Newfags

aight, newfag here (is that what they're called?)

only heard of Jow Forums from the reddit posts, have a few quick questions

> post the year you started using Jow Forums/started posting

>whats the majority of posts on Jow Forums?

> if not Jow Forums, what are good boards for finding greentext stories?

don't want to be a fucking nerd and look up wiki hows to using this site

well, Jow Forums, what should i expect?

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gb2reddit

(You)

Go to pol
Or go back to red you fucking faggot

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Based Redditbro. What subreddits you use senpai? I came here from r/The_Donald last week.

Buy Skyrim again.

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but i already did toddalamapai

But did you buy the new deluxe edition with additional crotch support guaranteed for 2 years?

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Did you come here due to the reddit redesign? the sites gonna end up like digg someday.

also,

>2016
>shitposts
>r9k lol

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this

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I feel proud

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Fixed version

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You mean torrent, right?

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what kind of complete retard made this
has he never seen a fucking flash in his life

I haven't torrented any game. I even bought the elder scrolls anthology.

Who the shit are you quoting?

we're making an updated version for that too
it's the same game but with an updated main menu picture
you better buy it

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Just what I wanted todd thanks

I made it. Anything wrong with it? I can always make an improved version

I love you.

dude sorry no offense but there's a light literally coming out of a random spot on the plastic lmao
the camera he's holding doesn't even have a flash
that's kinda fucked man

who are you quoting?

Should I put the light in the middle at least?

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dunno I don't really care honestly I just wanted to make fun of it

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>not knowing how flas works on a camera
Underage

pretty sure greentexting can not only be used as a quote, but also to emphasize text and use it in storytelling. i'm only using to emphasize my questions by changing the color of the text.

But who is that

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fuck off

I'm 22. It's just forever since I used or seen a camera in action. But I remember it is the camera eye

Serious answer here:
2016
My wife Chino is so cute, ID with kot is not
Idk man, prolly Jow Forums but those guys are pathetic idiots.

How's this edit?

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Better

I even changed the flare type so it is more camera-like.

Yeah I noticed

We won Pepe. We won.

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2007
Animu, frogs and forced memes
Jow Forums and /b/

Excellent bant, my obese friend.

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been lurking on Jow Forums since 2012
I didn't start posting till my 18th birthday which was this year.
I follow rules you niggas

>2009
>Memes, frogs, anime circlejerks
>best greentext stories are found on boards that you don't specifically go to to find greentext stories

Avoid Jow Forums like the fucking plague.

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I absolutely love how much time was wasted into this utterly ridiculous edit

>greentext stories
cringe

>be me
>see post that calls greentext stories cringe
>make this post
>mfw

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Might be interested

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>aight, newfag here (is that what they're called?)
don't tell us, lurk more you faggot

>don't want to be a fucking nerd
where o you think you are?

>and look up wiki hows to using this site
no one other than retards want to spoonfeed you

AYYY FUCKING BASED

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is google so hard to use? what the fuck

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>2014
>gayposting & cute girl LARPing
>/r9gay/ and /b/

Yeah I'm new here too

I don't go on 4 chan a lot because people on here scare me I got a lot to learn


>also I want my girlfriend back rip

le oldefagg spotted u r sooo kewl

pol and reddit. What's the difference?

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>pathetic idiots.
Says the street shitter.

>implying there is a difference
y-your gay!

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Um sweetie thanks for stoping but you're completely doing it wrong.
If you want to be cool with bant then you need to give us your mother's maiden name, what highschool you went too, and your birthday!
Also you need to provide us with a photo that shows your current mailing address and your legal name! Preferably it'll be from your bank, that way we can wire transfer you any money that is owed from your post!!

>thinks there isn't a difference

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>discovered it in 2005, didn't start posting till '06
>faggotry
there's more funny things outside of greentexts, you just have to be original.

Y'all niggas are homosexual.
As long as you shut the fuck up and don't post anything retarded (preferably, don't even post at all), /tg/ has plenty of stories to tell.
I'd spoonfeed him some shit if he was half genuine and this wasn't the crappiest bait of all time.

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>Trying this hard to shame us frogposters
Cute.

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Shitting in an ceano of piss.