So first of all. He’s not strong my any standard. He’s mediocre at best. No one should listen to him. Second he’s an entitled douchebag that thinks he’s the shit.
Let’s talk about the beard. Like having a beard used to mean something. It usually meant you were laid back and cool. Now every douche has one. Including him. And it’s not even a good one. It’s scraggly and unhealthy looking. Like shave or trim it dude
Recently he posted a video on his Instagram story of him “chewing out” a guy at his gym for accidentally walking in front of his camera which was on the ground like 50 feet away. Guy was walking through a main thoroughfare is the gym. Clearly a little gassed from his workout. Well thrall loses it and the. Posts laugh emojis completely oblivious to how bad it makes him. Maybe a sociopath. This guy is your paying customer. If you don’t like people using your gym to walk in front of your awkward camera angle. Maybe don’t accept customers. Oh you need their money?? Well treat them with fucking respect. You know what to do Jow Forums.
the only time beards are acceptable is when you're about to fly a plane into a sky scraper
Lincoln Long
t. that guy in the video
Evan Morales
>It’s scraggly and unhealthy looking. Like shave or trim it dude
He won't he lets it grow because he's out of the army also it's his trademark now.
Lucas Jenkins
where's the video of him chewing the guy out? I wanna watch this
Parker Cox
I hate his beard, especially with that pitiful moustache and bald soul patch area. He looks like retarded amish.
Brayden Bailey
Amish, even the retarded dress better.
Benjamin King
>uses the word cancelled >proceeds to plug his own instagram Fuck off Alan no one wants to go on your gay little instagram to look at your gay little public freakout how fucking stupid do you think we are using gay little zoomer phrases like "canceled" no one is honestly this stupid. Anyone who really wanted to talk shit about this fat retard would point out the fact he's a s o y boy who's raising a mulatto baby that he did not father.
Kayden Thomas
He has terrible beard genetics, you can't just not shave for a while and claim "look how great my beard is, I'm so manly". Besides like you said, beards were only cool because you were being a rebel and didn't care if people thought you were weird. The 2019 equivalent is the mustache but since he can't pull it off, he should just go cleanshaven... or better yet take the razor to his own neck and slice it open.
Not even, Muslim extremists shave right before a terrorist attack. Or in 9/11's case, Mossad pretending to be Muslim extremists.
Hunter Jenkins
Wait I can't tell if you guys are being serious here. That guy who walked in front of the camera is in his videos all the time-- he's a friend of Alan's. That was a joke post.
fucking Jow Forums is autistic as fuck.
Jack Long
>cancelled
what are you some twitter retard? your mother should have cancelled you in the womb
>So first of all. He’s not strong my any standard. He’s mediocre at best. No one should listen to him. Second he’s an entitled douchebag that thinks he’s the shit.
Let’s talk about the beard. Like having a beard used to mean something. It usually meant you were laid back and cool. Now every douche has one. Including him. And it’s not even a good one. It’s scraggly and unhealthy looking. Like shave or trim it dude
Recently he posted a video on his Instagram story of him “chewing out” a guy at his gym for accidentally walking in front of his camera which was on the ground like 50 feet away. Guy was walking through a main thoroughfare is the gym. Clearly a little gassed from his workout. Well thrall loses it and the. Posts laugh emojis completely oblivious to how bad it makes him. Maybe a sociopath. This guy is your paying customer. If you don’t like people using your gym to walk in front of your awkward camera angle. Maybe don’t accept customers. Oh you need their money?? Well treat them with fucking respect. You know what to do Jow Forums.
oh yeah, this is the fitness guy that got cucked by some nigger. Fucking disgrace.
Evan Taylor
yeah, why the fuck would OP bother typing something interesting describing a video instead of just linking it. what a faggot.
Jace Thompson
I mean, I looked for it on the instagram page but I couldn't find it within the first few posts, so why not just post it.
Jason Price
>The bar is being absorbed by her gunt
Jack Thomas
this
Owen James
You sound like a girl that got pumped and dumped by him. Get your priorities in order you bitch ass nigga.
Jaxon Morales
Come back when you can last more than 5 seconds before being thrown overboard by a Goliath fish youtube.com/watch?v=uw-0WatWko4
Gavin Baker
Oh look it's another Discord tranny thread. Alan is based and you will never be a real woman. Dilate
Brody Wood
>Dilate do i even want to know what that means????
Owen Jones
He's implying you're transsexual, and have to periodically stick things into your surgery vagina to keep it from closing up. Based on your posts I would assume you're either a scorned woman or sad bitter man as well.
Henry Green
that's fucking disgusting m8
Brandon Peterson
Isn’t he constantly talking about his own fuckups and “just being a gym owner”? He doesn’t seem that full of himself.
Imagine being on Jow Forums and being this bluepilled on trannies. Fucking tourists.
Gavin Foster
The guy is like listening to podcasts instead of reading books. He repackages SS stuff into a form more digestible for YouTube addict millennials. Before that his advice was basically nonsense, except his how-to exercise guides.
Nothing he says is unique to his channel and there are better places to go for all of it.
Thomas James
He’s just gross to look at, in a completely non sexual way. Do you think he knows he looks like shit?
Xavier Moore
You’re gonna have to back to lebbit
Austin Cooper
It was on his story so it’s gone now.
Evan Wood
Low IQ bait
Ryder Martin
Yeah its pretty cringe
Brody Diaz
Is this the bloatlords girlfriend
Nicholas Reed
ok zoomer
Lincoln Morales
>problem glasses >greasy skin >disgusting tattoos
Asher Ross
Eh? You what?
Connor Price
So first of all. He’s not strong my any standard. He’s mediocre at best. No one should listen to him. Second he’s an entitled douchebag that thinks he’s the shit.
Let’s talk about the beard. Like having a beard used to mean something. It usually meant you were laid back and cool. Now every douche has one. Including him. And it’s not even a good one. It’s scraggly and unhealthy looking. Like shave or trim it dude
Xavier Richardson
>muslim shave before a terror attack >mossad
You fucking retard. You dont know shit about islamism.
Camden Bennett
you managed to use a pic of the only guy even cringier than thrall
Daniel Martinez
get a load of this guy
Julian Cooper
yeah he blows. his videos are too long and he cant present for shit
Kayden Murphy
Seeing him repeatedly fail this atlas stone nowhere near getting it up is when I realized how much of a joke of a manchild he really is: youtube.com/watch?v=CzulKtZW7Fs&t=6m13s
Mason Clark
isn't his back squat only around 230kg why is he trying a 200kg stone?
Juan Harris
for clicks dumbass
Henry Ramirez
Good god hearing that stupid bitxh yell every attempt was makin me way madder than it should have lmao i cant fucking stand women in the gym desu.
Also lol at him changing every little thing each attempt and walking further and further backwards. Youre not missing the lift because your shirt and your shirts retard...most strength lifters are so annoying lol
Colton Wood
Well that was cringe
David Peterson
>maybe if i tie my shirt >maybe if i pull up my pants >maybe if i tie my hair kek i fucking hate the women screaming, that shit is so distracting, it's in every single big lift video fucking ever and it ruins all of them
Julian Richardson
It's also to disguise the shape of his fucked up head. Look for a pic of him without the beard, he has a head shaped like a lightbulb.
Jackson Gray
I know a strength lifter and he's exactly the same. Every failed lift is due to something else. One time even blamed the sun being in his eyes.
Close your eyes m8, don't need eyes to deadlift.
Caleb Young
Hot af whats her name
Austin Jackson
nigger detected
Jacob Rodriguez
T. Low t cumskin
Brayden Edwards
nigger fragility
William Bennett
I thought he was in the Marines?
Parker Miller
tf you on about she's literally a fat mess
Grayson Jackson
Doesnt know the difference between nametags and tripfags. You should just go
Julian Anderson
This is what I’m talking about. Why listen to a guy about lifting if he’s not even good at lifting
Ethan Mitchell
Need sauce too.
Benjamin Davis
Dairyfairy are you still mad he’s a successful youtuber and gym owner and you aren’t?
Brody Richardson
>can't autismtext >still sees namefags and tripfags back2reddit, nigger
It sucks that retard Tom is holding him back >islamism Looks like you dont either
Dylan Price
Pretty sure you're thinking of nether Why the fuck are there so many blonde guys with long hair in the fitness community. And I say this as a blonde guy with long hair
Jaxson Mitchell
Currently growing out my blonde hair to join the crowd. I blame vikings.
Cameron Cook
It’s fine If you can actually grow a beard.
Ethan Peterson
What does the hair on my face have to do with the hair on my head?
