What is the correct way to wear your penis in your pants?

What is the correct way to wear your penis in your pants?

Do you have it laying upwards away from the balls?
Downwards towards the balls?
Sideways? (How could you even wear it sideways when it's so uncomfortable?)

Serious answers only please.

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Upwards always but this is an interesting thread

tucked in the ball sack

I've had the best results coiling the pp around the balls. helps prevent urine leakage durimg squats seeing as the pee is stored there

>Serious answers only please
I genuinely don't know if this is bait.
Mine usually hangs loose and next to my left thigh with most of my boxers.
With boxer briefs that have a sort of pocket for the junk, it usually just stays in there as intended.

How many wraps around the balls, user? I do three.

I tuck it under and put it in my butt for max aerodynamic movement and so that it doesn't flop around all over the place.

>3
>He says right as he gets TRIPS OF 3s!!!!!
This is it chief! OP has his answer
3 wraps around the balls is based and penis pilled

Doesn’t it just hang down the leg and out the bottom of the long shorts?

This. Pull it down, bifurcating the balls, and tuck the head into the anus. this will keep everything nice and in place during compound movements while also doubling as a squat plug.

There's no correct way you faggot.

The one time that I tried this while hard, it wouldn't stretch back far enough. Can your demonstrate for us?

must be done while soft. Make sure not to get hard while in this position as you risk penile fracture and anal prolapse. Also, no one sees my dingle bits except my loving husband, sorry.

Haha as if it’s long enough to go any direction other than out. Good one guys.

In my mouth haha

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post face (You can scribble out your eyes if you want)

Bit personal isn't it? I haven't even sucked your dick yet.

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pls be in Minneapolis

I'm Canadian lol

I have been trying to find the right way to do it since 8 grade dances. I am now 26 and still get firm erections when I'm with my GF and she talks about marriage or having children.
It is always noticeable so I try to hide it. I tried the waistband method from Superbad but that didn't really alieviate anything and shows my head if I move my arms above center.

pls move and be my live in waifu

I'm a man baby.

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WHY CAN"T YOU JUST LARP FOR A LONELY DUMB COOMBER
>post kik pls