Jow Forums humor

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what's not fair nigga. You ain't gonna win the lottery if you ain't buying any tickets.

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Couple of days ago there was a chick who build her own Ab Wheel in the gym with a barbell and 25kg on each side, and she was sliding forward and backwards and she was kinda cosplaying a car or some shit, thought it looked retarded so I drew a picture for you guys

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Mate, you're polish, you don't even qualify for the lottery.

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>Mfw it's a real article

pluralist.com/fat-sex-therapist-nz-shooter/

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love it, saving for posterity

what do you mean man? I mean, I know my country is shit, but at least we got real quality blonde women with good principles (mostly)

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Slav genes. I've seen your head shape, man, you look like a potato. Same as me, really.

also, good cheap internet here. I have an amerifag friend neeto who came here because he can get 600 mb/s for like 5 bucks a month

I don't think that was me, I haven't ever posted my face here, at least I don't think so

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Kek

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go back to the motherfucking reddit you fucking faggot this is so fucking unfunny you should fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot

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That leg thread is gold, so many bad jokes.

It was a pic from behind, it was either you or your ridiculously thicc gf

>the way she lovingly comforts him afterwards

ah yes, lol, that was me senpai

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That's called aftercare. Pretty sure she almost went for the kiss before realizing she was on camera.

Hnnnggg would bust a huge nut right then and there. Gina is such a qt

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That's actually pretty common. Swimmers usually do rollouts exactly like that.

my favorite part of this image is the posture of the guy standing behind him supervising

This actually made me sad and pumped instead.

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Why would you agree to this, it can legitimacy lead to death or brain damage

Did you stare at her arse?

Because

Hello David Carradine

of course

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So I'm not the only one....

I actually have an expensive one with springs and shit inside...but barbell is easier and more convenient.

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holy shit, legit made me kek. what's with the cross man?

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also, further questions: why is it in front of the door? Can you even open your door or do you just have to slip in between, through a small fissure?

Artifact from my youth

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oh damn, nice one man, I'm also a cosplayer, it's awesome. I was once called "the only handsome Hanzo, and true to the game" on a convention, one of my fav mires. Also other "professional" photographer made shitload of photos of me, mostly of my ass when I was trying to pose parkour (was afraid my EVA foam armor would not hold it lol), she never sent me any of these photos, so there are also incel girls out there, probably holding it in her private collection and shlicking to me, or so I like to think haha

>not wearing stilts to have 2-meter legs
>never gonna make it...
To be honest, really good cosplay though I don't recognise the character. It looks like you're on some stand, did you win anything?

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Why the fuck are there so many namefags out. This entire site is going to shit. Fuck you namefags. If you think this will give you some fucking recognition that you couldn't achieve in your social life, you guys are going to have a rude awakening.

>going full Mr. Creosote mode
youtube.com/watch?v=GxRnenQYG7I

XD

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>When the gym batman leaves his cave

Bretty good, but the pasta could be cleaned up with definite articles and some word arrangement

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I'm fucking wheezing.

Lotus is my hero
I want to believe he's natty

Underrated

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God i wish that were me

how is that funny, user?

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Nice, I was unaware of this comfy Sir work. How into Spurdomode?

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SS+GOMAD

I'm gonna animate a series about them, I love this version so much I'm going to make it into an actual story.

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who the fuck is that

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kek holyshit I read that in his voice

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The Dork Knight Rises

this hit home until the heels

What insecure faggot lanklet would wear heels?

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I need the Joe Rogan version of this, and the Jordan Peterson version of Joe Rogan

too soon

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>chad medicine vs virgin death

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hahaha

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why are you doing this.

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it's fucking wrong lmao. Two serpents is for hermes, the guy who literally brings you to hell. Asclepius is the god of medicine and his staff is just one unwinged serpent

Fuckin weebs

>filename
kek

>at gym with friend
>Friend trying to ohp lmao 1plate
>Its going up slowly, he's struggling
>Gets it halfway up, runs out of strength
>Brings it back, places the bar on top of his head to rest mid-rep
>Rests it there a few seconds
>People laughing uncontrollably
>Completes the rep, reracks it
>Either genius or autism

What movie? Pain and Gain? Did he not see the "this is still a true story" markers?

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was it rape?

no it was love

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superman

does anyone have /fitlit/ stuff?

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that fucking picture what the fuck, I'm laughing but at the same time what the absolute fuck

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Every time I think it was a year ago and then I remember it's 2019.

Bump

>ITT virgins who doesn't know the difference between erotic asphyxiation and choking in martial arts
The point of erotic asphyxiation is to cut off only the blood supply, not air supply, so that you feel lightheaded and clench down on the cock that's buried inside you. Blocking out the air supply like this would actually lead to brain damage.

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Do you have a stash of gem lewds you would be open to sharing?
I'm asking for a friend who used to collect minerals when he was younger, if you know what I'm saying.