What's the craziest shit that happened in the boys locker room?

>be me
>live in the middle east
>no locker room at school
>no need for locker room as all segregated schools are the norm
>the end

Hey, there was a post on r/doom exactly about this earlier. See you on Reddit!

Not a single thing, now that I think of it.
We were too busy pushing or throwing each other into the girls locker room.

we had 3 changing rooms and 3 gyms. So occasional It would happen that we were were changing clothes after gym class and some girls had to change clothes after us. I remember very well that some girls didnt want to change clothes while we were still in there but then some girls would say; what does it matter, when you are swimming they can see just as much. which wasnt really true. because some girls wore g strings. but they couldn't whitstand the group pressure. sometimes it was the other way around and girls were just finished with gym class but then we would wait outside.

Events like these are what turn niggas gay

Football chad gave another one a purple-nurple so hard he actually twisted his nipple off

nothing really, but once i was like sitting there and there was this guy with loose boxers on and his naked single ball (he apparently lost one or it was just a joke) hang like 5 inches from my face. i still have nightmares

Competitive masturbation

in sweden we have a "game" called "runkbulle" where a bunch of dudes jack off and cum onto a cinnamon bun. whoever cums last loses and has to eat it

Stop that, stop that this instant.

stop what. imm not doing anything

Your sickening games

some brownie stole my pokemon gameboy games

No way did you also have runkbulle?
I fucking loved that

Some guy pissed on a wall and only got 1 day of in school suspension.

A negroid pissed on someone and flushed some clothes down the toilet

Some black dude came up behind a curry, got his jacket and pulled it into like a rope, reached over the curry from behind and pulled the jacket on his feet. Guy lost three teeth

some guy dared insult my leather gymfit
fuck him

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I had sex. With a dude. In my ass. It was definitly a wierd time.

Shooting dice, gambling, fighting, cologne bombs, gay dudes taking extra long to change because they either walk around in their boxers or watch every one else, and more. It was like a Martin Luther King bulovard shoved inside a locker room.

Yeah man I'm usually pretty straight but ever since then I do like to admire young feminine gay Asian twinks that look like cute asian girls.

Once they get old enough to graduate college though I'm totally over it.

Still would rather fuck a pussy but if trapped on a desert island with a short, girly 16 year old Japanese boy that loves dick, well...

some retard tried to force another guy to suck his dick. we were about 11.

One of the hand dryers in the bathroom in our locker room was so fucked up, it would always make this loud mechanical rattling noise whenever you turned it on. One day someone turned it on and a fucking shower of sparks started pouring out of it for a solid 5 minutes straight.

some masculine guy saw my fat ass and slapped it while i was changing, the event confused me because i liked it.

Oh fuck, this reminds me.

Screecher boy and the pubes.

>6th grade
>Be hairy, rotund and tall 13-year-old. Pic related.
>Have to change in and out of gym outfit everyday, its a bit too tight since I transferred to the school and they were already out of XLs.
>3 weeks in, be changing, underwear get caught on shorts as I'm taking them off.
>Guy who I barely know sees my bush before I can pull it up, screeches something.
>My sausage fingers are too fast, pulls up my underwear before anyone can look at me.
>Other, skinnier dudes call both of us fags for looking at each other. Crisis averted.

>Getting near the end of the year, I've noticed that the guy has been looking at me ever day since I flashed my pubes.
>Everyone gets out of the locker room except for me and him; my paunch makes my undressing take longer.
>I am currently shirtless, bent over, pulling up my normal jeans, when screecher boy approaches me.
>Feels my greasy-ass head hair
>Wtf.mp4
>Right myself up, I'm about 2 inches taller than him.
>He puts his hand right on my man tits and tries to kiss my neck
>I am stunned, just stand there, holding his shoulders away
>He realizes I'm not into what he's doing
>"Uh, I'm so sorry, I thought that's why you..."
>My fucking pube flash made someone come out of the closet.
>Never talked for the rest of the time I was in that middle-school.

Rip my man screecher boy. I feel sort of bad for him.

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