All men are pigs

There isn't a straight male within 20 miles of any major city that will date a chestlet. Don't be surprised if your boyfriend leaves you for another man.

What, chestlet fanclub in session again?
That is NOT the sort of op that will make even me want to restate that I would love to tease your sweet lil nipples, girls.

>straight males would turn this down
KEK, sure user.
chestlets on suicide watch amarite?

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He's going to get fat tits in his face one way or another. Dating some rich gymrat who has no boobs (that girl does I'm p. sure) would be nice for a few reasons, but it's not enough.

these girls 100% fuck black guys

pretty much, not my thang

>He's going to get fat tits in his face one way or another
Whut?
>(that girl does I'm p. sure)
Nope

Flat chested girls are more aesthetic anyway, and their bodies age better too. Just imagine all the sag those gross tits are going to get when they're older and there's no workouts you can do to change that.
Butts are just superior and their are always ways to keep them fleshy and in tiptop shape.

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> i am a pig now

ok slut.

chestlets were made to be loved and cherished please let me love you please please

Big tits big ass>Big tits, shapely ass>big tits no ass>small tits big ass>small tits shapely ass>small tits no ass

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>always had big tit gfs
just realized I am a pig.. I do indeed love women with big breasts

I just want a nice girl who would be a good wife and mother.

i'm a St. Louis, MO fag. and i like flat chests
checkm8

Stop pretending all men are souless sex obsessed maniacs

I thought small tits were in reee

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Am I the only person who has a thing for small tits? Seriously, big tits are kind of disgusting.

On behalf of my gender I apologize,

you don't speak for me faggot fuck chestlets lmao

how bout u just stop pretending it's not funny

True, I never was much of a maniac.

Wrong. Roastie getting toasty.

>he's obsessed with ass
get a boyfriend.

>only guys can have asses
Get a load of this tard

nigga what
i'm not a roastie
why is it hard for you to believe that people can like flat chests?

Why is it hard for you to accept that men don't want you?

I guess I like sex. By extension, I like women. Whether that makes me a maniac, I guess that's up to interpretation.

>why is it hard for you to believe that people can like flat chests?
that's not hard to believe, straight men liking flat chests on the otherhand

Before continuing, what constitutes as small tits? C cup and smaller, or A and B cups?

i don't give a shit if men want me or not because i'm a straight white guy
why can't straight guys like flat chests?

Because tits are amazing? A female shape attracts straight males?

>third world subhuman
Africa like butts better? Who would have guessed?

Babies.
True patrician combo is flat chest with juicy ass and thighs.

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Don't women also give preferential treatment to tall men?

I prefer bootys thbqh desu ne

I hope this thread doesn't make anybody feel bad.

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I sincerely hope OP doesn't get any satisfaction from the small tit apologist branch of the JIDF which has been astroturfing this thread

I literally see the year 2009 in this screen grab.
Get better bait

to late...
but I kind of get off on it

this.
let's just stop that unnecessary hate anons and love each other

>small tit apologist
no, im just on the itty bitty titty committee

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