How can I make my chestlet gf have decent milkers? Aside from getting her fat of course...

Upgrade your girl.

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>the look of sheer, primal jealousy
Somebody is gonna get stabbed in the back of the neck

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...

i have to cum on them while you watch, user. its the only way

yeah use vodka during the pregnancy
>no taste, sneak it in
>good carbs for tits and baby
youll be set brother

you don't have a gf because you're a weird ugly creep

The shortstack does not only have the bigger chest, she's actually using the camera pose to bring her arms in to compress her tits to make them look even bigger for the photo.

Make her eat...alot

And ensure that she exercises and grows muscle so that ratio of bodyfat to muscle stays acceptable.

Source: Dude trust me

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What was the other post?

Dump your current one and get a big titty new one.

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>there are faggots on this board who don't prefer flat chests, which are objectively and definitively, for all time, the best chests
Ngmi

Id take a flat chested bitch anyday over a fat titcow.

Being fat is a moral failing, gigantic titties usually have nasty big nipples.

Depends on how much of a chestlet she is
>have her gain weight (in a healthy way)
>get her pregnant
>check her hormone levels
>chest exercises that increase size of pectorals but does not kill fat
That’s all I could think of. There’s probably breast augmentation out there but it’s probably just about managing hormones.

>not worshiping delicious flat chest
ngmi, your gf doesnt deserve plebs like you

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Closeted homos

Homo as well

cringe

Agreed

"Milkers" is high test.

Since wife has gotten pregnant and boobs have gone from C to DD.
Our baby is gonna have copious amounts of delicious high fat content milk.
Fuck it...I'll take whatever the baby doesn't drink and add some protein powder to it.

More? Sauce?

Imprinting.
The women in my family have small chests, which programmed my brain to think “small titties = ideal”.

milkers a high test but flat chest is patrician
>Our baby is gonna have copious amounts of delicious high fat content milk
>not wrestling with your offspring about the titmilk
its like you want your kid to become a degenerate weakling faggot that faps to dragons and shit

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That would make sense. I’m just saying that higher levels of test leads people to prefer curvy bodies since they instinctively make a male want to breed

>l-liking female anatomy is degenerate
>having a gf with onions boy tits is much higher T!!!
Admit it. Your a fag.

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seethe
low peasants cant appreciate the beauty of delicious flat chest

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The fact that you refer to women's breasts primarily as "onions boy tits" raises many questions about (you).

Yeah, I can see it, most of the women I spent time around as a kid had medium-large breasts. My mom in particular has pretty large ones. I've never been an oedipusfag though, I like women my age or a bit younger.
See, I can appreciate small, perky breasts (my first gf was a B-cup), but if you really mean *flat* chest, then you're probably lowkey into twinks or a pedo in denial.

What's there to appreciate lol?
Disgusting flat chest.

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well tits need to exist obviously, but small ones are tasty and have the benefit of not sagging
yikes

I mean that when you think that female tits that look like they would belong to some 30 year old balding skinny fat male who plays Nintendo switch all day is attractive that raises some eyebrows

get her pregnant a few times

I too enjoy flat chests.

Reminder that anything more than a handful is wasteful and will sag later in life and look awful.

Not an argument flat-chester.
If only your brain wasn't as smol as the breasts you like lol.

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Even gaining 10lbs could make her breasts bigger. Knew a petite girl with maybe b cups. She went off to college, gained her freshmen 15 and now shes still slim but has an ass and d cups

>w-well this argument is not an argument because i say so
>this is your cumbrain, ignorant to the joys of petite chests
cope

Yup.

That only happens because there’s no pectoral foundation. Jesus this is Jow Forums ffs you should know this

Stop watching trap hentai and get a gf

You literally didn't argue, you said 'yikes', not addressing anything I said.
Lmao chestlets confirmed brainlets.

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>well tits need to exist obviously, but small ones are tasty and have the benefit of not sagging
>are tasty
>benefit of not sagging
read that part again, dumbass

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>replies to two different posters
>is arguing with the wrong one
I'm starting to feel bad for you.

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>yikes
Pic related

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just how stupid are you ?
i dont reply to two posters i included my own original post which the user that im replying too didnt seem to read and now wants to pretend i didnt voice an agrument
>is arguing with the wrong one
your newfaggotry and stupidity is showing

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B cup then?

My tier list:
A cup (fits in one hand with room to spare) - You secretly like boys or pedophile. It's sad when your pecs are larger than gfs tits.

B cup (fits in one hand)- passable but mildly disappointing. Can usually fix with combo of food, birth control, Plan B pills, and/or getting pregnant.

C cup (a handful of boob) - nice size, shape, and feel. Large enough to squeeze together for paizuri (titty fuck).

D cup (a handful with some "spillage") - This is when boobs turn into tiddies. Girls with A and B cup feel self conscious/mogged. Large enough for girl to slap you with them if shes leaned over you and you laying on back. Definitely large enough for paizuri

DD cup (handful and a half) - becoming a titty monster. Tits are nearly as large as head. Girl can basically smoother you in tits in addition to slap and paizuri. Finding clothing is difficult.

C Cup is my cutoff. Wife had B when we first met, but I gave her a pass because I knew she would grow into them.

Theres a trick my dad taught me (R.I.P.). The mother is generally a preview of what the daughter will look like when older.

so what homosexual? Sagging tits are still tits

>im okay with a floppy saggy mess of what could be perky if the tits were a or b cup
funny to spot the cumbrains and non sex havers

Yeah! thats why I only go to the strip clubs on Tuesday afternoons

C cup isn’t bad. I guess I just prefer big ol milkers on my gfs. But of course it can get to a point where it’s so massive that they will look like shit in 10 years. It’s the reason why I like weightlifter qts, they have big breasts that will age well

Based.

See

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Sauce please

Fuck, I NEED a girl with tits like this. Where the fuck do I find them?

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How people prefer women who look like twinks over this is mind blowing desu

>A cup (fits in one hand with room to spare) - You secretly like boys or pedophile. It's sad when your pecs are larger than gfs tits
t. doesn't know that subtly toying with a chestlet's self esteem about her boobs will make her let go the most thunderous orgasm of her life

You really do watch too much hentai

GIVE MILKIES

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>Titty monsters due to winning genetic jackpot

Girls with big tits have it easy mode (other than curse of having every guy trying to hit on then).

Mythbusters tested this out a while back.
youtu.be/ENgMeIFJazc

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>he thinks its genetics.

yeah its totally not the bullshit in the water supply

>tfw my gf is a 34DDD

:^)

Saw the imgur compilation of the rightmost girl

She's a fucking hag, she only looks good in that one single pic

Nice honkers though

No, I like teasing insecure women.

give me the link

>34 band
landwhale

>is so insecure he has to bully women to feel good about himself
>sex ability is so shit he has to rely on finding insecure women to make up for it
Chestlet lovers confirmed nu males

cope. she's 5' 11"

Make babby.

youtu.be/6YJ91FKZHI0

Men gave 30% more tips on average.
Women gave 40% more tips on average.

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I never saw anything beyond that one

Holy shit look at the addicts hiding in the cuck corner that is this thread.

You are like dogs that fucked up and hide oitside with their tails between their legs lmao

>flat chest is patrician
okay faggot

I just find it cute. It's just teasing not mean spirited bullying.

can confirm. i used to work with a titty monster in sales. the amount she used to take home via commission vs the rest of us was fucking ABSURD

shut up nigga

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Across the waist?

>he’s coping because he couldn’t please a girl with nice body if he wanted to

I'm tellin you if you
>look underwhelmed and/or amused when you first take her bra off
>joke about her not needing it
>or confuse her by leaving it on after removing everything else
Her pussy will be running down your dick. All chestlets have a mental hangup that surfaces as boob humiliation kinks

meant for also, an added cringe

imagine coping this hard

have fun staying jerking off tonight, cumbrain

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>.t

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based brosnan

I could please her, but she won't please me as much as an insecure chestlet would.

>cumbrain
You're the one talking about big tiddy gfs though.

I actually agree. The weak should fear the strong and if the newborn can't fight off a grown man to earn its meal it doesn't deserve one

I know that’s a thing. I’m saying your so much of a nu male that you have to rely on tricks like that because you couldn’t please a women by yourself. Misery loves company

>implying thats a bad thing

meant to post this

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Since when does Aughra have two eyes?

fucking based

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