Saw a fucking house centipede crawl across my bed

>saw a fucking house centipede crawl across my bed
where do I sleep tonight help

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Find it and destroy it.

got any bug killers in house? if so, spray that shit everywhere, if not, either go to store and buy some, or sleep in bed with cockroach, and in morning get bug killer spray

Obviously you have to get a hotel room.

Hope you're not broke and unemployed.

You need to burn the bed. Even if the creature is gone it's tainted your bed, if not laid eggs in it.

Hunt it, or sleep on the couch. Not that the couch is better since the centipede could fucking crawl over ther in a minute or so if it wanted to. Grab a magazine or shoe and start undoing your bed user. Alternatively you could grab a trash can or cup big enough to capture it, scare it out of hiding onto the floor, and then trap it. Then get some paper and slide it under the throw that shit outside, or just let it starve and die and vacuum it up.

they climb vertical surfaces you're pretty fucked

Centipede is good. They look scary but it will kill another insects and wont cause you any harm.

freezer lmao

some Japanese people keep them as pets but they ARE venomous and they CAN bite you. also have you seen how many legs they have? wow.

look at the face on this thing. he just wants to fuck you up.

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Basel is a fucking homo lmao

He just wants a hug op
Let him share the bed with you

Exactly, why else would he have all those legs if they weren't for hugging?

sleep on the floor
he is the ruler now

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Imagine being a normalfag and not willingly sharing your room with arthropods and insects.

The house belongs to the 'pede now

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Wtf they are venomous wtf??? My old house was full of them Jesus Christ.

oh lord that's a tough one. Centipedes are my greatest phobia, I wouldn't be able to sleep for a week

BRO. Like stop being a little bitch.
Sammy been in the corner of my shower building webs and shit. I told him hes good to stay as long as he kills all tge fucking moths that been bugging.
Nigga i take showers brown recluses and you whining about a fucking centipede

Thats a millipede retard

I'm more afraid of cockroaches than centipedes 2bh. I've hardly ever seen centipedes in my lifetime.

>be me
>saw home centipede running across my room
>know that they are harmless to human but panicked and smacked it with a shoe
>its explodes in many pairs of legs that are still moving

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One day I was on the couch watching tv.

Centipede crawls over my face.

corner of the bathroom is not the bed retard

House pedes are good for your house, they get rid of the roaches.

I guess it's time to buy a new house OP. It was good while it lasted.

They can only kill you if you're allergic to their venom.

centipedes are venomous dude every single one. now who's the retard. you.