I don't wanna get off my lazy ass and do anything. Bully me into doing stuff pls

I don't wanna get off my lazy ass and do anything. Bully me into doing stuff pls.

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print that out and put it on the door of your room

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Think of all the reasons you have to *not* go to the gym this very moment. Chances are, you've got none. So go do it.

I don't care enough about you to bully you into doing something good for yourself

what worked for me is commiting to 3 months of only masturbating to myself. I don't mean noporn/only fapping to imagination. I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror. Over the next three months I developed a personal relationship with myself that I never thought possible and often found myself giddy with excitement before the gym because I knew I could get back afterwords with a pump I could watch in the mirror. Quite frankly, I fell in love with myself and at times even glimpsing at the mirror will give me goosebumps and a semi.

Less gains for you more for me
Less women for you more for me
Less money for you more for me

Your failure is my success, go beat your dick to women who won't look back

That's pretty hot. A girl who unashamedly admits she's trying to garner male attention and crush the self-esteem of other women

You are literally wasting your life, my only regret when i first started self improving about a year ago was not doing it sooner. Soon you will realize every day is a gift and that wasting time is the ultimate enemy.

If you need inspiration you're never going to make it
I fucking hate going to the gym but it's literally just a thing I do 3 days every week. I don't even think about it, I just go 3 days a week whenever I feel like it and get surges of actually wanting to go there every now and then.

You don't even have to be super inspired to "make it" by non Jow Forums standards. Most 1.5 pl8ers will have a better physique than your average normie.

Based

dude is this real?

imagine waking to yourself for 3 months only to realise youve been memed

This as well
I don't like going to the gym but whats way worse is 3 years going by instantly and realizing I could have a better physique if I spent 3 instnatly forgettable days in the gym per week. You literally forget you even went to the gym about 2 hours after you're finished with a 45 minute sesh

Op is too big of a fucking idiot to do anything with his life, he'd rather just sit there staring at his computer for hours with that blank fluoride stare. The sad thing is i bet you think of yourself as a smart individual and yet you can't even do such basic like discipline yourself. You're a fucking retard and everything you have done in life thus far reinforces that. Prove me wrong pussy.

Who is this?

Kys fucking cumbrain

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That's American Psycho as fuck. I like it.

the most autistic shit i've read today

how do I build an ass like this?

Based tripp

Jesus Christ op lifting made me a fucking Cumbrian lmao, I have been jerking off to porn more than ever in my life on top of having sex with gf, it’s fucking insane, thank you for this pic.
Lifting has made my sex drive skyrocket, I am living in ecstasy

What an awful sweatshirt.

You probably have more self hatred than any amount of bullying could conjure, but if it makes you feel any worse, I don't want you to make it and hope you remain a lazy slob. I would enable you if I could just ensure you keep looking and feeling like utter trash.

Do you ever intentionally not check out at attractive and lewdly dressed women? I've been doing for awhile to harm their self esteem in some insignificant way, but i've found the practice in self control rewarding.
I don't even care if i'm deluding myself in believing that they give a fuck about where I look. It's the aspect of having greater control over myself that is making me feel good.

what worked for me is commiting to 3 months of only masturbating to myself. I don't mean noporn/only fapping to imagination. I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror. Over the next three months I developed a personal relationship with myself that I never thought possible and often found myself giddy with excitement before the gym because I knew I could get back afterwords with a pump I could watch in the mirror. Quite frankly, I fell in love with myself and at times even glimpsing at the mirror will give me goosebumps and a semi.
what worked for me is commiting to 3 months of only masturbating to myself. I don't mean noporn/only fapping to imagination. I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror. Over the next three months I developed a personal relationship with myself that I never thought possible and often found myself giddy with excitement before the gym because I knew I could get back afterwords with a pump I could watch in the mirror. Quite frankly, I fell in love with myself and at times even glimpsing at the mirror will give me goosebumps and a semi.

Recent pasta btw