Redpill me on pole fitness

Redpill me on pole fitness

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coombrain etc etc

Thers a pole in our gym and some sexy thot called me over to prove a point to a couple of girls she was teaching. She asked if i could hold my bodyweight with my arms. I couldnt. Then she does these made tricks. I got an erection in my tracksuits and it was obvious. Everyone noticed.

I dont like pole dancing.

whore

nice

>I got an erection
>From a dance which sole purpose is to give you erection
>I dont like pole dancing.
Stop repressing your sexuality

What brand of tracksuit?

did you COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?

>not being able to do a human flag to put those whores in their place
Son, I am disappoint.

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honestly the cutest part of that was her jumping up

bismillah brother

>Yakuza 3 theme starts playing

Requires a ton of athleticism. Whores and strippers besides the point.

It's just another female cope to act like sluts in order to let off some steam

Just let them have their thing and see the potential in it, being able to have a 24/7 stripper that doesn't cost a thing unless you're willing to wait for Halloween every year

Get your Girl into Pole fitness if you want a happy long lasting relationship where she doesn't turn into a fatty.

That guy is probably 5'6" and weighs 125lbs. Not to mention you have to practice countless hours specifically to do that. A useless trick.

It's great for whores that want attention.

>A useless trick
>gives inmense core and shoulder strength
really makes you think

Stripping is one thing. Doing Chinese pole acrobatics seems about as slutty as a gymnastics routine.

You dont masterbate to gymnastics?

Sounds like it's right up your alley.

Poles dont fitness
we drink wodka kurwA

I masturbate to a lot of things, not all of them slutty. I'm omnivorous. If you can't get off to a middle school principle doing administrative work you're a porn addict.

Incel.

sluttery disguised as exercise

Any form of exercise done in public with skin visible is sluttery disguised as exercise. Unfortunately that particular redpill is often too big to swallow.

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Massive cope.

Cope more fatso

t. moslem

There's ways for a girl to excercise without doing whore dances

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>wearing shorts
>doing lewd movements
whore

imagine

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cope

What leads a normal, reasonably attractive, straight male to have so much vitriol over anything that can be considered sexual from the opposite sex?

They're not having sex :(

looks like this could be in gymnastics if they also involved a vertical pole.
Just do gymnastics

whores will whore.

When you can't meet a respectable woman because every single one acts like a whore, it is easy to get resentful of whores.

Islam was a mistake.

If you're a woman with a good body, absolutely useful skill to learn. I doubt there's been a better time in history to have this skill.

If you're a man, it's just strength and dex training, and a party trick that turns basic bitches into screaming chimps. Do other more useful exercises.

DYEL tier

For whores

>he can't even lift himself

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The girl that do this have very nice bodies except for the very broad shoulders which makes them look manly and disquisting. Hotties shouldnt swim or poledance, ok it gives them hot asses and bellies, but the manly broad shoulder look really ruins it

Could it be possible that said respectable women are turned off by your penchant for calling women like this whores? I mean unless she's charging for sex she's not acting like a whore, right? This is basically a gymnastics routine.

The best pole dancers in the world are men.

t. low test

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>a party trick that turns basic bitches into screaming chimps
This could be said about gymnastics generally.

>Hotties shouldnt swim

t.faggot

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What is jumping

Big difference between pole sport and stripping (though the brainlets on this board will never understand that stripping requires taking clothes off, go figure). Most of the girls at the club are complete hacks.

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