Wake up earlier

"No.c

chuck norris?

based and sleeppilled

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But I wake up at the stroke of midnight; it is impossible for me to wake up any earlier. If I woke up even a second earlier it would be the previous day, and hence I would be waking up as late as possible.

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that's fucking next level

No

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Based and Weed Monkey Man pilled, yo did you guys see that video of a moose getting hit by a car? lmal shit was fuckin cash

I wake up at 0500 every day and drive to the uni gym

No that's dumb.

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EVERYDAY
NO
MATTER
WHAT

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Go to bed nigga

YOU ARE RIGHT user SAME TO YOU
THAT ALSO GOES FOR YOU BITCH

Look at the timestamp on that dude's pic, he's West Coast

Who else /multiple alarms/ here

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The go to bed even earlier.

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4562558/#!po=0.555556
I really hope that you dont snooze through all of those. I understanding setting extras just in case, but the sleep qaulity is non existent if you keep waking back up every ten minutes.

Same, but not quite that many. I also have the lights on timers.

Woah, that's crazy. Have you ever tried DMT?

Yeah, I'm just paranoid about sleeping through them, no snoozing. I also kind of use them to set my pace.
4:00- start waking up
4:10- get out of bed, start getting ready
4:20- finish getting ready, eat breakfast
4:30- finish breakfast, leave for work
4:40- be at work, getting out of car
It's a little autistic but it works for me. The rest are for days I don't have to be at work til a little later, or days I don't work and just want to wake up early

Didn't read the part where certain people are more alert at night and some more in the morning.
At the end of the day as long as you are getting you stuff done, why does it matter if you wake up at 4am or 8am?

You get at work before 5am? What do you do?
If you work 8 hours you are done at 1:40

Only reason he sleeps so little is because he still has nightmares of being cucked.

This really should be mandatory watching for everyone who cuts sleep so they can do more work (aka play more wow classic)

youtube.com/watch?v=pwaWilO_Pig

I work at a gym! It opens at 5, so I get there at 4:45 to set up. I usually leave around 11am

based, so you're the guy I ignore every day when I walk in at 5:30

IF YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CELLPHONE NEAR YOUR BODY YOU ARE BLASTING YOURSELF WITH EMF RADIATION FOR NO REASON ALL NIGHT LONG
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/31457001/?i=2&from=cellphone cancer

god i hate these fucks him and black squidward.

Poor schizophrenic

i wake up at 5:50am on the weekdays to go to kickboxing class you jarheaded faggot

He looks like a gyarados

But when do I sleep?

Remember this thread when you get diagnosed

Schizo posters dont post links

>Kickboxing class starts at 6am

What the actual fuck

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This guy is such a fucking tool.

>eating breakfast
the best breakfast is fasting

I fapped after 10 days of nofap and it was so quick but amount of semen was enough to impregnate 10 women

where do i keep my phone if i want top tier sperma?

Just get Faraday cage shorts.

I wake up at 9pm

This is wake up earlier stuff is so retarded and ignorant. You need to sleep the same 8 hours a night or however many you require, so waking up early is no better accomplishment, and not going to work any wonders for you either. Your bed time is the only thing that's going to change.

Just got up boys 4:30 let's fucking go boys

bjj is gay and useless in a fight
>HUR LET ME SPREAD MY LEGS AND DROP ON MY BACK NOW I AM GONNA DESTROY YOU IF YOU EVER COME DOWN HE RE TO KISS ME

what actually ends up happening in a real fight is that the one on the floor gets kicked in the fucking face repeatedly until he's either unconscious or dead.

Fights don't fucking start on the ground

IT IS TIME TO WAKE AND RIP BROTGER
REACH THE BOILING POINT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No, I need sleep to recover and get gains

Why this guy looks always pissed off? Or is it just his stage mask? I have his books on pdf but the titles sound quite retard to my untrained ears. Should I read something or is it just a waste of time? What's his best book?

>why yes, i do wake up at 12 in the afternoon, and enjoy leisurely naps

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fuck im tired

Don't need to wake up if you never go to sleep.

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You think you can break ME ?
I was born for pain.

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> All I need is a foot long for me and 6inces for you.

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(I'm not a BJJ practioner)

You are not supposed to drop to the ground and start from there. You are supposed to grapple. As an grapple sistem, BJJ is pretty good.

>the one on the floor gets kicked in the fucking face repeatedly

If you let him kick you. You can't kick nobody if you are dragged into the ground.

>only 8 hours

I unironically sleep 9-10 hours every single day.

Based

I already wake up at 6am to go to my deadend job

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make me, manlet lol

>wake up earlier
>then have to go to bed earlier as well
What's the point? Getting up at 5 am is a fucking meme, get up whenever you like the most, or of course if you have school or work that's when you'll have to be up.

nah it starts at 6:30am
what’s the big deal

>You are not supposed to drop to the ground and start from there.
then why is bjj almost exclusively on the ground? you don't learn self defense in bjj at all

Phone is never in my bedroom. I use a regular digital alarm like back in the day. Bedroom only has a bed, alarm and a bottle of water.

No. I'm up by 05, and that's enough.

I think it's to teach weak minded idiots about self discipline.

I wake up at 6:10 am Jocko and meal prep for work.

Wakie wakie wagie

I don't sleep, I just dream

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Obviously not getting enough sleep and not being consistent in bed times, otherwise you would not need multiple alarms

A get up at 4 on weekdays and 6 on weekends. Im not getting up earlier.

I never understood this retardation. You have to turn off alarm every 10 minutes and not getting any quality sleep anyway.

Actually I went to bed one hour later today and it was surprisingly easier to get up.

Was this series big hit in USA?

Idk if it was a hit but general consensus is that season 1 was kino and the other two are nowhere near as good. I personally loved season 1 and didn't bother watching the other two

He can smile too

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Season 1 had some dark vibes in it. Rare to see so good acting.

I woke up at 4-530 for years. Fuck that noise.

Yeah, McConaughey and Harrelson were great.
Hopefully season 4 has a good plot with good actors as well

why is the advice always to wake up early and not to go to bed early?

This
Also clean your room

You people are so fucking pathetic that you actually think waking up at 5 every day is some sort of superhuman accomplishment

one usually implies the other

Can't wake up

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>tfw start getting headaches and generally feel like shit if i consistently sleep less than 10 hours
8 hours a few nights is fine before it gets bad, 9 hours is a bit better but it still happens eventually. It's annoying because I always feel good when i wake up early because I have so much time to do shit and an extra 2 hours in the day makes a big difference when I do get up early a few days a week.

No. I already wake up at 3:30.

this guy is a moron.