>be natty
>still say im on steroids so i look hardcore and riskpilled
DEVILISH
>See this retarded thread i want to die
>Still comment anyway
D E V I L I S H
>browse fit
>actually not
>small gym
>3 cubical changing rooms, proper doors not stall doors
>release gruesome fart
>do random shit on equipment that has clear view of changing room doors
>enjoy
Post body
>gym receptionist says good morning
>i only say morning instead of a good morning
> deadlift
> still alive
God is cruel
>guys asks me about my glutes
>say I got them from fucking his mother
> be me
> gym receptionist
> rush hour
> queue forming at my desk
> 10 ton Terry finally gets to me check in
> 'sorry about the weight, sir'
>you natty?
>no im fatty
lole blazoopers. Screencap this to reddit for infinite upvotes
> be me
> benching lmfao2pl8
> 'hey bro, how many sets have you got left'
> 'Oh, I don't even work out, just some press ups before bed'
> spin 360 and go back to benching lmfao2pl8
lmao good one
Underrated
>deadlift
>use mixed grip
HAhahahahahahahhahahahah
>be 6ā4ā
>tell girls Iām just 6 foot even
>they all think every other dude is insecure about their height and they are trying to squeeze a few inches in
>dips station
>guys ask how much left
>I say 5 sets
>I actually work in smith machine next to dips station and use it as towel holder
>someone asks how many pull-ups I can do
>tell them my chin-ups number
>have no story for thread
>post anyways
D E V I L I S H
>posting anime to trigger people
FUCKING DIABOLICAL
>replying to anime poster
U N G O D L Y
>deliberately give out feel-good bullshit advice to dyels because i dislike competition