Do you think you'll still be a virgin at 30?

if you had asked me at 23 i would have said yes. at 24 i lost it to a beautiful girl who i had dreamed about for months. its never over. she doesn't talk to me anymore and i might never get laid again but at least it happened.

>Do you think you'll still be a virgin at 30?
No I won't be alive to still be virgin at 30.

yah I was talking to a professor who taught in China for a number of years and he said that the locals treated him like a barbarian prince. I also heard that there is a lot of thots that are just looking for a green card.

I don't know what will be different.

You mean in August? Yes, probably.

>not going to live
Aw. Why not?

I'm going to take some LSD in February 2022 and have such a bad panic attack that I have a stroke.

yeah women don't like lanky uncool niggers such as myself and i think lifting and rap music is for faggots

I'll be 30 in 11 years. I don't think I'll be a virgin by then.
I'll be forced out of my parent's house soon, and I'll have to stop being a little bitch. I believe my autism is enabled by my parents who were overbearing in my life during my formative years, so I had no practice to talk to people. I'd say I was a bit of a "normie" in high school, but I sperged out so hard the police detained me and that's a big story for another time.
I don't think I'll be a virgin because I went to a Wal-Mart today and noticed ~60 girls exist. Out of those 60 girls, five of them looked at me multiple times. That means roughly 1 in 12 girls notice me and think I'm attractive out of 10 to 20 guys in their visible range to look at multiple times. Accounting for the whole female population I want to fuck (100% white, Christian, light coloured eyes, not a fat bitch) which is approximately 5,000,000 women in the United States, 410,000 of them will find me attractive. In my life, ~30 women have approached me and tried to make me their boyfriend in one way or another. ~10 of these girls fit my criteria above. Let's say out of every high school class I've ever been in, and every store and cashier I've ever confronted, there are a total of ~2000 girls I've had in a setting where we could easily have a 1v1 interaction. That means there is a 1 / 200 chance of a girl approaching me. That also means there is a 1 / 600 chance of a girl approaching me that actually fits my standards. Hypothetically if I go to a setting where there are women and we can easily talk afterwards and I do nothing, there is a 1/600 chance I'll have a girlfriend come to me. In the 11 years I'll live before becoming age 30, there will be ~4000 days. If I get myself out there into that public setting and do nothing, statistics tell me I will have roughly 7 girls who fit my standards approach me. That's it. This doesn't account for how many girls I won't run off with my autism, which is probably all seven of them.

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WHOAH. How do you know your future?

Time is in a loop and I actually remember the past, not predict the future. Although I don't think there's much of a difference. I knew this "last time" and still took the acid in February 2022 despite knowing what was going to happen. I think maybe the fact that I die while tripping balls may have something to do with allowing me to remember. Like maybe drugs really do take people to some kind of higher plane of existence and by being there when I die, I can "save" the memory on some kind of universal harddrive like a soul or something.

I dunno, I'm running out of time. I turn 30 in November 2020.

Definitely not. what a fucking failure would you have to be to still be a virgin at 30
I'm a virgin now (20) and i if i get close to being virgin at 30, i'll end up killing myself before then

>30 in 3 and a half year
I dont see why i wouldnt remain virgin

user you need to see a doctor

Well I've seen hookers before, but other than that, yes

Why? I almost have a full 3 years of life left. I don't need a doctor yet.

What's that like? I would probably resort to hookers If I can't find anybody in a few years but I feel like it would leave you emotionally empty.

>when user harnesses the power of autism to get a gf

I'll be 30 in a year and several months. Unless a sex-crazed woman breaks into my room, I will remain a virgin indefinitely.

If you feel like it'll leave you emotionally empty, then maybe it will. But personally I don't read too much into it, it's just something fun to do with my money. And it is indeed very fun. I think you should do it at least once just to know what a woman body feels like. But of course I imagine it's not at all the same as "real" sex with someone you love.

There are hookers that offer GFE too, where they basically pretend to be your girlfriend and act very endearing and affectionate, if you care much about the emotional side then maybe that's more up your alley.

I will keep it in mind. Maybe I will plan a big sex tourism adventure for my 30th and travel to eastern Europe or south east Asia.

Considering I'm 32 and a virgin, yea

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Probably a copypasta but still laughed non the less

does the material world and your hobbies matter to you so much that you have not killed yourself yet?

Yes. Does being a virgin matter to you so much that you'd kill yourself after an arbitrary date or anniversary?

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Onwards, to wizardry! 7 years remain before I can taste the fruits of my patient abstinence.

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you missed out on the one portion of life that brings happiness into human life, I don't mean to judge you, just saying

It is not normal to think that there is only one thing in life that can bring happiness, and that that thing happens to be something you don't have. You are probably depressed, please see a shrink, they can help you.

Yes, but I also plan to die at that age anyway (seems like a good end point)

I'm not talking about sex my friend, I'm talking about young love

>sex is the only thing that makes people happy

Lol. I mean I bet it's fun, but that's retarded

>all these anons planning on killing themselves when they hit 30
Add me to the pile, I guess. June 2022 can't come soon enough.

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Virginity means you haven't had sex. That's it.

This whole thread is about sex specifically.

I'll probably die a virgin and it's fine by me.

Most likely, but I am in touch with the spiritual world. Whats more, I astral travel often; anything I could possibly desire can be fulfilled in astral lucidity. True enlightenment comes via ascension beyond the desires of flesh.

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Year and half left so yes.

I don't know if I will live to my 30

only 3 years until then
don't think so though

probably
i guess ill find out in two months

What is she holding on her hand?

Depends if I get a job within the next three years that pays enough money to splurge on a prostitute.

>I am in touch with the spiritual world. Whats more, I astral travel often; anything I could possibly desire can be fulfilled in astral lucidity. True enlightenment comes via ascension beyond the desires of flesh.

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probably I'm nearly 24 and dropped out of mainstream school when I was 14 and haven't had any encounters with women, even rejection because I haven't sought it, I might be getting my first job soon and finally getting my drivers license so that's nice

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>think
I already know, I plan to become a powerful necromancer eventually.

Honestly I can see myself becoming one, given that I have... "Issues" with people.

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is there a reason why you gotta be such a larping faggot?

I have missed out on that already. It does not matter anymore

28 incel here probably I'm not going to get a prostitute and have no luck finding a waifu

Yeah it seems like a nice round number. I'll probably kill myself at 30 as well. Gives me something to hold on for, otherwise who knows I might kms before then

I will probably stick around until 45. That is probably when I will have school paid off completely

3 weeks to go... Im pretty much volcel, as in i Make Zero efforts.
All i fantasize about how ill be a hobo Israel keyes having Some fun. I want to save up to 5 k ill have it in 6 months on my neetbux. After that ill go all out, living a ronin life

>i'll end up killing myself before then
See you here in 11 years, faggot.

Since i was 18 planned on loosing it to a prostitute when i turn 26.

3 years to go...

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i'm 28 and realistically i don't see me meeting anyone by 30 so i probably will still be a virgin

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I'd probably die before I could even hit my 30s