After I enjoy this shot, I'm going to try making some chicken fried steak

After I enjoy this shot, I'm going to try making some chicken fried steak
And there's nothing you can do to stop me

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cooking when drunk usually doesn't end well

Alrgiht, here we go
I've never made this before, so suggestions are welcome

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Well I'm drubj and I have to ear
So I'm starting with the flour, mixing with garlic salt, black pepper, and chili powder
I have no onion powder, but maybe I have realonions

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What's the drink? I hate doing shots, I like drinking by the glass slowly

Chicken fried steak is tasty as hell, just be careful with the hot oil, user. Also, don't skimp on how much pepper you put in the gravy

Cheap whiskey, can't remember the name
noted
For the egg thi'g, I have two eggs with spme butter, whole molk and a shmick of hot sauce. Will whisk thoroghly

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...Go on.....
origifj ballyal

I thought I could make an egg/buttermilk micture with eggs and butter and milk but the butter is chubky
This is okay, I can make it work

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Where's the steak, faggot?

Probablt shpuld have another making a drink, here is the whiskey for user who asked
$13/handle
I have low standards

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Here we have your traditional cubesteak
I plan to season it with steak and pepper proor to coating it with the eggflour and the

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Said meat has been seasoned and lubed up with a bit of oil for full absorbtion before deflouring
Gettint excited

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FUCK UP
You will fuck it up i swear you will HAHAHA

Make sure the pan's real hot, OP.

theSteaks have beem coerced

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a littlw trickeroo I heard was to put those fuckers i n the freezer for like 15 minutes for some reaaon, so here gors nothint
Will return 1 drink later

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No meal is originally complete without bacon

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Hopefully stguakka asd to becoming a good gracy

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Just don't cut your fingers off bro. I made some spicy katsu chicken a few weeks by. It was delicious

smells good... can this be done with beef?

Still have 10 fingers
Oil is currently hbeating up
It's balls time

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It is frying
There is no retueb rbe
retjen
return

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Just glipped, cooling worb bacon Nd onion and mushroom

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Don't forget the white gravy user. Super easy, just butter, flour, milk, plus salt & pepper to taste

here you go, I use this one all the time. I think the recipe calls for too much garlic though; takes away from the sweetness

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Cyrrebtly dryint, workin ton hht the rue

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u wot m1grand

Refaedkess of wvat anyone sata, this is deliciiusooois

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Thrv thknh the
The thing zi mafe tasetes ezxtremrelu y delicious

kinda looks like you vomited dog food onto the plate

no matter how drunk i've been, i've never been at this level of inability to type.

holy fuck dude what did you put on it?

dIt was reallt good but zincangt redmembrrerver thr taste from fiod brother

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what the fuck buddy? originiali

Kek OP is having a drunken mental breakdown. Possibly gone insane due to loneliness and Jow Forums use, the fate that most of us will soon meet. Probably crying while eating his steak.

KEK
Enjoy the food OP
this is not original

are you ok op talk to me