Sexual health

nah

>you can buy them on alibaba

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they're only a few thousand dollars

>year 2077
>laser fire in the distance
>I hop off my hoverbike, gentle powerdown sound
>message beep from holocrom *beep beep*
>sigh
>boss wants me working night shift
>eh whatever, i could use the credits anyway
>throw back leather duster off of my pants
>saddle up to streetside autosuck
>wave hand over sensor
>WELCOME BACK DANIEL 5 CREDITS REMOVED FROM ACCOUNT. ENJOY.
>up to 5 credits already? damn rebellion screwed everyone
>jam autodick inside, so glad i got this biogirth extender heh
>SETTING?
>hmm. it's friday
>put on VR goggles and gloves
>gotta treat myself
>autosuck, set it to bind torture kill

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For about 5000$ if I remember correctly

bumbles fuckin dumb. Went in thinking maybe some girls will put in some effort, only get 'hey'. Rest of the conversation is like pulling teeth. In the end it's no better than any other dating site, actually it might be worse since last I heard they were banning pictures of anyone with guns. But instagram banning nipples is a crime against humanity. I hate everything

make 6 figure income
stay fit

>sexual health
Yes hello, how do I have some?

Holy shit someone never touched a real vagene before

How about you throw away the toys and learn some social skills?

Sexual ecology encourage passive aggressive on the part of human females.

Not even going to lie. I'd stick it in those.

id buy 1 but this would be an absolute pain to clean

explain

shit

It's almost the year of our Lord 2020 and you're still preaching social interaction. No, we'll all be fucking virtual cum socks within the decade.

how does one learn these mythical social skills? The amount of woman I've talked to that end up wanting nothing to do with me is pretty high. You'd think I would have learned something but I'm still getting nowhere

bro You never say whats up bitches dont like that. I personally say the same line everytime and bitches love it since its a friday night ill tell yall. Just msg QT saying "spotify or itunes" this shit works every time if youre not ugly or cringe

I think the point is his bad social skills don't match with the girls even worse socializing. literally dealing with 0% energy females is the worst

Stop watching porn and putting them on a pedestal. The moment you can talk to them the same way you would to your good friends is when you will learn.

It's not going to work right away but skills need time and practice. Sex addiction will make you look insecure and perverted, something females can tell right away.

>wanting to stick your dick in something made by chinks
big no

giggity

I'd rather just sit at home and coom

Yeah you probably should, weak genes should regulate themselves.

Not bad

Is that code for something nigger I don't understand

I coom for money at the local sperm bank. They pay me to pass on my genes

Well now I have a boner.

whyy the fuck even try if the top 10% of all men get 90% of the women...

I don't think you can buy the big ones. I tried searching for this shit before but I could only find the small ones that are on the shelves behind them (they're used as phone holders)

Women have a low but hard limit on their reproductive capacity. Men can conceive as many times as they fuck. The confirmed record for a man is on the order of >760 cenceptions. The record for a woman is around 33. Thus, it's in a woman's interest to be picky in order to assure the highest quality offspring. But men can afford to roll the dice and chase everything that moves which has the secondary effect of encouraging prudishness on the part of women. If they're always being chased, best for their reproductive quality to avoid it. It will eventually find them, anyway. Thus, passive aggression. And thus, the case of a woman flaunting herself in front of a particular man, then throwing a tantrum when he fails to proposition her, especially in high school, but also in college now these days.

big if true, either way, based coomman

>The moment you can talk to them the same way you would to your good friends is when you will learn.
come onnnn, everyone knows you cant talk to a girl like a guy.Like 90% of the conversation with my buddies is insults, threats of violence, or other forms of shit-talking. I only know a handful of woman that can keep up with that.
>Sex addiction will make you look insecure and perverted, something females can tell right away
buddy if I had sex addiction, I'd be pounding away with a hooker instead of posting here

Japanese girls are made by chinks tho

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I'd read this book.

It's not about talking to bitches like you would with dudes lmao I mean don't sperg out because it's a "she" keep your cool.

Like if you see a random dude online would you start a conversation with "nice feet btw" aswell?

Also you probably pound rubber molds of hookers instead. Because of your crippling social anxiety lol

I don't sperg, I think I may keep my cool too much. I try to ask em questions and shit and get them talking, but a lot of times I'm drawing a blank, so I just spout something out. When I ask one of my buddies for help with a girl he normally comes up with something I never would have thought of, and it works too. I think I'm just missing something

It's actually just a toilet paper roll, a rubber band and a banana peel. get it right phaggot

Alright spill the beans how much for one of these things and where.

>chinese
no fuck I don't want my dick rippen off

>tfw 27 khv incel
>find literally almost every girl i see in public to be cute, immediately think of just eating their ass immediately right there because i'm an ass-obsessed degenerate
>so humiliated about my life that i dont even try to talk to any of these girls or even make eye contact even though have literally zero standards

>sex addiction
>doesn't have sex
I know you're trying to say that lewd thoughts and behaviors make it hard to talk to thots, but everyone watches porn. The girl you're asking out watches porn ( probably more rapey stuff than you)
Chads watch porn, beta orbiters watch porn.
Incels and near-incels are probably the single largest group of people who are actively trying to quit porn.
I support this movement. I have been clean of the stuff for two months and did six months without it last year. It does make your life better. But it's isn't going to cure anxiety, ugly, or poor.
>stop putting women on a pedestal
Ok. I still don't know what that means.
>just talk to them like you would a friend
I don't have any.

>Nice feet btw
No lie: you could indeed start a conversation with a guy that way.

uh what if some retard said that shit to me I would bash their head off the sidewalk

He meant a female saying that to a guy you retard.

>females have no personality and require the men to carry the whole conversation, make plans, entertain her, and such.
This. So much fucking this. I think I actually hate my current gf for this. I consider breaking up with her at least twice a week because she's so fucking boring and never initiates anything.
The reason I keep postponing the breakup is because her arse is fantastic and she lets me do stuff with it...so I endure her personality...for now.

>convoluted jerking off tools
sad, jerking off is embarrassing and a last resort
just get a gf or wife.

>the contemplation
dying

you wouldnt do anything pussy. Kill yourself

Bro just go somewhere with legal prostitution for a week.

im just posting to let you know i appreciate this lol

Go back to tumblr you faggot

kek'd

I've been using Jow Forums since 2006 niggercunt

Based nips

Bro, just offer to eat their ass right there. If you handsome it works.
T. Arrested for lewd behavior in public

>Looks up at you from pavement
Nice feet, btw

>>”nice feet btw”
chad move

what worked for me is commiting to 3 months of only masturbating to myself. I don't mean noporn/only fapping to imagination. I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror. Over the next three months I developed a personal relationship with myself that I never thought possible and often found myself giddy with excitement before the gym because I knew I could get back afterwords with a pump I could watch in the mirror. Quite frankly, I fell in love with myself and at times even glimpsing at the mirror will give me goosebumps and a semi

Urinal infections

>How to get big titty gf fit
I mean, first day I had sex I probably didn't cared about having sex and I still don't care to this day. Don't look for it. Listen this guy the moral of his shit is that he learned to love himself. NOw i'm not telling to do like he did but take care of yourlsef in order to love yourself. Look for better clothing, go on full art hoe tier if you'Re poor. /fa/ has some good tip on that. Make a shower everyday. Use a revitalizer, I've been asked by many girl about my taste in revitalizer. She'll like the smell of good hair when she get drilled. Keep yourself healthy, use facial cream and all that shit. But the msot important thing of all, have friends, good friends that support you and be open to new friends in your social circle. Everyone can bring something fun. If you start approaching people because they're different you will get better. And one day, you will be ona date without knowing you're on a date. Like most chad.

>instantly unmatched
If it's what you like and she's not into it, nothing was really lost, was it?

>wtf else are you suppose to say
Have you tried asking her to marry you, followed by 3 star eyes emojis, 3 heart eyes emojis, the monkey covering its mouth emoji, and that one emoji that has the sly eyes looking off to the side emoji?

>WELCOME BACK DANIEL
Hard Kek thanks lad

Japs aren't chinks you dumb fuck
That's like saying gooks are jungle monkeys.
Idiot.

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Gook, nip, chink whatever. Gimme sommadat onions sauce pussy

Based.

the replacement of 3d women with something better

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nice trips jesus

Doctor: just insert yourself into the robot horse asshole and I'll be back to check the sample in a moment

>Like 90% of the conversation with my buddies is insults, threats of violence, or other forms of shit-talking
I literally speak to every single woman I'm attracted to this way. Teasing, insults, putdowns, condescending attitude, hair pulls, and just generally a playful attitude and acting as if they're my bratty, annoying, younger sister. That shit is catnip to them, especially the attractive ones who are used to every guy instantly becoming autistic robots around them.
However to women I'm not attracted to I am the complete opposite: kind, respectful of boundaries, no physical contact, etc. Wouldn't want to give them the wrong impression.

Lads, why every single girl I have sex nowadays is submissive as fuck and wants to be strangled, spanked, spat, slapped etc.? I'm not into that shit man there has to be more to sex than that

cast it

Congrats, with your grand social skills you landed a ran through unattractive whale. Fuck off with this dumb shit

You can definitely buy the big ones

how am i supposed to retain my semen if I keep

>busting my load in my sleep every week

???

because it's the kinky(tm) progressive """counter"""-culture way to be nowadays

put it back inside using any means necessary

g-good boys clean up their mess, r-right?

Sperm extractor
alibaba.com/showroom/automatic-sperm-extractor.html

You could start by making an assumption about her.

Once in a while, Jow Forums produces gold

>Oh hey , I bet you're a raging whore! How far off am I? ;) ;O

Confirmed. I do this all the time, and I’ve never struggled to get a gf, even when I was kinda fat. The only thing I’d add is that you start relatively gently, and work your way up. That way they build up the idea that you’re “outrageous” and “funny”, so you can build up to calling them a fat fuck, a frothing retard, probably a man, etc.

This is true like 95% of the time.
These women have no hobbies besides drinking Prosecco and netflix but have the audacity to demand
>don’t be boring
The hard part isn’t attracting grills, it’s sifting through them to finally find one that isn’t so boring it makes you wanna kill yourself

lads, I get horny but when I'm out with girls I feel nothing, like rare occasion I'll feel attraction but sometimes I'll just acknowledge them as a really attractive girl but then when I'm out with them it's like adehonia and nothingness.
What the fuck is happening to me? Where did my urge to flirt and fuck them go?

Get a hooker. You're beating off too much with no actual exp so you get all fucked up.

>Where did my urge to flirt and fuck them go?
It died upon the realisation that they’re all dumb, vapid whores