique like him
Dylan Ortiz
Caleb Sanders
It's not. Tedx is also full of retards. You're both retarded.
Benjamin Ramirez
> porn site doesnt want you to stop watching porn
By golly this is a deep state conspiracy by (((them))). No way the porn site is worried about decreased revenue because of less traffic due to NoNutNovember and NoFap. No, it’s definitely a conspiracy.
Aiden Nelson
is this bait? Lmao
Oliver Howard
You need to masturbate 4-5 times a day for optimal prostate health; this has been confirmed by numerous studies by Goldstein Inc, Finkelstein Laboratories and the Al Silverberg Foundation.
The 1# cause of death of mammals in the wild is prostate cancer. Because most of the animal kingdom only copulate once a year, the stored semen of animals burns holes to the prostate tract of said animals and in time: cancer forms to those burns.
Semen becomes an extremely poisonous substance in the body after 14 hours of inactivity: this is why 4 times of releasing semen is optimal (Pornography should be used rather than fantasy. For help, see Pornhub.com).
Human males are also the only animals who live longer than most of mammals, because they do not die of prostate cancer because they can masturbate in continuous fashion. Remember: never less than 4 times a day.
Daniel Parker
this board is kek. they need conspiracy theories to not their weiners.
Luis Roberts
since dramatically reducing my fapping I've noticed huge changes in my state of mental wellbeing. I don't care what the science says, the clear conspiratorial nature of pornography plus my subjective feeling of improvement have convinced me on this one. Jacking off sucks, I'm sad I was ever memed into it. Good thing I never let them convince me to drink onions
Ryder Adams
They literally give it away for free and in the op image itself it tells you to masturbate for world peace. when you look at the state of the world (which is filled with porn addicts and cum brains) do you see peace?
David Collins
But the science says that you’re a toxic male.
Quick, lock him up and force feed him the onions reformation juice.
Jonathan Thompson
This is seriously the funniest post I’ve seen on Jow Forums in fucking ages.
Juan Evans
Be radical, have principles, be absolute, be that which the bourgeoisie calls an extremist: give yourself without counting or calculating, don't accept what they call ‘the reality of life' and act in such a way that you won't be accepted by that kind of ‘life', never abandon the principle of struggle.
Jaxson Ortiz
> they literally give it away for free
Do you know what ad revenue is?
Ayden Gomez
Holy shit. This unironically convinces me to not masturbate.
It’s all right there in the post. “It makes you angry and violent”, two things directly associated with increased testosterone.
They’re trying to make us docile by lowering our testosterone levels.
Luke Morales
Maybe once you guys are done with porn you'll do something about your raging antisemitism
Nicholas Wilson
Sounds less impressive on a imageboard filled with threads about "mogging"
Jonathan Ramirez
> flood countries with POCs
> push LGBT and SJWism
> obvious porn conspiracy to undermine morality
...and then one day, for absolutely NO REASON, Hitler was voted into power
Brayden Green
Found the jew
Landon Foster
Juden
Jason Martin
they're afraid of what they don't understand
Jaxson Williams
I wonder how many times he says "nazi" in his talk about convincing you to jerk off
Charles Ramirez
It's ok cumbrain, i know any attack on your habit is an attack on you. Maybe one day you'll break free
Grayson Mitchell
Yes ideally they will do what adolf couldn't
Kayden Howard
DRINK THE SÔYLENT
SPILL YOUR SEED
EAT THE BUGS
BAN TH MEAT
BAN THE GUNS
TAXES FOR THE HEAT
Alexander Reed
Don't let this become you
William Mitchell
Based . Do you have that jpg with the abstinence habits of Freud and others?
Jason Sanchez
Well yea but (((they))) might not like that something
Henry Rivera
Connor Hughes
this post is art
Chase Clark
>porn sites managed by jew owned companies
>these multi billion view a month sites somehow stay afloat on shitty jpg'd ads
Not only do they make most of their money selling metadata they often lose money even with that income stream. I wonder what (((group))) with influence over business loan lending could be keeping these companies afloat?
James Jackson
Jackson Brooks
>animals don't masturbate
Nicholas Reyes
Wtf, I don’t want to fap now, that shit is creepy.
Colton Ortiz
They mostly only do it when in captivity.
Hunter Diaz
so what if I own MindGeek? why does that matter?
Nathan Howard
Of course these fucking kikes dont want young men to be angry hahahah.
Jack Bennett
Yeah, increase it
Ryder Bennett
Brandon Price
this thread will be deleted soon
Jeremiah Ramirez
>jews want me to watch porn and masturbate
That's should be good enough reason for anyone with a 90+ IQ to stop.
Thomas Russell
it will
Ryder Martinez
the guy that wrote that also wrote this a few days ago
what the fuck, maybe you guys are right, something IS going on, why is being anti-porn suddenly being depicted as a bad thing?
Adam Evans
they're just putting ads on stole- i mean "user generated" content, tube sites are all scummy
Jacob Carter
The most CHAD board deserves the most beta jannies.
Anthony Williams
we sure will, Chaim
Jace Martin
Jow Forums is usually retarded opinions, but a broken clock is right twice a day.
So I can only wonder ((( who ))) is behind this post?
Luis Martin
Kikes dont want to lose money. They probably watch their ad revenue drop substantially in nov
Joshua Brown
Ryder Rogers
DONT LIFT
MASTURBATE
EAT BUGS
DRINK ONIONS
Jayden Fisher
>excercise builds plaque
Sebastian Martin
>Study co-author Dr Jamal Rana, a cardiologist at Kaiser Permanente in Oakland said: 'High levels of exercise over time may cause stress on the arteries leading to higher CAC.
>'However this plaque buildup may well be of the more stable kind, and thus less likely to rupture and causes heart attack, which was not evaluated in this study.'
>However he added: 'It does not suggest that anyone should stop exercising.'
Parker Clark
>noooo, stop working out goys!!!!
Gabriel Flores
1936? We know this shit from 1936 and I learn it through a fucking knitting imageboard???
Does lecithin replenish and those neurons re-activate or have I done irreparable damage?
Austin Powell
No stop it goyim. You arent supposed to actually read anything but the headline.
Aaron Long
Reminder
Henry Jenkins
I have a medical book from the early 20th century which states that if you cease "self pollution" (fapping) you will recover, but they say you should do it as soon as possible
Austin Campbell
They hate you and at the same time they need you
Joshua Bailey
I'm a hardcore leftist and it's very clear what is going on. ((Someone)) wants to control the population. I can't describe how mad I am right now. NofapNovembe r? I will go a whole year just out of pure hatred
Michael Clark
Oliver Moore
its really obvious what porn sites are trying to do. But why hasn't anyone questioned the intent of nofap/noporn? It could very well be a jew that is trying to control both fappers and nofappers. Why does everyone follow the herd?
Blake Sanders
noporn/nofap has been embedded in Christian culture for 2000 years.