/r9gay/ - #726

Still looking for a mentally ill clingy bf ;-;

I was watching anime when I suddenly felt a strong desire to be violently sodomized and die in my 40s because of all the STDs.

stay there guise there are no gay people here seriously

>league
Big eww

zostaw mnie
:3

there aren't any gay people on /tttt/ either it's all trannies
also
>blue board

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Seeya next thread buddy!

Jokes on you i'm gonna kill myself in my 20s.

Juz nie zyjesz

>tfw no below average height scandinavian bf to watch war movies with

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was never really interested in woman my entire life. Later on I found myself fantasizing about being in a relationship with a guy, and here we are.

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originally women*

any /tf2/ man in?

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Hello I am here, what can I do for you?

Yes I am aware of the "gay death" when gays no longer have anything to live because all they had was sex. Most go get AIDS so they can die in a way that is spiritually connected to homosexuality

tell me something about your crushes anons

>tf2
go home boomer

Meow never had sex
Dont have one because no one would want to date the meow

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when I first started fapping to porn I noticed I was focusing entirely on the dick rather than the pussy. That and lesbian porn didn't even get me hard.

The first time I looked at gay porn I knew then I was a cocklusting faggot. I'd be a normie slut if it wasn't being a socially retarded autistic robot.

You need to be 18+ to post here you fucking zoomer

Can a boomer+zoomer relationship ever work out? Asking for a robot.

Me but I never actually play it anymore after 2.5 k hours

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So, basically, a relationship between a 50 year old and an 16 year old?

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If you mean the meme terms for boomer and zoomer, yes. If you mean an actual fucking boomer (late fifties and older), no.

You fill all the requirements to post here and if i was in your place i wouldn't be proud of that.

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Then 'meow' is not gay. Gays are sex. They live for sex and they die from sex. HomoSEXuality is the worship of sex.

l want all the normies to leave

HeteroSEXuality
Explain this.

a real boomer or the 30- year old version?

as a 30 year old one I wouldn't mind a nice young bf.

Same but I'm already close to my 30s so party's coming to an end soon haha

Of course I meant the meme boomer/zoomer. Interesting that you say it'd work though.

The doors are
>there

Meow is not a normal gay

There is no such thing as heterosexual. That is just what healthy people are.
Homo=deviant

If you were a normal gay you would be in jail where most gay thing happen

>the prefix hetero translates to english as different
straights plz explain

Most gay thing happen when you get benis in ass

told me to my face that he wasn't gay yet continues to tell others he's bi, even when im around.
its been 6 months and i still haven't gotten over him

1996 is the year the generations changed. A gap under ten years if both parties are over eighteen is totally doable.

Some user mentioned he was playing Animal Crossing and I felt like doing so!

Haha look at me, I'm poor! (just like in real life...)

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Hello where is my skinny shy tall bottom

Thats your headcanon.
Explain Bisexual.

heterosexual means you attracted to the opposite gender, while homosexual means you are attracted to the same gender.

Language is a game best played by jews. That's why they have high (((verbal IQ))). Think with your mind instead of your words: pattern recognition.

tfw no britboy bf
am sad

>you can have gay sex and not be gay
Nice try, kike

Which usually happens in prison because gay isn't real. Antisocial people are almost always gay.

yes that's the point.
hetero means different, as in different gender, and homo means same, as in same gender.

Hetero derives from the Greek word Heteros meaning "different" or "other".
Defend your point nigger.
Bisexual is used to describe plants and certain animals.

>Antisocial people are almost always gay.
Meow?

Why are you responding to him? He's obviously either beyond reproach or trolling.

If a man has had a dick in his ass or his mouth or had his dick in another mans ass or mouth he is gay forever and always. I dont care.

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can any ukelele players tell me how to easily reset chord progressions. how the heck you go from c chord back to d minor in this song?

I'm obese and I don't deserve to live let alone have a bf why was i even born i hate myself

>Which usually happens in prison because gay isn't real. Antisocial people are almost always gay.
we distinguish ourselves from those people by calling them prison gay

Most of the gay sex that happens is in prisons. Almost all the worst people are gay
I've seen you fags say prison gay so I know you know

Im not talking about your video game status you autistic Jow Forumstard im talking about sexual attraction you baiting self absorbed turd.

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All gay is equally gay. Stop playing word games.
>prison gay
>bisexual
All gays have are fancy words.

you're implying i have anything better to do with my time

You are trying to pretend there is such a thing as bisexual. Defend how a man can take dick and not be gay

>tmw no fat meow bf
Meow has never been to a prison so meow doesnt know but grindr seems to be popular nyaa

>Stop playing word games.
it's not word games, it's a word to specifically describe people that aren't gay but go for traps/femboys out of desperation, most gays never liked girls in the first place

you don't want an obese hairy bf meow....

>implying there are traps in prisonq

wtf that's literally me
hello

Any fren that would cuddle me and tell me everything will be alright as I cry...?

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Me too. And I only get fatter every year.
Maybe I need to get into fasting or something.

How obese are you anyon

Defend how plants that can reproduce without specified genders.
Defend how the term is used for people who are attracted to both genders.
Stop trying to force your mentality of a 15 year old faggot screaming gay at everything and explain how am i wrong. Or just shut the fuck up. Last reply cause fuck ur mom.

Everything will be alright, I love you too!

they go for the small, more feminine types and imagine them as girls while they fuck them user
the point is they aren't actually gay, they just have no other option so they try to get a feminine boy instead, the more feminine the better

Is it allowed for a bottom to wear your hair short?

All my life, and originally

>tfw no fat hairy bf to love
He has to be a top though

So many people here would love nothing more than to do something of that nature. It's the plague of distance. Nothing we can really do about it unfortunately.

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Thanks user, that actually gave me a smile...

Much love

I guess you're right, user... I'm in serious need of going out and meet people, I'm starving of physichal touch...

>Thanks user, that actually gave me a smile...
>Much love

Hope it, you remind me of someone dear to me.

What are you guys listening to? Right now I'm listening to the very classic "Dark Side of the Moon". Let's talk music.

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I would like a top like that too, put me second in line

over 300lbs user, end me please.

Sorry if I brought you bad memories :(... You're doing ok these days?

Mars Volta live, gives me a serious adrenaline boost.

Start water fasting!

Trust me, so am I. I didn't mean to be a dick. It's just very sadly true. In my area especially there's a lot of stigma against faggots. I couldn't come out with committing social suicide. It sucks too, because I'm successful; I have a house, a car, I pay all my own bills and I'm really not a bad looking guy at all. I have a lot of love to give, but nobody around me wants it. Just turbofags on Grindr or Tinder that wanna fuck, which I have no interest in until a committed relationship builds first. Why do there have to be so many fucking God damn ignorant normies, user?

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Lately I've been listening to Built to Spill. I specially like their record Perfect From Now On

Import yourself a bf dum

Decent. Do you generally listen to rock?

time machine moduIus

I'm open minded, but prog is my favorite.