Have you been drinking your raw eggs, Jow Forums?

Have you been drinking your raw eggs, Jow Forums?

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The fuck is that shit in the background?

Nigga u fat, took me 10 seconds to realize that's your fucking knee...

what is that.

Nvm it's an ass, still fat tho
Good chuckle.

Am I really that fat?

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False, it's an ass with pants down. Raw eggs literally contain testosterone, but your liver breaks it down. Putting them up your ass literally is like a weak steroid cycle.

these fucking raw mongos you'll get yourself worms in your fucking brain one day

>noooo chad stop eating food raw, you can only eat food that's been turned into charcoal despite every other animal on the planet eating food raw

Nothing says fitness like a good case of salmonella.

Been drinking 8-16 a day for almost a year now.
Surely I should have gotten salmonella by now if that was the case?

not fat but gay

>Surely I should have gotten salmonella by now if that was the case?
No, it just means that you haven't come across an egg that has it.

and another issue is that uncooked egg whites bind to biotin and don't allow your body to absorb it.

>i've rolled the dice a hundred times now
>surely I would have gotten three 6's in a row by now if it were possible

Not an issue if you eat the yolks which contain more biotin than you could need.

this is the issue with raw eggs, the whites take your hair.
raw yolks are fine though.

Why do I always feel kinda weird after I eat (cooked) eggs? It's like a sharp feeling in my throat combined with slight nausea.

>wow, you actually walk outside? Aren't you afraid of getting struck by lightning?

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now you sound as stupid as the pl*nt b*sed people.
>it doesn't matter if my food contains lecithins or oxalates, it has more in it than it binds to

because cooked foods are toxic.
When I ate cooked eggs in the past I almost always threw up if I moved too much after.
Now that i only eat raw eggs the experience is far more enjoyable, and i am much healthier.

mild food intolerance

look man, I don't even care about (((science))) or studies or whatever. If you want me to be completely honest;, I would never cook my food no matter what dumb (((research))) you showed me, and I only even entertain the (((scientific))) discussion with weak minded cucks because they worship it as their g*d.
I will eat raw animal food ONLY

>because cooked foods are toxic.
I cook all of my food, and only eggs have that effect.

Like seriously dude, its 2019. Can you fuck off with that homo shit?
I have some gay friends, and i dont think any less of them, but its people like YOU op, that make people actually hate gays.

Seriously get some fucking help, this is a board where we wanna talk about fitness/strength/sports, not seeing mens asses. Go on pornhub or on /soc/ if youre going to be a complete fucking faggot.

Youre seriously ruining the reputation for homosexual people, because youre trying so fucking hard to be flamboyant and be inapporopriate in front of the wrong crowd. GO TO /soc/ PLEASE.

I got salmonella once 8 years ago and it was the worst pain I've ever had, and I had to go to the ER for an IV because I couldn't keep down water and my veins were collapsed from dehydration so badly that they had to attempt insertion 8 times before the needle was in properly. This was after shitting blood literally every 20 minutes for 2 days. But sure bro keep drinking those eggs

>nooo stop making me coom chad! I can't handle seeing another mans butt despite spending all day masturbating to the size of other men's biceps

>chad
>non-white

>I got salmonella

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In some countries, especially northern europe, eggs are salmonella free when you buy them from the store. This means you can eat them raw, but why in the hell would someone wanna do that instead of taking a protein shake or cook the damn eggs.

LARPing is why i hate Jow Forums. Get yourself checked, youre 100% mentally ill.

you're a sex obsessed coomer and you call me mentally ill
kill yourself or disable your internet connection

but if you're not absorbing that biotin its worthless

I've been doing raw carnivore most of this year, so my diet is mostly dry aged ribeyes and raw eggs. Feels good man.

Wow gr8 psychoanalysis after ive written like 2 sentences.
Wont waste more time on you, as youre 80iq dyel manlet.

Seriously though, please consider getting professional help, im not even joking. Its so fucking tragic to see people like yourself every single day on this board say mentally ill shit 24/7. Get some help and hopefully your life quality will actually improve.
Good luck.

>wont waste more time
>types another paragraph about how I'm actually the mentally ill one despite the fact that I've raped your psyche
Cope and seethe more s oyboy

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