If you could go back in time and give your younger self some advice, what would you say?

If you could go back in time and give your younger self some advice, what would you say?

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Stop taking everything so seriously, no one cares.

I would say to stay away from gay

things aren't nearly as important as you think they are. ask that girl out, drink, socialize more instead of stressing about grades. people are animals, and so you should just enjoy the simply things and moments in life, worrying about abstract things you can't control is meaningless.

DON'T GO TO Jow Forums
JUST DON'T YOU FUCKING RETARD
GO SLEEP INSTEAD
SPENDING YOUR 6 YEARS HERE IS RETARDED
GO SLEEP SO YOU WILL GET TALLER
GO SOCIALISE WITH OTHER CHILDS

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get diagnosed with adhd asap

smoke weed everyday...
that and your little sisters weak spot is a little ...lower then you initialy guessed

You're right.
Everyone is full of shit.

>that and your little sisters weak spot is a little ...lower then you initialy guessed
What's the story behind this?

typo. no elipsis was meant between "little" and "lower"

Ask the girl out and don't pull out your eyelashes.

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Don't go to uni or be a McWage cuck, don't learn to drive, learn a trade, never get close to or lend money to a woman

I'm sorry I wish things were different

study better. and go be a driver in the army insted of altiletry men

Kill yourself. Now. Don't wait. Don't fucking wait.

This

Do what you want. Nothing else matters.

Go to the gym, save up your cash for jaw surgery, and remember if a girl says she likes you, she's not mocking you, go along with it and be normal.

Multiple things actually
>Don't fear death
>study more because school will become an important part of your life later
>don't visit Jow Forums
>stay away from fetish porn
>everything isn't going to be ok but you could try to fix it

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GO ASK HER OUT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING PICK UP THE HINT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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If you think everyone around you is an asshole, you're the asshole.

INVEST IN BITCOIN YOU RETARD

That's nice but did you fucked your little sister?

"listen here you little shit
1. never go on Jow Forums
2. Stop playing Vidya everyday
3. Go outside
4. Actually talk to girls
5. Start lifting
6. Invest in bitcoin
Good luck shit head"

Stop being lazy dumb retard
also ur autistic.

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>Buy bitcoins you retard
>stop talking about it as a joke
>I know 0.5 for a coin sounds like shit but in 10 years you'll be a millionaire and never have to work another day in your life
>JUST DO IT

It get's better lad

1. Cancel your decision to quit highschool.
2. Go to the prom.
3. Your family is your greatest enemy ever, not your classmates/government/army. Fight with them.
4. Try to befriend to your remained classmates.
5. LEARN TO FUCKING DRAW!
6. DON'T TRY TO KILL YOURSELF!
7. Spend 50% of your incomings onto Bitcoin.

bitcoin totally takes off
stop being friends with k
drugs aren't cool
your family genuinely sucks don't care about them
play more titanfall 1

learn to draw
take shit against your T production so you can look prettier in womanly garb

Be yourself
Be confident
Get up early
Keep swimming
Lift
Read more
See art and cultural stuff
Talk to your relatives more
Don't be openly political
Your acne will be fixed by Accutane
Braces will work 100%
Wear your hair more relaxed
Shave everyday
Talk to girls more

You're decent looking kid, just take it easy and do everything you can

i would tell myself to search about bitcoin and invest on it.
then i would fuck myself as this is one of my fantasys

No matter what you do you're fucked

I would probably tell myself to stop going to my psychologist, so my crippling depression will stay and get worse.

If I would have gone this route I could probably avoid this pitiful life by exprencing the sweet release of death.

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