You have no excuse to be addicted to food or porn

you have no excuse to be addicted to food or porn
>but I can't control myself even if I really try, it's painful
lmao just drink a cup of coffee or take ephedrine when you have really big craving, they are really good at suppressing hunger and libido
when you are a weak will pussy just let the chemicals do the work, u gotta fake it til u make it

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Replace coffee with black tea. It's better for you.

Coffee has never done anything to supress my hunger

I'm progressively getting addicted to peanuts.

You made a typo, I'm progressively getting addicted to penis too though.

Imagine not being physically able to control yourself. Are you even you anymore? Are you just a passenger in your own body? Allowing some 3rd party take the wheel for a while?

Is it sad that the Coom meme legitimately turned me off porn? Every time I get a craving to jack off, I just keep hearing that stupid vocaroo and lose the urge.

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Worked for me too. Especially knowing who controls all the porn sites.

>t. ironic shitposter
not a typo

give me the vocaroo please

What vocaroo, I have only seen the memes? Not the guy you are responding to btw

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i want to dead

Tell me more

Epherdrine and other types of speed has made me horny every time I take it

Imagine thinking fapping is bad
what is this the 80's?

Fapping in itself isn't bad per se, it's destroying your mind's dopamine pathways and warping your psychology by just endlessly jacking off to further and further disgusting shit that is bad.

Why would that be sad? Aren't you better off without ED inducing web-crack?

There is nothing wrong witb either food or porn you fat incel. Back to Jow Forums

This is your brain on cum

>If you don't watch a man ravage a girl you find attractive on the internet while beating your meat alone in a dark room you don't get sex
Fucking lmao, the irony

No this is your brain on not being a fat beta. Everyone who blames a "food addiction" for eating like shit or thinks that not touching yourself is an improvement is lost anyway.

I’m on day eighteen, any point in relapsing if I want the testosterone boost?

>addicted to food
bitch im bulking unlike you my goal isnt being a twink

Lmao I am doing what ever the fuck I want while watching porn and fucking your mom. Keep being a sad cunt maybe if you abstain long enough your waifu becomes real.

>t.coomer

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Guess what bang bros is gonna by a big stadium and start advertising obnoxiously just like every other corporate owned arena and the BBC (bang bros center) will be able to reach many children and others more easily.

There is nothing you can do, and more coomers will be recruited.

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Your Brain On Porn
Everyone should read this book.

Get a life and stop being obsessed with your dick. It isn't porn or anything else it's your own fucking autism which keeps you from getting a life.

based coomer reporting in

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> stop being obsessed with your dick
That's the whole point of nofap...and that's kind of like telling an alcoholic that alcohol isn't the problem. Really think that's useful?

Well, that makes me wanna go outside and talk to hoes. Still young enough to hit on college girls. Gotta get out there, gents

Not based

>tfw 35 year old khv
>did noporn and nofap for 30 days
>no change in my shitty life
>tfw home gym and watching porn during workouts makes me lift more, actually gives me some motivation
Is it that bad if I just watch it during my workout?

How do I make it? Hate being poor, living with parents, having no friends, etc

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first get a job and move out. everything will improve from there.

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Get a fucking job. As easy as that. Still got time to play video games and browse Jow Forums? Get a second job. A man needs to be tired, we are like dogs in that sense.
t. Work 10 hrs a day at a bakery, financially independent, happy camper in every sense desu

You can fap the whole fucking day without any harm, the fact that you think it's in any way like alcohol shows how fucking brain dead you are. Sure making this kind of threads and talking about not fapping 24/7 is an excellent way to stop being an incel autist obsessed with his dick.

>You can fap the whole fucking day without any harm
That would be incredibly physically and mentally damaging, especially if you did it on a regular basis. This is your brain on cum.

Imagine being feared by your own body. It seems there is already a lot of mental damage done to you.

I have a job. I'm a big4 auditor, but it doesn't pay very well, and it takes up all of my time tbqh

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why not yerba mate?

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It's just sad that a meme finally cajoled me into dropping the habit, that said, now that I'm not chained to that shit anymore, it really is a very destructive force in society. I saw some porn actress's twitter that my friend follows, and in one tweet shes talking about how much she loves being a mom to her daughter and the next tweet is her selling one of her videos with her getting fucked in the ass while her head is in a toilet bowl; I really feel sorry for when that kid hits middle/high school and gets bullied relentlessly for her mom being a retarded whore.

Is that true? Big4 auditor have to live with his parants? wtf

>punches self in face repeatedly and breaks jaw
>hurr durr imagine being feared by your own body

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I live in Toronto. Only coworkers that don't live with their parents are:
>living with roommates or SO
>have rich parents that bought them a place
>spend 40-60% of their after tax earnings on rent

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>Get addicted to coffee instead

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Thanks for making my point

So you're advice for when you're a weak willed pussy because you're addicted to food and porn is to be an equally weak willed pussy by taking drugs to suppress it?

Start by going to an actual gym. I'm sorry but home gyms are for fucking faggots. And I say that having been a home gym faggot myself.

Go to a real gym and you'll meet real people and see real girls. You won't necessarily even talk to them, but it's a start.

Just fucking do it pussy

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Calm down, Bang Bros is dead since long time ago, since Ramon, Dirty Sanchez and Uggs left, they didn't keep up with the times and this is just a desperate attempt to gain relevance. Honestly I think nothing interesting has happen in there since they discovered Dillion Harper, is just the same old fake reality with le funny miamese dood, or just straight up hardcore scenes that get old as soon as you watch the first 30 seconds.

>you have no excuse being addicted to food or porn
>just become addicted to caffeine instead
how about don't become addicted to anything

This Coomer meme is mildly funny at best. Dunno how it got so popular.

Maybe I'm just really out of touch....

>If I masturbate I will lose everything
>If I use someone's vagina to masturbate for me, somehow that is better

Christ. Almighty.

Are you saying it's not better? Cmon son.. you don't like the real thing anymore?

I guess your brain is on cum after all

I was gone for a week and it appeared. its fucking retarded but maybe that means I'm getting old

Masturbation is worse, immediately afterwords I crave food.

Honestly to get all of it off my mind K just play video games or vape

one year a spent who knows how much on those de shelled postachios. They are so good

Your brain is still "on cum" when you have sex. You're just retarded.

You never had a loving sex didn't you?

>started nofap
>felt the increased confidence after two or so weeks
>realized I don't even want a gf because I don't want to dedicate any of my time to somebody else
>want to fap but also don't want to break nofap just because
>don't even have a goal for it anymore
I wish I could just kill my feelings altogether desu

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>The basis for "cumbrain" is based upon your emotional response to sex, and not the physical "outcome"

The outcome of sex and masturbation is exactly the same. In both cases, if you cum, your brain is still "on cum".

God fucking damnit I hate Jow Forums

based

>Gais why reproduce with someone you love?
>Joost coom, it's the same thing I swear

Whoa there watch that deltafosb build up buddeh

>Having kids
Never going to make it

Your shit genes won't lmao

>Eternal Larp: The Post