User in Amsterdam here. About to fuck a hooker for the first time. What should I expect?

That's fraud. If that happens OP could just report it to the cops and walk away

>pay to fuck a blown out whore with your dick stuck into a weird smelling slimy sleeve so you can brag to friends
The state of men

Not relevant to the discussion at hand, but that photo OP provided is pretty cool. I think I wanna create something like that in Roblox studio now...

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Relax and just beee yourself. But for real they will do a 50 euros for starters then probably 30-50 euros for every 20 minutes of sex. Won't do anal unless you pay extra. Otherwise happy shopping! The women who work the red lights near the canal are almost all smoking hot Eastern Europeans and they do a good job. Go there looking your best and enjoy their bodies, definitely give them some foreplay so they are wet and you are hard before sex. Be happy about getting a nice hooker, the women like their jobs and also like when you are pleased. Make a few quiet but pleasurable moans for them so they know you're liking it. Also don't complain about the price, the windows cost like 80 euros an hour for the hookers to rent and they need to make a profit, and then there are fees they gotta pay to whore. So all in all pretty good value for the quality of sex. It's a once in a lifetime chance, throw down some racks and fuck a 9/10 Ukranian qt doing whatever you want

its not about the sex its about the connection to your partner

Report to the cops? It was legal for them to charge him which is why he had to pay for it even after leaving the country, they know exactly what they're doing. It wasn't a scam, this is the type of business they run, getting morons to empty their pockets before they even can solicit their service.

Did he pay with a fucking credit card? Top fucking kek.

Nobody's talking about bragging. Some johns just want to fuck

People don't usually brag about banging hookers you dumb roast

lol only normalfaggots brag about their sexual encounters with their bros. true robots keep to themselves and are so desensitized by porn that they only go to hookers

Charging people for stuff they didn't order sounds like fraud to me

Why did he make the thread then stupid fuck?

>give them some foreplay
Going down on a hooker is disgusting, a sure way to get an std

>About to fuck a hooker for the first time. What should I expect?

gee I don't know but the post I've quoted is not bragging about anything

He's asking for advice

You can order something without knowing it costs money. It's called a hustle

because he is a retarded virgin, but not because he wants to show off

You obviously don't lick their pussies pleb. You get behind them and massage their breasts while rubbing their nipples, nibble their ear, and let your hard cock rub between their legs. (Obviously you wear a condom, I had a ribbed one for her pleasure and you could feel her clit bumping over the ribs).

went there, tried to fuck a whore, couldn't get myself to do it.

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've heard.

Very doubtful.

>don't have any money
>go to whores
lmao

That's illegal in the Western world user

Well tell that to the bank. I would trust a friend's word over some random hooker fucker from 4chins.