Mfw I'm out of coom

I..... I CAN'T STOP..... COOOOOMING EVERYWHERE!

LOOK AT THESE ABS BITCH
FUCK THEM PUSSY WEIGHTS
JUST COOM WHEN EVER YOU CAN

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almost wanted to go coomer just now, but this thread convinced me not to cooooooooooom.

i coom more after the coomer meme, but now I feel happy afterwards and not filled with regret

i cant stop thinking about porn

>when you use the last coom of the day and have to wait for it to respawn

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You could have a life filled with joy in different activities, and in all these possibilities, you decided to stay in your room to masturbate 24 seven, Fuck coomers and fuck jannies

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My coom goes boom all over the room

i didnt choose this and i couldnt stop even if i wanted to

What did he mean by this?

yes, all supplements, and then some

unlimited coom works

I wish they hadn't removed the b from coomber. people dont even recognize it was a play off the doomber :pensive:

GUESS WHAT

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COOOOOOOOM

heh nothing personnel

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wtf does this even mean, theres no y axis

Lul whenevr i have to take a drug test i take flomax to help me piss in front of people

Little did i knownfirst time taking it i didnt know a common side effect was retrograde ejaculation. Aka you nut and instead of shooting out your urethra it gets shit into tour bladder. I busted a nut and NOTHING happened. Not a drop. Inwas freaking out lmao. Didnt even last 24 hrs though

trips confirm.
Cooomers RISE UP

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did it hurt ?

>your brain on coom

COOM CLAP
JERKING TO THOTS
AND I BEAT MY DONG ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
COOM CLAP
IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
COOM ALL OVER ME COOM ALL OVER ME NOW

holy fuck i cant breathe, coomposting is the greatest thing to happen to this site all fucking year

i need sauce on this

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thanks for posting a graph so small its worthless

coomer meme is way 2 funny lads

how

because its an actual good use of wojak posting and accurate for half this websites users

what song is this ?

its an epidemic not a joke

Same

Boom Clap by Charli XCX. The spin class at my gym always plays it at least once a week, so I'll be lifting and that fucking song starts reverberating through the wall.

coomers dont even feel bad about themselves, maybe coomposting will help them see how disgusting and degenerate their habit is. if you care so much start a campaign faggot, its funny.

Yes you can, go to a therapist if you have too. It's an addiction, and can be overcome with self control and discipline

>coomer

>all 3 coomposters jerking themselves off over how funny their epic unforced meme is
>whenever I see one of them trying to push their shit on any other board they're met with ridicule
It's hilarious. Please keep coomposting on /tv/ bros, we always dunk on you hard and it makes my night

>and can be overcome with self control and discipline
i tried multiple times but i literally couldnt stop, the urge of porn is too powerful

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Reminds me of something I heard in TFIOS

This is great

he's just like me!

this coomer shit is the best thing to come out of this board for months

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more like they're met with triggered mod deleting the thread

Not possible. I broke my addiction to food, dropped 120lbs, became outgoing, different person entirely but I cannot stop cooming. I just need to tug tug tug 3-4 times a day one after another, every few days.

Just drink some milk

MIMO (milk in milk out)

coomer. kys.

whats your records for cooms in a day lads?
11 here

4
fell asleep before i could get a 5th

7

Oh look it's another unlabeled graph where nobody know what the fuck it's showing.

I am only how the good lord made me.

pathetic excuse to keep cooming.

Coomposting and /nofap/ should be banned like /sig/
Fuck retarded forced meme coomposters

I’m 100% convinced coomedposters are glowniggers

>I don't like thing that means it's forced!

How?

AHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUCK
vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

vocaroo.com/i/s1k5N2N3GV4o

>the new tantra
Nice reliable source you got there

Fuck guys the CIA is trying to stop us masturbating!! It's all part of their evil plan!

Based coommind posters

>mfw unironically coomed four times today and it's not even lunch time

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Someone vocaroo this

Dont worry bro I got you

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Is this a reference to the new hyde wars episode?

>implying chad didnt let himself get beheaded on purpose so that he could steal coomer's body

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IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

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is this a forbidden jutsu?

youtube.com/watch?v=2wyXsQPp-Ak

WE LOVE TO COOM

redpill me lads. should i just keep cooming back to back until i run dry, and then start back up once i am replenished? is that the secret to massive gains?

>foreplay
>days

what