/r9gay/ - #724

where do people get cute undies like that?
i want cute undies too

I'm starting to think some of you really aren't gay and repressing your straight/bi-ness. That's why pictures of feminine guys make you uncomfortable

Good one dr.phil, can we go to the ranch now

-1000 nyaa

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user I made the thread and I literally have a boyfriend.

>not gonna be clingy not gonna be clingy not gonna be clingy
I JUST WANT TO TALK AND SHOWER HIM WITH LOVE WHY MUST IT BE LIKE THIS, WHO MADE UP THESE STUPID RULES HOW A TOP SHOULD BE AND NOT BE.

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I just really fricking want a bf that is fun to talk to and be around. I don't care what his stats are, just someone I really gel with

be different, x

tfw no exactly this bf

what kinds of things do you like user?

Dont repress the clingy!
Meow wants someone that meow could talk with forever in an natural way

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>tfw too autistic to be clingy

No people said yesterday tops that are clingy are bad and I don't want to scare away my crush...
I must to be good...

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then why don't you start talking in a natural way in the thread otherwise your future bf might think you are some kind of autist

>I must to be good...
Learn to balance your clingy and you should be good.
But meow is kinda autistic

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>tfw no short scandinavian bf to hold in my arms forever

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there are no rules how tops should be, if he doesn't want you the way you are, he's definitly not worth it user.
t. subby bot who likes only dom tops and is definitly not worth it

if i post the plug.dj will anyone join

I will but i might leave if its no good..

maybe, depends on what kind of vidya im going to play

plug.dj/r9gay

share music with other gay robots

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>tfw no user to lock me up in his basement and punish me

>no tall well built bf whose chest i can fall asleep on

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I like 90s anime, pastel colours and supporting the god of chaos
Good luck with that

I want a TALL RIPPED GYMBRO to suck me off.

>tmw no tall scandinavian meowfriend

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>tfw no bf that is flat out clingy and unapologetically possessive and needy in a very unhealthy way but we both acknowledge and indulge in it regardless
I hope my dream comes true soon ;-:

>tfw fucked up in life from the start
>could'ce been 7 foot giant chad with rich parents
>could've been 6 foot twink with rich parents
>instead became 5 foot jerk with a 8 inch dick
I want to swap places with my cousins!

>kinda
meow if you were on the spectrum you'd be a whole new color

Are you a muscular bottom with a BIG ASS?

>meow if you were on the spectrum you'd be a whole new color
Thats kinda rude :

I guess pastel colours are nice..

truth hurts kitty cat

I'm a wholesome homo looking for other wholesome homos. End of post.

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Which one is you? What kind of music do you want to share?

how do we connect

Wholesome and homo are opposites.

tfw desire for fat, big dick bf is overwhelming

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>tmw meow is too autistic for r9k

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Damn it, it's always something isn't it? I'm fat, but I don't have a big dick. Pretty big balls though.

Truffles
Truffles are like Ice swimming
I hate it I hate it I hate it
But I want more
I do it once more

That's super hairy I like it

hairs r gross
can't change my mind

Hi its Billy Herrington, Aniki.
Just wanted to drop by and say hello.
youtu.be/6KX6KaUXips

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That's more hairy boys for me

You GUESS? this lack of conviction is troubling user

Sleep tight rigatoni Aniki

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Don't worry meow, you're not too autistic for me uwu

Definitely too ugly though, kero.

>tfw too socially retarded to get a bf

Hey what's up Billy, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday

How does supporting the god of chaos show in your daily life?
I like pastels. 90s anime is not something I've gotten into yet, but I'm open.

>Definitely too ugly though, kero.
Meow :

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It just means I read 40k books don't worry

They ask where i'm going, who fucking cares.
Forsen, twich. They dont love me anymore.

Oh, I thought it would be something more exiting, like holding hands in public places.
The neon of 90s anime, pastels you mentioned, and the mix of bolds and unsaturated colors of 40k make quite an interesting contrast with each other.

Ooh I'd love to hold hands with someone special in public too, maybe embarrass him a bit. Contrast is my specialty dear user! And they were mostly the 3 things that popped into my head first to make a post out of to sound quirky and interesting despite not actually being any of those. At least I'm trying ;~;

It was a good attempt, and an effective one at that!
Even though I haven't looked into 40k lore or 90s anime beyond scratching the surface, would you mind providing a little guidance? I'd like to dip my foot a bit deeper into something I haven't before!

And don't worry, nobody is actually interesting and quirky. Some are just better at marketing themselves than others. It's all a facade.

Warhammer 40k is made by jews!

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I don't doubt that, Meow.
That doesn't stop me from sinking myself into that swamp, though.

That sounds like some heresy, BROTHER.
Get the heavy flamer!

Meow can understand being a jew but thanks to them there will never be any good wh40k gamus. Only dawn of war 1 is good but its too old already.

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>tfw get to know that brit crush has a few fwb
>tfw can feel heart sinking in to void

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>but it's too old already
Meow outting himself as a pleb lol

Let me be your new Brit crush, fwb are disgusting

>has a fwb
He was a normie, it was never destined to be.
It hurts, but you'll heal.
You'll get through this!

>Meow outting himself as a pleb lol
Old engine bad engine

Another time, been talking with him for 7 months and he never mentioned it until now.
He knew all along that I liked him.
Yeah :(

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>managed to not fuck up the friendship even after asking him if he liked me and getting turned down
>It's been 12 days since being turned down
>Still hurts
>Still like him
>Still cry over it

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>trusting other humans
Meoof

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Stop using this shit and use this.

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I'm sorry man ;-;

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Yes but I need the the third box that says "him him him him him" all over the place

stop using my wife as your avatar you degenerate

>>It's been 12 days
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PLEB
Call me back when you cry after a year.

ok mister gatekeeper

How common is this "fwb"? Is it common in the UK? should I be worried that others have it while I am looking for someone?

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>having a friend or a crush at all
normalfag central up in here

It's been 12 days since he turned me down faggot, I've been crying for 2 weeks
Eat my ass
I've known him for 8ish years
I've fallen in love with him 3 times
Fuck you

>try to shoot my shot with someone in one of these threads
>defeats all attempts despite me not trying to come off too hard
>still complains about being alone in these threads
Bullet dogged I suppose?

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>tmw meow friends dont like the meow

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Not if you're my bf you won't c:

this faggot has friends?

>How common is this "fwb"?
Amongst gays? Probably pretty common since they can't stop having sexual intercourse.
It's "yes, my gatekeeper?" you little shit.
Okay you need to get some help dude. I'm not trying to be rude either.

I am not from UK btw, just wanted to know because I am

Yeah sounds like he did dodge a bullet

reminder everyone in these threads that complains about having no friends or being lonely is lonely for a reason user

>this faggot
Meow?

>Amongst gays? Probably pretty common since they can't stop having sexual intercourse.
Damn so finding wholesome boyfriend is impossible?

Don't worry i'm gonna fix that reason by jumping off a bridge soon

Where do I find a tall ripped robot gymbro? I want to top you