LIKE TREE TRUNKS

LIKE TREE TRUNKS

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Bruh thanks for the Halloween costume idea

>tfw clever girl but no clever gf

I did this a few years ago with my ex

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>having a life

Doesn’t work without the shorts

Have you managed to get below 25% bodyfat since then?

And suddenly I have a halloween costume idea.
Thanks, random guy on Jow Forums.

He's Alan Grant, not Muldoon

Big legs won't save you from raptors.
>SS t-rex mode fags BTFO

It’s a different character, he did doctor Alan grant. I saw a couple pull off the same last year.

Yeah, but not before I got even fatter after I broke up with that girl. Was probably at 215 in this pic got up to 250 after. Sitting around 195 now :P

He probably never squatted or done any leg exercises in his entire life

She looks like a cunt.

>Face blurred
>Looks like a cunt

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>can't tell she's a cunt from her stance and body language

This post looks like an incel

haha, do you think they had sex in the bunker, offscreen?
what if you came home after going to pick up dinner and there was a guy dressed as muldoon fucking your gf and she puts a finger in his ass and he's like
>clever girl
and busts over her face driven by powerful hip drive?

Lick the crud off my pussy lips, slut.

Based

I'm dressing like an Orthodox Jew this Halloween. I'm going to call everyone goyim and rub my hands together while scheming

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>based SPAS 12
>he actually uses the stock

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The Shining 2: this Time, it's Jews