Times when you were the joker at the gym.
>ask a guy to spot in, put more weight than he does, finish the rep but don’t put them back.
When I was a young boy!!!
Times when you were the joker at the gym
Joshua Cruz
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Lincoln Sullivan
>Don’t correct someone’s deadlift form
>Starts rubbing their back excessively, hunched over and walks out the gym
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Leo Allen
>Asked a guy to move so I could do pull-ups
>Did chin-ups instead
CAN I PLAY WITH MADNESS?
Oliver Stewart
>do sets of 8 reps
>Final set feeling pumped up
>Do 9 reps
I LOST SOMETHING
Bentley Walker
>guy asks me if i want to do a set of decline bench with him
>do it anyway
I DID MY TIME
Joseph Reyes
loved this one
Ayden Clark
Guys this is fucking insane
Parker Edwards
>consider doing OHP in the squat rack
>don't
HEAVEN'S GATES WON'T OPEN UP FOR ME
Nathaniel Young
>leave the pulldown machine with no indicator I'll be back
>take a lap around the gym
>come back and kick the guy who is using it off because I still have sets left
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
Brody Wright
>Using dumbbells
>I've actually got a 144 IQ
SOME OF THEM WANT TO USE YOU
David Collins
>Think about asking for a spot on bench
>Rack it a few reps before certain failure
MOLON LABE
Samuel Rodriguez
>load up the squat rack for a PR attempt
>don't use the bottom safety bars
TIMES WONT CHANGE ME NOW
Blake Robinson
>load up 6pl8 on the platform
>stretch, get all ready to pull
>sprint to the dumbbell rack and get an OHP PR instead (10lb dumbbells!)
FEEL THE BREAKDOWN OF MY BODY
Blake Thomas
>HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
William Sullivan
who are you quoting
Jordan Stewart
I just said WE LIFT IN A SOCIETY and everyone clapped
Sebastian Nelson
Oof
Hunter Rogers
I actually did this today but in a second set lmao
Connor Thompson
>walk into gym
>rack weights
>tummy grumbly
>go to bathroom
>poop
>come back out
>monster brap hog is tooting up my rack
>don’t want to make eye contact or talk to her so I just go home
Luke Jackson
I don't care what the redditors on /tv/ and the feminists/buzzfeed types say. This movie looks pretty good and fairly unique. Calling it Taxi Driver is baseless.
Landon Richardson
>dl 2pl8 for the first time in years after getting back into lifting
>finish 5th lift easy, fuck yeah, feeling good
>unloading bar, 1pl8 remains
>fuck this shit I'll clean it, then rack it and unload there
>keep in mind no clips
>start clean, can't quite get it under my left hand, 20kg plate starts sliding
>falls and makes a big mess, manage to catch the other
>gym guy looks at me laughing "THE CLIIIPS!"
It was fun
Lincoln Smith
>load up squat rack with 4 plates
>psych myself out and walk out of gym with plates still on bar
IM DA JOKER BABY AHAHAHA
Jonathan Thomas
>using squat rack (actually to do squats)
>girl ask me how many sets left
>like two or three
>o-ok I'll warm up in the outside
>leave rack and talk with friends for 30 minutes
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Xavier Ortiz
yeah. I think this is going to be good. also what the fuck some autists on somalian basket forum know about movies.
Luis Harris
Good point
Luke Thompson
>Calling it Taxi Driver is baseless.
huh? /tv/ says Taxi Driver is shit? Because I always thought so.
Hunter Hill
>finish with a barbell and unload weights
>leave clips on the bar
DEVILISH
Dominic Williams
> bring dog shit to gym
> toss onto treadmill as people are running
> they pay the membership so they don't have to deal with these kinds of things
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC
Nolan Richardson
Breaking Bad?
Kevin Flores
>Go to gym
>One I don't pay for
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
Blake Watson
Jace Allen
>get ready on bench
>start warming up
>load up one plate
>proceed to sit upright and OHP
CAN'T YOU HELP ME AS I'M STARTING TO BURN
Isaac Jones
>Lunge
>Before breakfast
THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
Isaiah Morris
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS LEGAL?
Parker Fisher
step into the most fit server lads
discord.gg
Jack Sanchez
>Every night, have protein bomb shake
>2 cups whole milk
>1 cup greek yogurt
>TWOSCOOPS C'MON protein powder
>Glob of peanut butter
>Have poisonous dairy farts allday erryday
>Crop dust the cardio bunny area in both directions when going to the water fountain
>Go to the water fountain in between every single set
I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL