Wooohooo

>wooohooo
>it's the weekend
>come on user have a beer with me
>what do you mean your cutting? what's that?
>what are you too good to have a beer with me?

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id throw away the best cut for misato

Asuka >= Misato > Hikari > Rei > Ritsuko

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i was actually invited out to go see a movie with a bunch of people i dont know. I said no and my friend is pissed because i would rather go workout alone. I dunno what hes so pissed about, im the one thats going to do something hard while he goes out and has fun

I just got a body comp test yesterday and got 24.1% in the torso. I have lipohypertrophy from lifelong insulin injections but that doesn't excuse me being chubby. I turned down a beer at work today and a glass of wine with my wife, but I already planned to catch a flight at a brewery with my parents tomorrow. Feels bad man

He probably either wanted you to wingman or he doesn't want to go either but was too timid to refuse.

I approve of this ranking.

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>sure, I’ll just run an extra couple of miles tomorrow haha

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Replace hikari and misato and youve got a deal

I used to do this often and eventually my friends stopped asking me out and left me behind. Now I only see their lives through social media. They all got married, had kids, or moved away.

Make time for your friends, user.

How do you fags live without beer?
It's like the best way to get some extra carbs in.

>what are you too good to have a beer with me?
Yes.

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what worked for me is commiting to 3 months of only masturbating to myself. I don't mean noporn/only fapping to imagination. I mean only masturbating to myself in the mirror. Over the next three months I developed a personal relationship with myself that I never thought possible and often found myself giddy with excitement before the gym because I knew I could get back afterwords with a pump I could watch in the mirror. Quite frankly, I fell in love with myself and at times even glimpsing at the mirror will give me goosebumps and a semi

beer tastes gross

Based

literally just go for a jog the next morning to burn off the beer calories

>not eating at a deficit so you have room for spontaneous bullshit

This is perfectly constructed bait, right down to the molecular level.

Just drink water at the bar no one gives a shit
Alcohol is haram anyway

I won't drink a beer as it's bad for my cut by I willl drink that beer from you later if you get what I mean.

>giving a shit about what some thot thinks
Reminder that Asuka is best girl.

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