Mr. Grey will see you now

Mr. Grey will see you now.

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>according to jews

no one liked this movie

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Do roasties not realize that he works out for that body? Do they assume that all men will have roid-tier bodies if they spend just 2 days in the gym per week?

isnt that nigga like 30 something?

This is a movie for 50 year old women.

Women in their 20s are not interested in this

yeah its not be billionaire part they liked its all about his personality

That is not a roid body it is rather attainable, even for someone who's like 150

>most desired man in Hollywood

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I fucking hate this guy. I hope he dies

why so bitter my friend

If he bulked a bit and keep a lean diet. He could be a Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love

He's jealous. And if he replies to this post, he's jealous AND trying to cope.

What's wrong with being 30 something billionaire

>roid tier body

user... Please post what you think the Natty limit is. Also post body or at very least height, weight, and some of your one rep maxes.

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u stupid. for some people thats literaly their baseline - thats how they look without working out. and i'm pretty sure he's shorter than me, so don't give that cliche "muh manlets" bullshit

You ruined Count of Monte Cristo

this faggot ganked me in STV i have my reasons

they shouldve got bale

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Foids care about HEIGHT, FACE, AND FRAME. Working out increases your SMV by maybe 2%.

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IM FUCKING ZYZZ BRO

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He clearly works out tho and has better body than 95% of Jow Forums.

>most desired man in Hollywood

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YES
100% this

he didn't say that THIS body was a roid-tier body. He just pointed out that women think that every man looks like this without ever working

>They wanted me to bulk up for the part

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cope incel

>former fattie turned gigachad
based cavill, he's /ourguy/

i think he would have played that character better but i also dont think that he would have been willing to insult himself by playing that retarded role

He would have commanded a much higher fee than some lame no-name faggot looking for his first major break.

>half a billion at the box office from wet seats everywhere

this is still a body you have to work out, pretty frequently naturally. His body fat is a bit high but there's still some muscle there.

Learn English faggot

>Please post what you think the Natty limit
Jeff Cavaliere AthleanX Dot Com

>that chest
>those arms
>visible abs

He clearly works out though, even if its just simple calisthenics stuff

Don't blame you, you can't forget something like that.

Most people don't even know that guy's name

user, I'm sorry you got room temperature-IQ replies. I understood you right away.

Jeff is clearly on hrt doses at the very least, and probably blasted when he was younger.

Literal perfection

>neckbeards sweating even though the theatre is blasted with AC
beautiful

no you are fucking fatfuck

What dat on the right?

Post body

Scoliozyzz

Post body

lmfao

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgA0kbWa4d4
The guy can do a planche
Tons of ppl more aesthetic than him can't do a planche
Go out and fucking lift or do cali
Stop coping and getting dysmorphia on the boards of 4chins

I look better than him and I'm fairly certain I'm taller than him as well

More proof that women care more about money than body

bro every girl back in 2015 used to read the book

actually they care about your overall masculinity more

this. I have huge frame but small hands and shit fucking 4.5 inches girth fuck my fucking life. fuck you too OP.

This fuckin dude is JACKED. Leave it to Jow Forums to think that any guy not utterly /frauded/ out being insufficiently muscled.

literally pray for a bigger dick. what is stopping god from getting your girl wet

what the fuck is this even mean kek?

I've been in the gym 2 weeks and look like this. I've made it boys

how else will you improve your chances, realistically speaking?

there is no chance for a pencil dick user.

yes that's why I'm suggesting pic related

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that's not a planche lmao. your arms have to be locked, not bent

Damn, is Padme wearing a bra made of pearls in bed?

>this fucking scene
I think I finally understand what women mean by "the male gaze" because this is the inverse of it. I'm not really bothered by it though, wish I could get mired by a qt nympho like in this movie.

I'm not even gay but I can tell Henry Cavill looks more attractive that this dude. Anyone got that webm of Henry on the couch next to the blonde girl mirin him?

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Literally fucking this.
Hollywood molds the preferences of the retards who eat up their shit movies like candy

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>by all accounts a cool dude
>good looking
>actually swole
>equal parts gigachad and chill person who plays vidya.

Why user

That's an increadibly low bar though. I looked like that 6 months into lifting and I started out as an absolute skinnyfat

>that no weight on the bar
embarrassing

>"just be a handsome rich dude with a sex dungeon and go up and talk to her"

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He moggs me

Wtf I just realized I hate Hayden's chest with a burning passion

He would have made that movie watchable but I doubt he'd do it.

That's not true at all lmao.

check those trips lads

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> realistic
> help from god
Yeah ok buddy

>baseline
yeah no, you new around here?

retard-tier reading comprehension

Oh shit. KEK

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Hope

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Enough people liked it that they finished making the whole series into movies. Must’ve been profitable for someone.

Retarded virgin cope

Women really care about your charisma, looks, and money. If you’re really hot and funny you can get laid easily with no money. Same If you’re wealthy and charismatic looks aren’t as important. Obviously being super rich or an uberchad aesthetic will tip the scales so that you can be a narcissistic prick and most wymyn will be stumbling over each other to get a chance at you. They’re looking at your viability as a mate first and foremost, not your “frame” loser.

He looks like shit

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Why is he so perfect, bros?

Holy shit, more. Talk about inspo

she just came

That's not a planche you fucking retard, it's a body lever, and it's the difference between 1-6 months of training and 3-4 years of training.

That is absolutely a planche. You hang for levers

the levers you hang for are front, back and side(not exactly hanging but w/e) . At best you could call it a bent arm planche, but this is several orders of magnitude easier than a full planche.
This is even worse than those people doing street workout doing planches with banana back

that's a kek from me

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>"foids"
>"SMV"
ask me how i know you've never seen a vagina in person

150 is a bit old isn't it

he doesnt, jeff is just a massive weirdo
he has autism moments, I truly beleive him in the one cheat meal a day

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This.
It's 33% status, 33% looks and 33% behaviour (and 1% autism).
Status could be anything depending on the context. In school that would be popularity, in the real world it's usually money. Looks are the face, height and overall body. The behaviour is what it is, if you're confident or the bad type of weirdo. If you're lacking one you can always bump the others to some extend.

>most desired man in Hollywood

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American Psycho is basically already a good version of fifty shades desu

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women and retarded men think they'll look like roiders with 2 minutes of heavy weight work. They're fucking retarded.