What is Jow Forums's opinion on the health benefits of prostate massage? Especially when combined with kegels?

worst fucking meme.
i fell for it and bought a small butt plug and a dildo and after an hour of loosening up i finally used the dildo and tbqh it didn't feel good. it's like reverse shitting + pain and i wasn't able to shit properly for a week. i didn't even get an erection

Yeah I got the vibrating one, life changing

It's great. I'm straight and its super relaxing. I need a vibrating one or else its not as good. Just lube up stick it in and sit down and relax. After about an hour the sensations get much stronger. Haven't gotten a super o yet but I feel like I've got real close. Also nut post prostate massage are fucking unreal. People saying they didnt enjoy it are probably doing something wrong

It is nigger. I bet you don't even use the communal squat buttplug.

I just put my finger up there a bit and waggle to around while jerking off
makes the orgasms amazing
owning something to stick up there seems like you're crossing a line though

kys thot (((poster)))

Based poopilled Jow Forumsizen, inhale fiber and get poo gains or else never gonna make it.

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I use the njoy wand, super intense multiple orgasms when all goes right, dont always get the handsfree cum though.

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>meme
Did you use lube? Have you ever played with your prostate before or did you actually fucking buy a dildo without knowing whether you like it or not?

The bad dragon chance I bought was one of the best Jow Forums & Jow Forums related purchases I ever made. I started off with a medium but could probably fit a large now

How do i find it up there
I’ve tried and haven’t felt anything

It is normal what the porn dont make me horny but dressing like a women and rub a cucumber in my ass does it.

How far up differs, but generally it's not far up at all, maybe a few inches at deepest. Poke against your wall towards you tummy, you'll know it when you hit it.

>finger gets covered in shit
>smells faintly
erotic

>these are the people giving you advice on your squat form

why the fuck is this thread still up? mods confirmed for faggots

Why so you keep checking it, faggot?

>tummy

It's worse than regular masturbation as far as dopamine depletion.
It's also unnecessary, unless you have an enlarged prostate.

It feels wonderful.

Deja vu or meme?? I swear to Christ in heaven I already saw this thread almost word for word, at least the OP and the posts supporting the OP.

Deja vu this.
youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Png

fag

yea but you'll clean it off with your mouth you little bitch

you’re supposed to use lube, noob

REDPILL ME BROS SHOULD I START PLAYING WITH ONE? WHERE CAN I GET IT, HOW SHOULD I PLAY WITH IT

No it does really exist

The other day I had a massive turd and it hurt a lot so I pushed it out slowly and once it got like halfway through my body just pushed hard against my will to get it out.

Does this ever happen with those toys? Do you ever just uncontrollably push them out?

Does it feel anything at all like shitting?
Sorry for the shitpost

The hands-free is still a myth to me, I always have to push it over the edge with some strokes. Faggots say it's possible though.

Jow Forums

I saw somewhere that if you stop jacking off for a while you get hornier and your prostate is larger/more sensitive and easier to find and abuse. This true or some weird dick chastity BS

Pretty sure it's true, more cum stored = larger prostate and more pleasurable.

FPBP

On an 8 day nofap streak and have a new prostate vibrator arriving today. I feel like its gonna be good.

What's a big thing like that feel like compared to like a small 4inch massager? I'm curious but I've never actually done an in and out motion just kinda stuck it in and let the vibrations do the work

Wait you did nofap AND got an amazon prostate massager? Was your plan to get through nofap by switching to analingus???

It's hard to say user. I feels good I guess...
Imagine being pinned down with nothing stopping you from being fucked. And you are about to receive the seed of your dominator...
Imagine him pulling down your panties lifting your skirt and stroking your balls, him feeling the rim of your little boy hole and lubing it up. He reaches inside of your shit and begins to grab inside of your training bra. All you can do is moan as he grabs your non existant breasts. Then him pushing on you with is throbbing member. Even if you dont want it your still going to get it. Imagine him pushing inside of you and you moan. You can feel him climax inside as he pumps his warm cum into your rear and as you sit there in the afterglow of your climax he whispers sweet lovey things Into your ear. You are his now and you love every second of it.

That's how it feels for me.

Bump

just end yourself, christ.

Hmmmmmmmmmm
No

based

>tfw op really is a faggot

>kegels
>not fitness

I bet you don’t even know what kegels are huh faggot?

Enjoy your no-penis gains

Reminder to do your kegels or start saving money for adult diapers.

So let me get this straight Jow Forums; I’ll stick this in my butt, do some breathing exercises and I can get a hands free orgasm eventually?

If it doesn’t happen the first or second time how can it happen later?

based post

Its called homosexual fantasies and newfags like yourself wouldn't understand. If it doesn't work the first few times keep trying. After a Jow Forums user has been here long enough they turn into
Quite sad actually!
We need to

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Ive had one before, felt literally amazing, not just better than but way different than regular cumming, and it didn't stop until my hand cramped up. Took like 40 minutes to get there though

kek

sounds gay i prefer to eagerly ride cock and think of a hot anthropomorphic femboy moaning like crazy thanks to my tight asshole

why are straightfags so fucking fragile?

>a thread with a shirtless twinky guy saying "how do I get a body like this" or some thread joking around ironically like this

"FUCKING BAN THIS GAY SHIT YOU'RE BURNING IN HELL FAGGOT"

>tinder threads
>braphog threads
>PUA/redpill shit
>"self improvement"
>cringy motivation pics
>ecelebs

"DUDE BOARD CULTURE XD"

This
I don't think it is a stronger O, but it is longer, like twice longer and can get a lot of smaller ones afterwards not as intense, for some reason this is way more relaxing than tapping, after doing it all my problems are gone for a while, I hate that it's so messy sometimes, on a regular day I think it's not worth all the preparation (like enemas and stuff) and time but after a really stressful week it sort of resets my stress bar.

>ironically

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That's about the hottest thing I've read all day user. You should write fanfiction!

You can find videos online

post more

small-minded faggot

i haven't messed with this stuff much, but i've heard that your body can get in a kind of feedback loop where it pulls it in and pushes it out on its own

Fuck you this thread survives.

Honestly I've been thinking of doing kegels and shit just so I don't shit my pants when I get old.

Holy shit this thread

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>all this anal faggotry
what the fuck just get a fleshlight you retards stop this gay shit

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Properly pleasure your prostate and your cum streams will be thicker and stronger than that man's projectile vomit.
Only people with fragile sexualities are gonna 'turn gay' if they play with their prostates - if something like that gets you into guys, were you ever not into them in the first place?

>we do both

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kek, made me laugh

Am so high rn brahs, wtf is with this gay shit?

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First time i tried this holy shit it really feels good

>jacking off earlier
>suddenly realizing I was using my hand to get off
>a mans hand
I’ve realized that all forms of masturbation are inherently gay. If you touch your but? Gay. Shake your peepee after you took a piss? Gay. Wiping your ass? Better believe it. Gay.
Luckily for me I’ve trained my kegel muscles to the point that I can orgasm through sheer willpower. See you later, fags.

You really keep it in there for an hour? I thought they were used like dildos

this

faggot kill yourself

>why are straightfags so fucking fragile?
nice projection you sissy, faggots are gross, they are child molesters and rapists. Just kill yourself. you know you don’t feel pleasure any more suicide is your only redemption now

Weirdest squat plug I ever seen

Plugs in the energy leaks! Anyone tried one of those at the gym to see how it affects performance?

it's not stored in the prostate my friend

I'd blow so many loads into that

the absolute state of this board

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You don't have to put stuff up your butt because some strangers online told you to. Just sit down and relax, place your thumb at the base of your dick and reach around your balls with your index and middle finger. Now you can squeeze down on the inside part of your penis indirectly stimulating the prostate. If pressing down on it isn't good enough try some circular motions or going back and forth but always make sure to be super relaxed whether you're hard or not. Even if this is not as effective as internal stimulation the convenience alone makes it worth it

Yes i was having a real long session one time and were really pounding my ass with a dildo and my body pushed it out every minute.

BODYBUILDERS ARE GAY?
YOU DON'T SAY

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