>“You put WHAT in your preworkout?!”
“You put WHAT in your preworkout?!”
Jackson Reed
Dylan Thomas
Nothing, it comes in a tub lol.
But I add chads cum to my post workout shake.
Gavin Campbell
They consented don't worry Doc Finklestein.
Jayden Sanchez
S-sperm it’s e-extra protein haha
Nicholas Lopez
i eat spurm
William Parker
My girlfriend’s farts, yes.
Charles Diaz
I use this as gains/pre-workout
>Milk
>Sugar
>Mashed banana
>Cream
Jordan Jenkins
>"You say you put...TWO scoops in?"
Jackson Williams
~8 grams of protein preworkout?
Brandon Hall
>What? No, Doc, I said THREE. One for papa, one for mama, and one for Rich Piana
Luke Long
It's pre-workout not a fucking proteinshake you twat
Thomas Roberts
>"You said to me earlier that you're going to make it. What did you mean by that?"
Nathaniel Reed
>"This Dr.Cole told you to eating nothing but snake juice for 30 days..."
Jayden Lewis
>It means that I'm leaving humanity behind, Doc
Landon Rodriguez
But user you're a human, not a mutant
Ian Diaz
accept no substitute
Charles King
EXACTLY YOU WEAK SUMBITCH! "OH HURR DURR I STUDIED MEDICINE LIKE 5 DECADES AGO. I'M OMNISCIENT ON EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE HUMAN BODY AND FITNESS." YOU'RE NOT AND YOU'RE OBESE AND LAZY YOURSELF YOU OLD FAT FUCK. YOUR WIFE IS CALLING MY PHONE ALL DAY TO GET IT IN BECAUSE YOU GOT THAT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION BRO. I'M TAKING THIS PRE-WORKOUT AND GOING TO THE FUCKING GYM AND GUESS WHOSE WIFE AND DAUGHTER ARE GOING TO EAT MY ASS AND RIDE MY DICK AFTERWARDS. YOURS MOTHERFUCKER!
Justin Gutierrez
It's not any worse than what your people do with fetuses, don't judge.
Isaiah Wood
Ephedrine
Angel Rogers
cluster dextrin and BCAAs
It gives me a groovy and obscene pump
James Harris
horse semen for extra speed and girth
Gabriel Perry
The humor standards of Jow Forums have fallen significantly.
Here’s a tip, guys: if it’s too easy, don’t make the joke.
Gabriel Bailey
Very based. Same.
Nothing like popping a Bronkaid and then sipping on a Rockstar Recovery.
Justin Kelly
Here's a tip: Go eat a bag of dicks fun police
Julian Myers
>semen jokes
>dick jokes
Yeah, you’re under arrest
Dylan Adams
Ryder Young
>in the rorschach test, "scooby", "rippletits" and "manlet" appears frequently
lel
Michael Ross
"Can you elaborate on your oats and squats diet?"
Luke Sullivan
AMP Citrate and Higenamine anyone?
I started taking it like 3 months ago with my normal C4 preworkout, I also put in a scoop of Higenamine and its just wonderful, I am also certain that it improves my mood in general
Julian Thomas
>“Sir, please stop standing on your toes, I’m trying to get your measurement accurately”
Brandon Gray
Nanotech. Works as a temporary boost and repair, but it doesn't last long and makes my fecal matter expensive.
Got anything better, doc?
Cooper Walker
Here's a tip, now suck it! >:3
Caleb Butler
How is it that so many nutritionists and doctors in general know so little about nutrition in respect to the gym.
Connor Allen
>bots the size of rbcs
>nano
Asher Flores
> 1000mg caffeine
> 100mg ephedrine
> 100mg ritalin
Joshua Anderson
halotest
Christian Jackson
Letting someone lick between your arsecheeks is gay
Luke Walker
>say that again nigger
Carter Gonzalez
>wants to be rich and play the piano
every time
Eli Turner
>So this man.... Rippletits told you to drink how much milk a day?
James Murphy
>And you never stretch because it will take you to... Snap City?
Dominic Brown
>Im sorry what? Did you just say you are fucking zebras? Wait sir, who is this Myron person? Does he also fuck zebras? Im gonna have to call security
Adam Edwards
the human toe doesn’t belong on this board
Nolan Fisher
>Let me get this straight, you believe that staring at obese women will help you improve your test scores somehow?
Lincoln Young
Myron N. Geynes, dear friend of mine, terribly plucked at a young age by the hand of Elliot Rodger. Hugh Woatmeigh witnessed the tragedy but survived it with some minor physical trauma, psychological ones aside
Jordan Myers
Here is a tip for fun police:
Brody Morris
>1000mg caffeine
>100mg of ritalin
Jackson Foster
30 pervitins