DEVILISH

>be natty
>still say im on steroids so i look hardcore and riskpilled

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>See this retarded thread i want to die
>Still comment anyway

D E V I L I S H

>browse fit
>actually not

>small gym
>3 cubical changing rooms, proper doors not stall doors
>release gruesome fart
>do random shit on equipment that has clear view of changing room doors
>enjoy

Post body

>gym receptionist says good morning
>i only say morning instead of a good morning

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> deadlift
> still alive
God is cruel

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>guys asks me about my glutes
>say I got them from fucking his mother

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> be me
> gym receptionist
> rush hour
> queue forming at my desk
> 10 ton Terry finally gets to me check in
> 'sorry about the weight, sir'

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>you natty?
>no im fatty

lole blazoopers. Screencap this to reddit for infinite upvotes

> be me
> benching lmfao2pl8
> 'hey bro, how many sets have you got left'
> 'Oh, I don't even work out, just some press ups before bed'
> spin 360 and go back to benching lmfao2pl8

lmao good one

Underrated

>deadlift
>use mixed grip

HAhahahahahahahhahahahah

>be 6ā€™4ā€
>tell girls Iā€™m just 6 foot even
>they all think every other dude is insecure about their height and they are trying to squeeze a few inches in

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>dips station
>guys ask how much left
>I say 5 sets
>I actually work in smith machine next to dips station and use it as towel holder

>someone asks how many pull-ups I can do
>tell them my chin-ups number

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>have no story for thread
>post anyways
D E V I L I S H

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>posting anime to trigger people
FUCKING DIABOLICAL

>replying to anime poster
U N G O D L Y

>deliberately give out feel-good bullshit advice to dyels because i dislike competition