Damn, another fucking mermaid got caught in the netting I set out this morning.
When will these sea bitches FUCK OFF? Goddamn...
I can't sustain a livelihood without any edible catch.
Anyone else hate these fucking creatures?
Damn, another fucking mermaid got caught in the netting I set out this morning
Robert Peterson
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Gabriel Ramirez
WHEN WILL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS OF THE SEA GET OUT!?!
Hudson Gomez
kek @ this pic
You should watch Muromi if you like mermaids. It's a hidden gem of comedy.
Colton Roberts
Looks like you're going to have to put mermaid on the menu
Matthew Harris
The nutty laws of the 21st century consider them sentient and thus cannot be eaten. We just have to tolerate these fisshy blights as they continue to wreak havoc near our shores.
Japan would probably eat them though
Camden Ramirez
Just cut off half of he fish part and sell that then use the rest for a whore house or something.
Jayden Howard
That would be highly illegal and immoral. I'm not familiar with mermaid biology but she would doubtfully survive to be used in you latter suggestion, not that I would want to; Human women's genitalia already smell like a fishmarket, imagine the stench of a MERMAID!
Xavier Ortiz
Can't you cooperate with them since they're sentient and catch some fish together?
Blake Allen
Be nice to the pretty fish ladies
Kayden Bennett
There are reports of that happening off the coast of Brazil with dolphin girls, though I haven't seen anything like that happen where I am.
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Daniel Walker
probs smells like nothing. besides it's not like you gotta stick your dick in there. sex is when you grope her tits and she squirts out some eggs and you nut on them.
Jaxon Murphy
>sex is when you grope her tits and she squirts out some eggs and you nut on them.
kek
David Barnes
Anyone else have any questions about mermaids? Seems like you non-coastal inland fags have it good....
Easton Jones
Unlike you coastal poorfags we can afford raising beefy cowgirls instead of scavenging for seafood to survive.
Alexander Collins
Damn sounds like you guys are living it up, easy mode.
Do you work at a farm by chance? Pics?
Ian Sanchez
An acquaintance on mine keeps at least one at home. He asked me to help with milking once, but I'm too awkward around the cow, so he just had to suck it up and do it himself.
Isaiah Sanders
Must be nice for your friend, having a inhome supply of milk from cowgirls. Commodities tend to be expensive out here but I suppose he pays for it in his labor.
What's the country life like?
David Murphy
You're looking at this the wrong way, just take the ones you've captured, and turn them into your personal prostitutes.
Michael Fisher
It's illegal and I don't want to do it, besides I don't have the means to keep her alive or the privacy,
Anthony Hughes
Sirens are better than mermaids. But are they the same thing?
Lucas Martin
They are said to be a subspecies of the common mermaids. Generally they are more well behaved and less disruptive then mermaids, with a more developed culture. They don't lure ships to their doom anymore like the legends sayanymore that is.
Pic related is a smol pet siren girl people tend to buy. They can sing to you in the mornings as a wake up call!
Cooper Scott
Where does the siren pet girl poop
Isaiah Gonzalez
girls do not poop!
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Isaac Powell
Less disruptive? Bullshit, I was living near a beach for a while, and damned things wouldn't shut up at night forcing me to plug my ears just to get a few hours of sleep. What a fucking nuisance.
Jayden Martin
Strange. They've been pretty passive the ones I've seen.
What beach if I may ask?
Parker Thomas
I want to become a mermaid girl? What's the first step? I can swim pretty well and I've always had a connection with water, I also want to swim in the nude just like a real mermaid.
Jonathan Hernandez
They are an entirely different race. You can't become one. Maybe try befriending one if you'tr interested in them?
Dolphin girls are kind enough creatures and sometimes sociable. You can even swim with them and they will give you rides.
Kayden Young
*ahem*
Shark girls = BASED
Dolphin girls = cute and BASED
Siren girls = BASED
Common Mermaid = SEA NIGGERS
Fuck mermaids
Oliver Ortiz
Yeah, they're always sexually assaulting men who go swimming.
They should just fuck off already.
No one wants them around.
I went to the beach today and the flags were up that said dangerous sea life.
Fuck mermaids.
David Martin
Unless she's a sea centaur.
Alexander Wood
You can't. If you have a magic sealskin you can become a selkie though.
Andrew Flores
>he doesn't eat mermaid pussy
b r u h
William Parker
>even contemplating the thought of it
wtf bro
Mason Cox
SMELLY FISH PUSSY: BEGONE
Adrian Ross
I got raped by a mermaid but to be fair I deserved it