/britfeel/

I'd say there's probably only 2 actually straight lads, most of them would happily shag trannies and wank each other off kek

alri battyboi

I doubt shippy is actually dead. I think it's more likely that he has fucked off britfeel because of the bully and dox or he is still posting and not bringing any attention to him self

Shippy isn't actually dead. Come off it.

Sorry, I fap to their feet so it's not right for me to spam hate.

Have fun though.
Firefox

I think the latter considering he has no social life at all.
Or he downloaded tinder and is swimming in black pussy.

who here /yawn/?
i dont know why i yawn so much

Why do women go on and on about thing no one cares about or does my mom and most women I've talked to have incredibly poor social awareness? How can you talk about a certain subject with someone for 30 minutes while getting short replies and grunts like "yeah", "uh-huh" and not get the memo that this person is not very invested in the topic you are discussing. Like I can't imagine talking about something 30 minutes if I barely get any reaction from it.

Any other Jow Forums here>

>tfw cutting
>depression
>no sex drive

I nervous yawn like if I'm aware someone is looking at me or watching me I yawn. But it's a fake yawn, is this a symptom of tism?

>not bringing any attention to himself
lol I bet he's the one behind all the rumors

he loves being a thread meme the big attention whore

Has that Moni person fucked off then? I don't keep up with the drama on here I just come to find out what you're having for your tea

elinks - you can call me the hackerman

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different user here but i always do a strange shoulder twitch/half shrug thing when i think people are watching me, i must look like a right spazz

Honestly it's not universal to women, a lot of men do this as well. I just shut up if I think someone isn't interested in what I'm saying or sometimes I'll even say "haha am I boring you?"

yes
>depressed
>no motivation
>can feel my gains slipping away

why wont /trannygang/ just fuck off ? got to /lgbt/ or /soc/

Watching a video about the sun exploding and black holes, now I feel a bit panicky and light headed

No one gives a shit about you and your gym, you boring subhuman. Can you fucking human garbage talk about anything but gym, gym, GYM? I hope you break your neck while you waste your time lifting fucking weights over and over again like the braindead cattle you are, you fucking irredeemable waste of space. Die.

WAHEY COLA
was that with Mayuri?

Do you find people talking about the gym a bit annoying then?

*gives your profile 1 star out of 5 on vampirefreaks*

No, to discord they will go.

Yes, I would strangle every single gymtard without even a tinge of consciousness, and you know what? Literally nothing of value would be lost. Mark my fucking words, NOTHING.

>No one gives a shit about you and your gym, you boring subhuman. Can you fucking human garbage talk about anything but gym, gym, GYM? I hope you break your neck while you waste your time lifting fucking weights over and over again Iike the braindead cattle you are, you fucking irredeemable waste of space. Die.

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Kek I don't care about gym or Jow Forums stuff either but don't you think that's a bit of an extreme reaction?

This is unironically the Slovakia lad that hates football and housing in England. This is seeth user in action and his typing style is quite clear
You sit there calling us sub human but at least we don't spend our own time arguing with people all day.

Yes lad
>tfw meant to be bulking
>tfw actually cutting
>tfw depressed and tired and no appetite

I have never been this angry about anything in my entire life I reckon

I'm actually thinking of joining a gym. Better gym. 25 per month no contract. But i think i could probably get a corporate discount because of my job.
Have super skinny arms but big belly.

yeah from their bakery. are those pepper ones the veg 1 they do?, it's alright but they tend to be quite soggy. and nah, the tvlicencewankers admitted defeat. they had to, i threatened them with court action if they didn't stop sending letters, rang up and went apeshit
no not seen that popcorn thing. i usually just get the salted microwave kind
also get nerds whenever i see them, i loved them as a kid
oh and a god tier drink on that aisle is pic related. proper nice ice cold

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Maybe reply to those who replied to your question instead spergy sulkers

/sp/fag here, is Liverpool really that subhuman of a city as it's portrayed by shitposters?

Here's for you sophie poster
youtu.be/aG1nWuYFkTM

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She looks so oof in this video

im drunk as fuck, frosty jacks is pretty good imho

>we don't spend our own time arguing with people all day.
Neither do I, you projecting neet.

You couldn't strangle anyone. Are you angry over the Slovakian government cutting your benefits?

Curiously rolling, for science

really don't like peugots and citreons tbqh

>ha ha, I'll say Slovakia instead of Slovenia xDDDD
>haha so hilarious
>literally dying rn :^DDDDD

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he's literally seething

sulky being a stroppy lil forriner is breddy funny
what a fag eh

Same lid, they all have that gay cosmopolitan bug look

You do lad. Everytime i open the Jow Forums app i see you fighting with someone. Easily one of the biggest spazzers in here and you are not even british

>really don't like pigeons and citrus tbqh

Unironically my favourite flavour of vape

peugot and citreon drivers are always bad drivers too idk why maybe the gay little french cars turn them into gay frenchmen
i do like pigeons and citrus but NOT peugot and citreon
vaping is gay afk btw

Nobody's memeing lad,your country is just so meaningless and unremarkable that it gets easily confused with other meaningless and unremarkable countries.

I've literally never even posted here until like few days ago when I saw those suburbs on Google StreetView and started feeling really intense hatred and loathing towards British people (I've always hated Anglos, but not this much). You're spewing schizo-tier bullshit right now.

czechs and croatians are the only based east europeans

Going to see Noel Gallagher at the end of the month in Cardiff Castle lads.

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I know a Hun and he's alright, my main interactions with him are sharing anime porn though

whats going on with him and liam these days? is noel solo or still with the high flying birds

Slovakia is better than Slovenia tbf
Slovakians are the 6th largest car manufacturer in Europe
Slovenians are the most degenerate gamblers in Europe with the highest percentage of casinos per 1000 inhabitants
Slovenia literally means "Land of the Slavs"

Just legit yawned when I read this. What the fuck!?

frosty jacks. fucking disgusting lad. used to get 3L in 2010 for like 3.95. How much is it now?

>vaping is gay afk btw

It is, but i only do it in my own home and it only hurts me.

Never said you have been posting here for long mong

Aye I like them, they've got a nice smokey taste
Thank god for that was keeping an eye out for a shooting in some english bbc studio kek

There is no one worse than Lithuanians

Literally who cares lad?

Embarrassing lack of self-awareness on your behalf.

I'm kind of worried about the Romanian lad that started posting here the other day. I reckon he's going to drop dead of stress any minute

Not had a fag for 8 days lads.

How many brothers fell victim to the streets?
Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for Shippy

When I was 13 it was 3 quid for the 3L
Mad how shop keepers used to serve me tbqh

one pound for a half litre can still good imo

Still doing his High Flying birds project and Liam is still solo. I still don't think their speaking to each other.

I'm smoking my mom's cigarettes :^)

Pizza's on it's way lads

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I reckon we let him be and get back to chatting about the footy, pints and lifting

yeah they're nice, but i'm addicted to the sweet chili one's.
was tempted to write a letter to the woman who had sent out the letters to me. was thinking about saying, it is illegal to grow cannabis and to make sure you're not doing it i will send some of my friends round to check your house
cheeky bitch

*sighs* off to buy a "pizza wizza" for tea lads

Ate almost 3000 calories today and most likely gonna have more in an hour for my anime watching

My shitposting spree has gone on for too long that I've started doing everyday for the past week

Lol what. They literally have an average IQ of 90, they're certified mongs

Based bulking lad. I've only had 1k but I'm about to cook din dins and I've got plenty of snax from the shop today

Might have a wank but my bed bumps against the thin wall my brother is on the otherside on

I've had about 500 but I've just gotten up

Very nice lad what stuff did you get from the shop? Most my calories came from dinner I had two chicken burgers then a protein shake

britfeel is kinda like the town of Silent Hill

do you hump the bed or something?

Im confused lad why dont you just sit on your desk chair or go to the toilet? Has it got to be the bed

pfft no, I wank but when I start really going at it the bed shakes and bumps into the wall which makes a wee bang

I'd take a picture but I can't be arsed to deal with file size shit. Got kinder bueno (white), lemon muffins, and pringles. Din dins will be chicken wraps with peppers and avocado.

Chicken burgers are great for bulkin'

naughty bf been eating easter egg so no dinner fs

I have to be laying down to have a nice comfy long wank

Have you hands and legs?
If so use the hands to get a hold of the bed frame, then bend your legs using the knee joint, then straighten your legs and lean back. This action should move the bed away from the wall alleviating your masturbatory issues

Are you that bi polar user who was looking for a bf here a while back?

Top tier snacks kinder beunos are class. Hope you enjoy that feast

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